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Nick: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with Eric?
Rachel: YOU WHAT?!
Nick: Fuck, it wasn't that.
Eric: You fight like my ex-wife!
Nick: I'm dating your ex-wife. That's a compliment.
Eric: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.
Nick: What?
Eric: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
Nick: I love you.
Eric:
Nick:
Eric:
Nick: Also cereal qualifies as soup.
Eric: I fucking knew it.
*Rachel has broken up with them*
Eric: Wow.. Rachel really hates us.
Nick: Maybe she's homophobic?
Eric: We're not a couple Nick.
Nick: We're not?
Rachel: You're not?