Norman Osborn - Blog Posts

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(a little gay too)

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I had to figure out comparative Raimi-verse and Webb-verse character strength for a fic once and found out that this scene:

has absolutely bonkers implications (and is also physically impossible).

For reference, the thing that's attached to the other end of that cable he's holding is a pre-2010 Roosevelt Tramway car. It weighs 18,300 pounds, or 9.16 tons, when empty, and it is currently loaded (though I'll be ignoring the weight of the passengers in this post for the sake of easier math). That is an absolutely insane amount of weight to hold one-handed, and he's not bracing or shifting his weight to counter it at all.

This means that Norman is much, much stronger than the 800% increase in strength promised by the performance enhancers. I don't know exactly how the ratios translate, but if Norman can hold 9 tons without effort in one hand, he can probably bench press two or three times that. Eight times the current unequipped bench press record is 6,256 pounds, or 3.12 tons, roughly a third of the weight he is currently supporting. And Peter is capable of beating Norman hand-to-hand, which requires a rough parity in strength. Therefore, Peter is also absolutely insanely strong. They're both closer to Thor's weight class than to Captain America's.

So much for the overanalysis of what this single shot means for Norman and Peter's abilities. Here's where we get to what makes the scene impossible: weight ratios. Norman is not sticky, like Peter. He does not have foot clamps on the bridge like he does on his glider. There is no physical way that a 180-190 pound dude, however inhumanly strong, can hold that much weight without skidding right off of the bridge into freefall. By all rights, this should not be a shot of the Green Goblin standing menacingly over Peter Parker, it should be a shot of a green blur getting yanked off the side of the Queensboro Bridge by the force generated by 9.15 tons of falling metal, and that absolutely cracks me up laughing.

if you ask questions about my au's I will elaborate

"Harry, isn't this your father?" - asked mj who was holding a polaroid in his hand

- What? Let me see

Harry took the polaroid Mj was holding, his father didn't seem to be older than him in the photo, Norman was smiling without looking at the camera, it wasn't a cruel or trusting smile.

Harry did not think he had ever seen his father smile like that, Norman Osborn seemed genuinely happy, Harry looked in a corner of the photo, it did not take him long to recognize the handwriting of his father, there it was written "the best day of my life"

— I wonder what would have happened for Dad to stop looking so happy — thought Harry.

— HEY GUYS, HERE ARE MORE PHOTOS! — Peter called as he held a box in his arms

Norman: I think goblin swallowed your ipod

Otto: what!? How do you know he did that?

Norman opens his mouth and beats his chest

the first chords of If i Were a Rich Man are heard

Amnesic Goblin AU

AU where the cure for Norman is not dashed from the Goblin, instead it causes him amnesia.

At first Norman really thought that the Goblin disappeared, until one night while Norman was in his office he heard the Goblin's voice again, although Goblin no longer sounded like he was full of anger and resentment against the world instead it sounded confused and even somewhat... Afraid?

— who are you? — Norman looked at his reflection in pure panic, but all he saw was his reflection with a confused look and a pointing finger.

— You do not know who I am? — Norman asked, the reflection of him in the mirror shaking her head.

— No, I don't, because you look like me? —The Goblin sounded confused, nothing like how Norman remembered him.

— Do you know who you are? — Norman asked, waiting for the other to answer, goblin was silent for a while, but finally spoke.

-No...

Things that happen in the AU

At first Goblin is very nosy coming forward at inopportune moments or asking Norman questions about something he thought, these things used to put Norman in trouble, but over the months Norman and Goblin learned to live with each other.

They have problems like the fact that neither of them knows everything Goblin did, only being able to rely on what the diaries say, or what Goblin said to Norman before he lost his memory.

In this AU Norman came back to his universe before the final battle against Peter, so Peter doesn't know that Norman is the Green Goblin and he doesn't plan to tell him anytime soon.

Norman destroyed everything he had to do with the Green Goblin, except for the glider, since both Norman and Goblin like to fly in it.

