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Sang-woo: You have Crayons?
Gi-hun: Yes, I have—
Sang-woo: You're— how old are you?
Gi-hun: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
Sang-woo: .......
Gi-hun: So, you're a cop, huh? I always had a thing for men in uniform… especially ones who look like they could handle a little… *rough play*.
Jun-ho: Is that a challenge, Gi-hun? Because I'm pretty good at handling… *challenges*. And I'm thinking this one might involve a lot of… *sweating*. Preferably not from the heat of the game.
Gi-hun: *leans in, a playful smirk on his face* You know, for a cop, you're surprisingly good at breaking the rules. Maybe we could break a few more... *together*?
Jun-ho: I'm always up for a little lawbreaking, especially if it involves someone as… *intriguing* as you. Tell me, Gi-hun, what kind of punishment do you think you deserve?
( if in-ho join the first time with gi-hun and sang-woo)
In-ho: Guys, I’ve figured out the secret to winning the Squid Game! It's all about befriending the guards. Bribery? Nah, I'm talking heartfelt origami cranes. Apparently, they're suckers for a good crane.
Sang-woo:(Scoffs) Origami cranes? In-ho, you're going to get us all killed. My strategy involves charming the VIPs with my dazzling spreadsheet skills. They *love* a good pivot table.
Gi-hun: Hold on, you two. My plan is foolproof. I'm going to win by sheer luck. I’ve already predicted the winning marble color – it’s... uh... sparkly purple. Yes, sparkly purple. Don't question it.
Sang-woo: I love you.
Gi-hun, not paying attention: What was that?
Sang-woo: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
( here's more sangihuh )
Sang-woo: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Gi-hun: Aren't you forgetting something?
Sang-woo: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Gi-hun's forehead before running out.*
Gi-hun: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Gi-hun: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.
Sang-woo: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!
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Sang-woo: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Gi-hun: …You just set the kitchen on fire.
Sang-woo: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that
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Sang-woo: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Gi-hun?
Gi-hun: Oh, Sang-woo. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
Sang-woo: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
Gi-hun: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.
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Gi-hun, talking about Sang-woo: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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Sang-woo: I’m in love with you.
Gi-hun: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Sang-woo: I know.
Gi-hun: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Gi-hun: *Stands in trash can.*
Sang-woo: Gi-hun, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!
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Gi-hun: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!
Sang-woo: No.
Gi-hun: Why not?
Sang-woo: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.
Gi-hun: *unzips coat* Sixteen.
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Sang-woo: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Gi-hun: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Sang-woo: The fourth sentence-
Gi-hun: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
Sang-woo: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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Sang-woo: *makes Gi-hun a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Gi-hun: *sips tea*
Sang-woo:
Gi-hun: *finishes tea*
Sang-woo: Didn't it taste bad?
Gi-hun: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Sang-woo, tearing up: Oh, okay.
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Sang-woo, putting their hands over Gi-hun's eyes: Guess who!
Gi-hun: It's either Sang-woo or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Sang-woo, putting their hands away: It's Sang-woo!
Gi-hun: Dammit.
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Sang-woo: Two brooooos!
Gi-hun: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Sang-woo: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Gi-hun:
Sang-woo:
Gi-hun: *tearing up*
Sang-woo: Babe, c'mon...
Gi-hun: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Sang-woo: Babe...
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Sang-woo: Did it hurt when you fell-
Gi-hun: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Sang-woo: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Gi-hun: ...
Sang-woo: You just laid there for 15 minutes
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Gi-hun: The stars are so beautiful...
Sang-woo: They're just giant balls of gas.
Gi-hun: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Sang-woo: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Gi-hun: Oh...
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Sang-woo: *seductively takes off glasses*
Sang-woo: Wow...
Gi-hun: *blushes* Haha... what?
Sang-woo: You're really fucking blurry.
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Gi-hun: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?
Sang-woo: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?
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Gi-hun: Hold on, I can explain!
Sang-woo: Really? Can you now?
Gi-hun: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
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Sang-woo: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Gi-hun: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Sang-woo, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Sang-woo: Gi-hun...
Gi-hun: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Gi-hun: Come on Sang-woo, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Sang-woo: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.
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Sang-woo: Stop doing that.
Gi-hun: Stop doing what?
Sang-woo: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Sang-woo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Gi-hun: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Sang-woo: That one. I want that one.
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Gi-hun: Am I in trouble?
Sang-woo: Take a guess.
Gi-hun: No?
Sang-woo: Take another guess.
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Sang-woo: Gi-hun and I are no longer friends.
Gi-hun: SANG-WOO THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
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Sang-woo: *angrily presses Gi-hun against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Gi-hun: ...
Gi-hun: Are we about to kiss-
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Sang-woo: Hey, @Gi-hun, when you wake up you're legally obligated to agree with me.
Gi-hun: But I don't.....
Sang-woo: I don't see why that should be my problem??
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Gi-hun: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Sang-woo: This is a lie.
Sang-woo: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Sang-woo: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Sang-woo: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Gi-hun: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Sang-woo: I don't know, surprise me!
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Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem.
Sang-woo, already crying: You did?
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Gi-hun: Sang-woo likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Sang-woo and Gi-hun's house is on fire, but they don't know it*
Sang-woo: Damn, it's hot in here.
Gi-hun: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!
Sang-woo:
Sang-woo: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.
Gi-hun: What?
Sang-woo: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.
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Sang-woo: I feel awful about killing you.
Gi-hun:
Sang-woo: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.
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Sang-woo, texting Gi-hun: *sends a voice message*
Gi-hun, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Sang-woo: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Gi-hun: *presses play*
Sang-woo's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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Gi-hun: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Sang-woo: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
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Gi-hun: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Sang-woo:
Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Gi-hun: * Sips coffee from bowl*
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Gihun: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Sang-woo: I do have a sense of humor you know
Gihun: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Sang-woo: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Sang-woo: You're giving me a sticker?
Gi-hun: Not just any sticker, a cat sticker that says "Mewow!"
Sang-woo:this is why I'm not you're best friends.
Gi-hun: Fine I'll just take it back.
Sang-woo: No, It's mine!
Gi-hun: *trying to make him laugh* Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Sang-woo: *not looking up from his book* Myxine Circifrons.
Gi-hun:...
Gi-hun: fsh
Sang-woo: How do you want your coffee?
Gi-hun: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Sang-woo: So chocolate milk?
Gi-hun: sang-woo?
Sang-woo: Yeah?
Gi-hun: Do you need a hug
Sang-woo: Haven't I been through enough?
Sang-woo: I will kill you!
Gi-hun: He's joking...
Gi-hun: probably