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Front Man | In-ho: Join me, Gi-hun! You feel it too—I know you do!

Gi-hun: Never! My heart belongs to Young-il, and you murdered him in cold blood!

[Later]

Front Man | In-ho [dramatically collapsing onto a velvet couch in his office]: I GOT REJECTED… BECAUSE OF MY OWN ALTER EGO.

Masked Officer: [awkwardly patting his shoulder] There, there…

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In-ho | The Front Man: [swirling whiskey in a glass with a cold smirk] Tell me, Player 456, have you ever seen a documentary on seahorses? It’s actually the male seahorse who—

Gi-hun: [interrupts with an exaggerated sigh, rubbing his temples in frustration] Oh, for the hundredth time... No, I can’t carry your damn young.

In-ho | The Front Man: [throws his glass of whiskey against the wall] Damn it!

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[Gi-hun storms into the room, clearly agitated.]

Gi-hun: Kids. Bed. Now. I want to talk to your father.

In-ho: No! Kids, stay! Please, stay!

Gi-hun: Go!

In-ho: Stay!

Gi-hun: Go!

In-ho: Stay!

Gi-hun: You go!

In-ho: Dae-ho, stay!

Gi-hun: Now!

In-ho: Jun-hee, don’t move!

Gi-hun: You go!

In-ho: Jung-bae, stay!

Gi-hun: Get out of here!

In-ho: Don’t leave me!

Gi-hun: You get out of here!

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In-ho | The Front Man: [coldly] What makes you think I will end these games, Player 456?

Gi-hun: [without hesitation] I'll sit on your face.

[The Front Man, caught completely off guard, makes a choked noise—somewhere between a gasp and a strangled cough.]

[The Front Man flashes back to watching Gi-hun during the dalgona game. The camera zooms in on Gi-hun, hunched over his candy, tongue out, licking furiously like his life depends on it (it does).]

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In-ho: So, you like cats?

Gi-hun: Yeah.

In-ho: [Maintains intense eye contact and deliberately nudges a glass toward the edge of the table.]

[The glass wobbles, teeters, then slowly tumbles off, shattering on the floor.]

In-ho: [Deadpan, barely blinking.] Meow.

Gihun, finding out Youngil is actually alive and is the Frontman: You know what? Next time I join the games I’m gonna wear lipstick and a dress-

Inho: ???

Gihun: -because I like to look pretty when I get FUCKED.

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In-ho (“Young-il”): [leans in with a smirk, voice low and smooth] One last question I just have to ask: Would you mind if I ripped off all of your clothes with my teeth?

Gi-hun: [without hesitation, eyes shining with enthusiasm] God, I’d be honored.

In-ho: [blinks, brain short-circuiting] … [mouth slightly open, trying to process the fact that this actually worked]

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Front Man (Hwang In-ho): [holding Gi-hun at gunpoint] You must be losing it, Player 456. I could beat you with one hand.

Seong Gi-hun: Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?

Front Man: …

Seong Gi-hun: …Okay, if those are my last words, I can definitely do better.

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[How I expect Gi-hun reacted after learning that "Young-il" or In-ho is the Front Man.]

Gi-hun: Would you like some coffee?

Front Man (In-ho): I’d love some.

[Gi-hun hurls the coffee pot at him.]

Front Man: …I prefer mine in a cup.

[Gi-hun chucks a mug next.]

Front Man: No cream?

[Gi-hun lobs a creamer container at his head.]

Front Man [dodging]: Maybe a little sugar—

[Gi-hun, with deadpan intensity, launches the entire sugar bowl at him.]

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Seong Gi-hun: Jun-ho, after a string of doomed, toxic relationships, I think I’ve finally found a healthy, stable partner in Young-il.

Hwang In-ho (a.k.a. "Young-il"): [smirking like a cat that just swallowed a canary] Hello, I'm Young-il. It's nice to meet a friend of Gi-hun's.

Hwang Jun-ho: [stares at In-ho, then at Gi-hun, then back at In-ho. Slowly facepalms.] Oh my God…

Seong Gi-hun: [nervous laugh] Wait, why are you making that face?

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Park Jung-bae: When was the last time you were held?

Seong Gi-hun: Yesterday.

Park Jung-bae: At gunpoint doesn’t count.

Seong Gi-hun: Last week.

Park Jung-bae: Being in the Front Man’s custody doesn’t count either.

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Seong Gi-hun: You've taken my best friend Jung-bae... and my new friend, Young-il! You monster!

Hwang In-ho: On the contrary, Player 456... [slowly removes mask.]

Seong Gi-hun: [gasps, staring.] Young-il! You're alive! I knew it! But where's the Front Man? He could come back any second-quick, we need to get out of here before he finds us!

Hwang In-ho: [stares blankly, then slowly puts the mask back on.]

Seong Gi-hun: [eyes widen, incredulous.] Young-il, no!Where did he go? What did you do to him now, you monster?!

Hwang In-ho: [lets out a frustrated sigh, voice flat.] ...There's no way this is happening.

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Hwang In-ho: [Praying next to Seong Gi-hun shrine] Oh dear lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...

[Seong Gi-hun bursts through the ceiling in a cloud of plaster and dust, flailing wildly as he crashes onto the bed with a loud thud.]

Hwang In-ho: [Slowly smirks, barely hiding his amusement] ...Thank you.

Gi-hun: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Sangwoo: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Gi-hun: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ALI WITH ME

Sae-byeok, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Sang-woo: I’m going to take you out

Gi-hun: great, it’s a date!

Sang-woo: I meant that as a threat.

Gi-hun: See you at five!

*The Squad using an Ouija board*

Gi-hun: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?

Spirit, through the board: YES.

