Monarchofmayhem - Blog Posts

You would be one to know seeing that you have one. A bigger one than you're willing to admit by the looks of it; has someone been opening up to the possibility of friendship with a certain wandering weirdo? 🤨

DIE!!!!

*The shadow smiled wider, her pupils dilating with a sadistic sense of excitement. He's taken the bait.*

You'd think so, right? Such a chatty fellow, that one... Always the one to carry the conversation.

I assure you he wouldn't be able to keep a secret if he ever talked about himself. He only ever talks about his company, after all. Truly, when was the last time he gave you a hint as to his personal interests..?

Well, we can dive into that later. Addressing the other question now; why I know what I do...

*The creature casually takes a few steps back until she is flat against the wall in the most literal sense. She's nothing but a shadow skittering over the Skull Ship's gloomy interior. Her teeth disappear into the darkness of her form as her hollow eyes gaze up at Hater; her tone level and matter-of-fact as she speaks.*

...I don't exactly play by this galaxy's rules.

The place I'm from likes to gather video footage of other galaxies as a sort of entertainment, posting them on different television channels or uploading them to websites. There are quite a few clips that hint at Wander's nature; clips that no one in your galaxy has seen. I've taken it upon myself to analyze them with the intention of building an accurate profile of him for you. A character study, if you will.

With this profile you should be able to break the part of him that seems untouchable: his spirit. You'll be able to tear apart his motivations and show him how wrong he truly is! You could destroy him in a way so much more personal than you've ever dreamed of.

So I'll ask again...

Are you interested?

...Wait, am I a celestial being?

Not to worry; as rare as it might be, there are many others besides them. Although...

I find it quite strange that you don't want to know more about Wander. Don't you want to know how to weaken him so he can't manipulate you anymore?

You have the means to destroy him physically, but he always gets under your metaphorical skin one way or another. I might be able to help you change that.

I've discovered some things about him that most people won't know, not even Sylvia. I'm not going to lie and say I know everything about him; he's still very much a mystery. However...

I do think this information could prove useful to you. You could use it to break his spirit so he can never get to you again.

So, what do you say? Would you like to hear it? Or would you rather spend eternity chasing after something untouchable..?

...Wait, am I a celestial being?

Well, considering you were born from a cosmic storm and you have magic powers I'd say yes! People like you are pretty rare, but you can find quite a few of them if you know where to look. They usually end up as villains like Sourdough (not sure what their real name is) or guardians like the legendary Myrtle.

These people are usually the only ones to have near infinite lifespans, but some species can live for centuries all on their own. Strangely enough, Wander's an example of this; he's been traveling through galaxies and changing his name for thousands of years now.

He might be even older than you...

...Wait, am I a celestial being?