The AU mainly explores the life of Norman and Goblin once they have returned to their universe and how they both adapt to this second chance, he how Norman deals with the fact that at some point in time after his death Otto suffered the accident which left him with four actuators attached to his spine and he as Norman has no idea how much time he has to avoid that and he how to avoid it. While goblin deals with flashbacks of the past and how he really has no idea who he was before or if he really wants to know what he was like before.

Imagine if Ambrosius Osborn attended Norman's college graduation and got close to Norman, I think something like this would happen.

Ambrosius: You're finally going to get somewhere, Norman, make sure you bring honor to the Osborn name.

*Goblin comes forward*

Goblin: take his name out of your mouth!!

Otto and Curt notice what is happening and approach Norman, they are both much taller than Ambrosius and they look angry.

Rosie grabs the goblin's hand and pulls him away from Ambrosius, if either of them noticed a few tears forming in the goblin's eyes, neither of them mentioned it.

In short, I imagine Norman/Goblin singing this and for some reason if this were to take place in college, the idea would only be more attractive

I need to mention that I think the one who would be on the other side of the door would be Otto.

Why do I like the idea of ​​Goblin being a Star Wars fan so much? as if goblin had a lightsaber stashed somewhere in the mansion, you know this is going to go on the list of things i'll add to my amnesic goblin au

I made this drawing of Otto and Norman and I think I could do more, you know like little polaroids showing things that happened during their years at University, maybe I could even put some little story under the drawing, you are welcome to try to create the story behind the photo and send me images on which to base myself to make other of these polaroid drawings

so i said i manage otto, norman, rosie, emily and curt as friends since college? i feel like norman wouldn't have many friends after starting oscorp and that the five of them would be a great group of friends, like norman, otto and curt are discussing something about science and suddenly emily and rosie arrive from their last 19th century literature class and they start talking about the subject of their class and otto, norman and curt don't understand anything

I posted this edit on tiktok but it didn't get much support so I thought I'd post it on tumblr

there is also a version of doc ock that has not had much support on tik tok either

this is the name of my tik tok account in case anyone is interested: superior_iron.man

So i was thinking about the fact that norman and goblin were probably kicked out of universe before the final fight with peter because the goblin suit was in good condition, so if norman goes back to his universe at one of those times, he could just go home and peter would never find out who the green goblin is and the green goblin would just be gone overnight

(I haven't seen 2002 Spider-Man in years so sorry if this is inaccurate)

idea for an AU that I just had and which I probably won't delve into but here it is, green goblin is a thief recognized worldwide for stealing the most expensive works of art in the world just to demonstrate the poor security of the places that protect them, the Dr.Otto Octavius ​​and his partner agent Peter Parker try to catch him after he stole the Mona Lisa

Oooh I'm curious about your au, how did norman and otto reacted when they found out their wives are alive??

Well, for starters, they don't find out that both are alive at the same time, first they find out that Emily is alive and after they heal the lizard and it becomes curt again, they find out that Rosie is alive, since Curt recognized Otto and Norman and he was the one who put them in context about some things that had changed in this universe

Norman's reaction is mostly relief because he had been concerned that if there was a Harry Osborn in this universe the boy would be an orphan, but when he saw Emily next to a 6-year-old Harry during an oscorp presentation, Norman was relieved that his son was not alone and because he knew that Emily would be much better raising Harry than he had been, he also cried a little because Emily had been his best friend before they got married and it was a relief to see the happy and healthy one, you found the last memory that norman had of her which was ill emily wanting to say goodbye to a little harry

On the other hand Otto doesn't take it as well as Norman, he cries a lot, he cries everything he didn't cry when he was under the influence of the AI, he goes to where rosie lives and sees her through a window sees how this rosie she looks happy note how she seems to have a certain normality in her life and otto doesn't want to ruin that, so otto makes the decision that rosie will never find out about his existence, otto takes a long time to get over his rosie's death, and even more time to mentalize about the fact that the rosie of this universe is not her rosie, that she had 11 years to accept the death of otto, while otto has only had a few months to accept the 180 degree turn that his life gave, during all of that norman was a great support for otto, essentially being the pillar that kept otto from completely collapsing

