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"The Mother never told me it would be this Lonely..."

(au info + fanfic under cut!)

tma au go brrrr lmao

basically og elias is the web's favoured avatar (like how jon is the beholdings special little boy) and unfortunately that does Not go well for him

so because hes the avatar best suited for this shit (hes not called the fateweaver for no reason) hes chosen to become jonah's next puppet and aid in the stopping of the apocalyse

at first he was like "alr man sure" but now he just wants Out

(also i headcanon that his consciousness forms into a semi corporeal in his mind so that he'd be able to actually, yk, do the web shit he has to do in order to change fate? so thats why he looks like a twink!)

"doggy is now cake" -my roommates brother

can someone PLEASE take away my tits thank you

what do you MEAN no one can comprehend the horrors? i can do it just fine!

why must we gender

come bbg let me bite you as a form of affection

i love (noises that you cannot comprehend. your ears burst trying to hear it. you collapse on the floor, unmoving.) i wish it was real

hhhhhhh

HE

why cant i just. relax. let go of my worries. not drown in stress. why cant i.

for my next trick i need a very tall building

me, everyday: the world is so fascinating and amazing and all these people i know are amazing and

me, the moment something goes off schedule (no one knows my internal schedule or doesnt care): the entire world will burn by my hand and i will laugh as children cry and buildings burn down. otherworldly witnesses will watch as a mere human brings an entire planet down and realize the extent of humanity's worst. i will stand upon the broken and charred earth and i will feel nothing but satisfaction and amusement.

i love the funky dj spotify because be could be like "these songs are for that those funky vibes" then the next song is like FUCK YOU FUCK YOU VERY VERY MUCH and i love him for that

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delusional

Aren't we allz a bit deluluz!!! X3

WHAT THE FUCK

hello, hi. did you know that in 7th grade i used to steal random items from two friends of mine because of their reactions

i still do BUT—

i just walked into my sister hunched over her desk. i looked over to see what the fuck she was doing and she was just

you know that thin layer inbetween an egg and the shell?

she was separating the shell and the thin layer

at 10:30 pm

me, after someone jokes about death : is this foreshadowing??