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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second
Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse
hey so haha fun fact but. did you know that i'm not ready for this to end I'm not ready for you to leave I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again
I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.
Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style
I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔
don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators
[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage
In my defense your honor: tch. Like I'd ever tell you