(It must be said that the idea that rosie does not discover the existence of Otto does not last long just like emily does not discover the existence of Norman)

idea for an au

(I talked about this in the discord chat and I think I finally have the basics of the au)

Au where after NWH Otto and Norman accidentally end up in a universe where Spider-Man doesn't exist yet, but villains like the vulture, electro, and the lizard do, after a close encounter with the lizard Otto and Norman make the decision , somewhat impulsive, trying to cure the lizard this accidentally causes Otto and Norman to end up becoming the superheroes of New York.

Now the reason why Spider-Man man does not exist, the answer is quite simple and that is that Peter Parker is only 6 years old in 2002 in this universe, Spider-Man will not exist until 2010

On the other hand, the versions of Otto and Norman of this universe have been dead for years, Norman Osborn died in 1997, in a terrorist attack, at 35 years of age, while Otto Octavius ​​died in 1991, at 30 years of age, then of trying to protect him and his wife Rosie from a thief.

Characters that are alive in this AU, I think the most important are Emily Osborn, Rosie Octavius ​​and Ben Parker, in this AU basically Norman was the one who died shortly after Harry's birth, and Otto never managed to create his fusion reactor because he died long before he could create it so Rosie never died during the exhibition

Now I feel like someone is probably wondering how is it that Norman is a superhero if he lost the performance enhancers, the answer is easy in this one he didn't lose them yet, at least not completely, the explanation, well to May injecting the unfinished cure to the Goblin caused that by injecting the ultimate cure it was not able to get rid of all the serum, in exchange it got rid of enough for the goblin to disappear but still leaving Norman being stronger than a normal human (according to the wiki in Spanish from the green goblin this one can lift 9 tons so let's say that if Norman tries his hardest he can lift 7)

I think that's all for now any questions are welcome and maybe I'll be posting more about this AU soon

Please tell me that I am not the only one who thinks that midnight though from "set it off" fits very well with Norman Osborn especially if it is with Norman after the events of NWH

A few days ago I found some of my old Norman Osborn drawings from when Spider-Man no way home was released and maybe because of that I spent a good few hours on AO3 reading fanfic of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man movies...

Alignment charts and memes, ft. Spidersona and OCS

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I HAVE SOME DESIGNS I WANNA SHARE HOLD ON-

The first I don't like cause Electro in it sucks, but I think the Spider-Suit is so cool and I want to draw it separately, the white accents?? OH MY GODDDD

The second one I could do the colours and design better, but god I have an unreasonable attachment to it I CANT LET IT DIE OKAY I CAN SAVE THE GOD AWFUL DESIGN AND MAKE IT MEDIOCRE

I want to create UNIVERSES for the two I AM GOING INSANE. I might just do a usm and have like 40 Spider-People in one universe cause I love them.

Some extra information on my universe's Sinister Six members.

First post here

I'm tempted to do entire fics on them but- I need to stop before I start overwhelming myself and getting too excited.

Doctor Olivia Odell

Likes - She's always had a strange fascination with ballet, always adores any dances that include sea themes, or long flowy silk.

Dislikes - Any vehicles, cars, helicopters, even bicycles make her nervous and uncomfortable because she has no control. Olivia used to walk everywhere, now, her tentacle situation can help with that.

Favourite food - Fruits, specifically strawberries and blueberries, she loves salads because they can be so diverse with what foods are included.

Least favourite food - Anything spicy, she's always preferred colder foods, and so something hot in temperature let alone flavour is just not her thing.

How does she text? - Usually her texts have very good grammar, even in crisis, she doesn't text often and prefers to use emails in which they're very professional and well structured.

Nationality - English.

What does she think of her fellow Sinister Six members? -

I... Have mixed feelings on the Green Goblin, I believe that his obsession with perfecting... Whatever he was trying to do, was rather immature, and not well thought out, but, I can understand his need for scientific discovery.

