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Me: I get offended so easily
Friend: Yeah you do
Me: *gets offended*
Let me roller blade please
I bet you. IT'S EXERCISE AND FUN.
Why did no one warn me that making sourdough is so complicated?!
Every recipe and website says something different, and there's somewhere between 5 and 37 steps and it's so time consuming JUST FOR ONE LOAF
I just wanted to make bread
Send help T-T
Me whenever US politics gets too upsetting: I think it is time to reread Red White and Royal Blue
If I am thinking about literally anything, but get distracted or sidetracked and forget the Thought, I am completely incapable of moving on or doing anything until I Find the Thought
I don't know why. It's like there's a little thorn in my brain, because I Know I wasn't able to finish the Thought, so the mind thorn will not cease to pester me
It grows larger with each passing moment until I am able to Recall the Thought by backtracking everything I was thinking
I am a slave to the Mind Thorn
Does anyone else compulsively fiddle with paper? Like no matter the situation or importance I cannot stop myself from fraying the corners
Why is sleeping so hard
It's literally one of the most natural and necessary elements for living human beings
And yet here I am, sleepless
Anyone else randomly sometimes get offended that other people know things about you, or remember things?
Like stop that, let me be a mysterious nobody with an unknown backstory
You know what needs to stop? Premium subscriptions
I ALREADY HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION, I PAY FOR AN ACCOUNT
GIVE ME THE ACCESS
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
Premium subscriptions are Bullshit and entirely exist because of greed and I Hate It
Me: walking through the halls of the hotel, carrying 15 tortillas, 4 shirts, a mostly empty jar of peanut butter, a pair of ripped trousers, a bag of bags, and a skull
Me: wow I hope I don't run into anyone because this would not be easy to explain
Anybody else sometimes wish that limbs were detachable like lego people so you could just swap them out for new ones?
Currently consumed by unexplainable sadness
Work today: balancing caution tape on my head and aggressively sniffing trees
Me @ myself every morning: I need you to understand that work is vital to your survival, and you must get out of bed post haste
And yet I keep replying with "is survival really that important tho"
That feeling when you get to talk to that one person who never fails to make you smile and improve your whole week
I don't understand
In my head, I want to call everyone "babe" and "dear" and "love" and I want to be so kind
But whenever I speak it's just sass and sarcasm
Literally every day
You know, I think the further we get into The Future the less I understand
And I'm not even talking about technology or medical advancements because that's a whole other thing
What I mean is
I legitimately cannot tell when things are satire anymore
Is this person just insane? Is it a joke? Do they need to see someone? Have they always been like this? Is it sarcasm?
It both shocks and horrifies me constantly
Sometimes YouTube recommends me something I give so few fucks about that it actually offends me
I don't want a romantic partner I want friends who will go dumpster diving with me, I want neighbors who will knock on my door and ask for butter because they forgot to buy some and it's sunday. I want book shelves in public spaces, food banks and shared tool sheds and community gardens. I want to trade home grown tomatoes for a couple of eggs with my neighbor and I want to bring food over to my friends house when I've cooked too much. I want bicycle only streets and I want people to go on spontaneous walks with. I want people to ask me for help when they need it and I want to be able to ask for help in return. I want community as a safety net. I want people to stop focusing on the vague concept of the one, who will Cure All Isolation and Loneliness. I want every single person to be able to find support and comfort around them, regardless of their relationship status.