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Ho trovato gli stivaletti di mia moglie mentre lei era fuori casa.
Nulla....ho sborrato!
Honestly unless my wife literally had just walked in from being out somewhere, this level of dust and dirt on her shoes would be a massive offense and I'd be paying dearly for it in every way imaginable. I can't even imagine what insult to beta pride this would be. The shoes don't clean themselves and you should be horrified if you let her leave the house with them looking like this regardless of whether she asked you to clean them or not. It's not her job to have to "tell you" everything. Some things you should just "get" and make sure they're done. Every single time. Not just some of the time or only when you're thinking of your dicklette. It's called beta pride. Demonstrate it at all times
A premature ejaculator's dream come true. A shoe IS literally awesome sex. We'll even go as far as stealing them from under a co-workers desk mmmm