Frederick? His connections are useful, and his dedication to his family is admirable, but it gets in the way. He has a soft spot for those younger than him, which, to be fair, is a lot of people.

Marlene is far too bright, my eyes sting just looking at them. They're also very young and unsure. Their powers, however? Now, that's interesting.

Miguel, much like Frederick, has family issues that are too distracting, but, at least he's much more willing to be a firm leader and get the job done.

Mysterio... What do I say about Mysterio?... He's... His illusions are definitely useful...

Norman Osborn

Likes - He likes shiny objects, anything that can spin, and screams. They're loud, they drown out the voices.

Dislikes - Those two boys... He can't remember how he knows them, but he knows it's painful to see them.

Favourite food - Steak.

Least favourite food - Anything with too much grease.

How does he text? - Doesn't bother to check for spelling errors, punctuation, or grammar, and he's barely coherent. Yet, he insists on texting the Sinister Six group chat regularly.

Nationality - American.

What does he think of his fellow Sinister Six members?

Pretty hair, like little tentacles.

Sand is irritating, all over my skin... He does it on purpose, I know it.

Bright, loud... Perfect to listen to... Not fun to talk to.

Too quiet... He reminds me of... Of...

Shiny, I like the helmet, it spins.

Frederick Miller

Likes - Playing dolls with his daughter, he can't afford much, but his wife passed down a dollhouse with some cute little wooden peg dolls that they play with after school.

Dislikes - Soft beds, he's always preferred a hard surface to sleep on, maybe that's why his back is so horrible.

Favourite food - He likes cereal. It's cheap, the most important meal of the day, they give you a lot of what you need, plus, you can add anything to it.

Least favourite food - Honestly? Anything with an expensive price tag, the cheaper, the better it tastes.

How does he text? - He can't actually write too well and so uses the speech to text feature, it makes his texts get misunderstood regularly.

Nationality - American.

What does he think of his fellow Sinister Six members?

Olivia is strange, she's not a bad co-worker but she's intense. I don't know if she likes me, and I don't know if I like her. At the end of the day, she's just another criminal I gotta work with.

Uh... That guy...? Green Goblin, was it? He's... He's definitely a... Uhm... Person...?

Marlene reminds me of my kid, they're bright, fun, and honestly? I feel bad for them, they shouldn't be in this business, at all, from what they've told me, it was a complete accident.

Miguel, he's strict, commanding, but that's until you share a beer with the guy. He's damaged, I feel for him. Although, that doesn't make me like waking up at five AM any more.

I don't like how Mysterio acts around Marlene. He's just... Weird... At least his technology is useful.

Marlene Diegel

Likes - Ballet and classical music, they're very important to the history of theatre and the entertainment industry in general.

Dislikes - Dull colours and costumes that aren't flashy, in their opinion, if you're going to be a villain you may as well dress the part.

Favourite food - Cake, the ones with heavy icing and cherries on top.

Least favourite food - Chicken, especially with bones in it.

How do they text? - Lots of emoticons and exclamation / quotation marks, they're never professional texting even when it's about a serious mission.

Nationality - German.

What do they think of their fellow Sinister Six members?

I wish I was as smart as Olivia, I admire her, really, but she's honestly not very fun to be around. She's quiet, and kinda boring, but at least her tentacles can hold stuff for me.

Green Goblin gives me the creeps, he's literally green, I thought he was some kind of alien at first. I can't imagine purposefully doing that to yourself.

Frederick is nice to me, I don't know why, but he feels like my dad, or my brother, or just my friend, even if we never get to sit down and talk much, I always enjoy when we do.

Miguel also reminds me of my dad, but how he actually was, and not the feeling of a dad. He's very strict and he kinda scares me sometimes, but he's not doing it in a bad way, or at least I don't think he is?

Mysterio's got a fish bowl for a head, I admire the flair, especially the cape, but it is a little ridiculous, and that's coming from somebody with lighting patterns all over their clothes. There's something about him though, I can't place my finger on it!

Miguel Dominguez

Likes - Taking videos and photos, he originally wanted to be a photographer before joining the army, and he's never managed to get back into the hobby professionally.

Dislikes - Watching sports, he despises how boring it is and how you aren't even doing anything while watching.

Favourite food - Pizza, specifically with jalapenos, barbeque sauce and pineapple, it adds a spicy kick and an interesting flavour combination, which boosts his energy.

Least favourite food - Spaghetti, it was his wife's favourite, even the smell makes him sick to his stomach.

How does he text? - He uses emojis a lot and isn't well versed in how people typically use them, so tends to come off as strange. Very good grammar, but occasionally he will sacrifice a bullet point or capital letter once and a while.

Nationality - Mexican.

What does he think of his fellow Sinister Six members?

Olivia's smart, she put this scorpion tail on me, but, I know what it looks like when someone is being told to do something. That's all I'm sharing.

Green Goblin's more like a pet than a human, why would a man reduce himself to such an animalistic state of mind is beyond me. At least he follows orders, I suppose.

Frederick is a good, hardworking, man. Despite how he acts at first, he is very family centered, and I feel as if we both have an understanding of our relationship as co-workers.

I don't think Marlene's cut out for this line of work.

I appreciate Mysterio and his illusions, the technology is impressive, and he's even added advancements to my tail on more than one occasion. But, he's a bit too... Eccentric, for our missions.

Quinlan Blanchfield

Likes - Baking, specifically after a long day of working behind the stage, the lights, the music, it all gives him a rush, and baking cools him down.

Dislikes - The colour blue, it's always just annoyed him, it's too soft.

Favourite food - Cokie dough, and cookies, but, he's working on trying to convince Olivia to help him find a way to safely consume cookie dough, so far she's uninterested.

Least favourite food - Anything that's salty, he never adds salt to his baking, no matter how much it'll improve it.

How does he text? - Uses words that any regular person would need a dictionary to decipher, he's never had a spelling error or incorrect grammar, yet he also uses emojis occasionally.

Nationality - French.

What does he think of his fellow Sinister Six members?

Olivia is impressive, her advancements are far beyond any others, and I'm not just saying that because her boss funds us and our living situations.

Green Goblin interests me, his state of mind, or lack thereof, his costume, everything is such a point of intrigue, I can't wait to learn more when he starts to regain his memories.

The sand guy? He's annoying, I'm starting to think he's spilling sand into my costume on purpose.

Marlene...? No comment.

Miguel is a great leader, he's strong, strict, everything about him is intense, I admire him, I really do, but his schedules and god, the diet? Don't get me started.

Forgive how Norman looks, this is the first time designing my version of him.

This is based off my last post.

I wrote a short angst Octogoblin fanfic, feel free to read if you want to. I worked hard on it

Rosie is also in it

So I just had a very angsty thought and I don’t know if anyones talked about this

Spoilers ahead for The Spectacular Spider-man

TW Overdosing, Spoilers and Death

So we know Harry basically overdosed on Goblin serum Halloween Night and Norman took it as a chance to frame him as Green Goblin right? Now knowing Tssm Norman, he probably didn’t even check to make sure Harry was okay given he willingly broke Harry’s leg.

Now imagine if Harry never woke up. Given its not specified how long Harry had been on the floor overdosing on the Goblin serum when Norman found him. According to Silver Pines Treatment Center. com, the amount of time it takes for someone to pass from an overdose is roughly between 1 - 3 hours. This among the fact that Globulin Green Serum is considered highly unstable and the amount we see Harry constantly consuming of it doesn’t bode well in the events of his overdosed.

Imagine Harry actually never woke up when Peter entered to confront Goblin (Norman). Imagine the immediate fear in Peter when he finds Harry unresponsive and dressed like the Goblin. Imagine Norman finally realizing that his son could possibly be dead. That in the time he spent to frame him, Harry took his final slow, weakened breath because Norman was too busy to notice the moment his only son died in his arms. Imagine the anger afterwards that Peter would have once he found out the truth in Final Curtain.

I know this is technically a kids show but I love making angst and thought of this while at work. I dunno, I might make a fanfic out of this at some point.