Sang-woo: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.

Sae-byeok: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.

Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

**Gi-hun:** Remember that time I almost won a billion… dollars? Turns out, second place gets a pat on the back and a slightly used spatula.

**In-ho:** Oh, *that* spatula! I saw it on eBay. Going for a cool million. Apparently, it's *autographed* by the guy who *lost*. A real collector's item.

**Gi-hun:** A million? I should've kept the darn thing! I could've bought a lifetime supply of those weird sugary fish cakes.

**In-ho:** Speaking of fish cakes… you owe me money for that game of ddakji. Remember? The one where I *totally* didn't cheat?

**Gi-hun:** Cheating? You were using *magnets*, In-ho! Magnets!

**In-ho:** Those were *very* strong, *naturally occurring* magnets. Besides, you were clearly distracted by that adorable Dalgona candy… that you also lost to me.

**Gi-hun:** Okay, maybe I have a slight problem with games of skill… and magnets. But I'm working on it. I’m thinking of entering a staring contest. I'm unbeatable at staring.

**In-ho:** (Laughing) You’d lose to a potted plant, Gi-hun. A potted *cactus*.

Sang-woo: You have Crayons?

Gi-hun: Yes, I have—

Sang-woo: You're— how old are you?

Gi-hun: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Sang-woo: .......

( here's more sangihuh )

Sang-woo: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Gi-hun: Aren't you forgetting something?

Sang-woo: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Gi-hun's forehead before running out.*

Gi-hun: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Gi-hun: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.

Sang-woo: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!

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Sang-woo: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Gi-hun: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Sang-woo: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that

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Sang-woo: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Gi-hun?

Gi-hun: Oh, Sang-woo. When I die, I’m taking you with me.

Sang-woo: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.

Gi-hun: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

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Gi-hun, talking about Sang-woo: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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Sang-woo: I’m in love with you.

Gi-hun: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Sang-woo: I know.

Gi-hun: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Gi-hun: *Stands in trash can.*

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

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Gi-hun: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!

Sang-woo: No.

Gi-hun: Why not?

Sang-woo: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.

Gi-hun: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

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Sang-woo: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Gi-hun: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Sang-woo: The fourth sentence-

Gi-hun: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Sang-woo: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Sang-woo: *makes Gi-hun a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Gi-hun: *sips tea*

Sang-woo:

Gi-hun: *finishes tea*

Sang-woo: Didn't it taste bad?

Gi-hun: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Sang-woo, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Sang-woo, putting their hands over Gi-hun's eyes: Guess who!

Gi-hun: It's either Sang-woo or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Sang-woo, putting their hands away: It's Sang-woo!

Gi-hun: Dammit.

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Sang-woo: Two brooooos!

Gi-hun: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Sang-woo: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Gi-hun:

Sang-woo:

Gi-hun: *tearing up*

Sang-woo: Babe, c'mon...

Gi-hun: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Sang-woo: Babe...

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Sang-woo: Did it hurt when you fell-

Gi-hun: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Sang-woo: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Gi-hun: ...

Sang-woo: You just laid there for 15 minutes

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Gi-hun: The stars are so beautiful...

Sang-woo: They're just giant balls of gas.

Gi-hun: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Sang-woo: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Gi-hun: Oh...

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Sang-woo: *seductively takes off glasses*

Sang-woo: Wow...

Gi-hun: *blushes* Haha... what?

Sang-woo: You're really fucking blurry.

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Gi-hun: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?

Sang-woo: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?

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Gi-hun: Hold on, I can explain!

Sang-woo: Really? Can you now?

Gi-hun: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Sang-woo: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Gi-hun: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Sang-woo, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Sang-woo: Gi-hun...

Gi-hun: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Gi-hun: Come on Sang-woo, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Sang-woo: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

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Sang-woo: Stop doing that.

Gi-hun: Stop doing what?

Sang-woo: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Sang-woo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Gi-hun: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Sang-woo: That one. I want that one.

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Gi-hun: Am I in trouble?

Sang-woo: Take a guess.

Gi-hun: No?

Sang-woo: Take another guess.

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Sang-woo: Gi-hun and I are no longer friends.

Gi-hun: SANG-WOO THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Sang-woo: *angrily presses Gi-hun against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Gi-hun: ...

Gi-hun: Are we about to kiss-

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Sang-woo: Hey, @Gi-hun, when you wake up you're legally obligated to agree with me.

Gi-hun: But I don't.....

Sang-woo: I don't see why that should be my problem??

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Gi-hun: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Sang-woo: This is a lie.

Sang-woo: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Sang-woo: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Sang-woo: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Gi-hun: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Sang-woo: I don't know, surprise me!

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Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem.

Sang-woo, already crying: You did?

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Gi-hun: Sang-woo likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Sang-woo and Gi-hun's house is on fire, but they don't know it*

Sang-woo: Damn, it's hot in here.

Gi-hun: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!

Sang-woo:

Sang-woo: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.

Gi-hun: What?

Sang-woo: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.

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Sang-woo: I feel awful about killing you.

Gi-hun:

Sang-woo: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

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Sang-woo, texting Gi-hun: *sends a voice message*

Gi-hun, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Sang-woo: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Gi-hun: *presses play*

Sang-woo's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Gi-hun: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Sang-woo: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Gi-hun: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Sang-woo:

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Gi-hun: * Sips coffee from bowl*

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Sang-woo: You're giving me a sticker?

Gi-hun: Not just any sticker, a cat sticker that says "Mewow!"

Sang-woo:this is why I'm not you're best friends.

Gi-hun: Fine I'll just take it back.

Sang-woo: No, It's mine!

Sang-woo: I will kill you!

Gi-hun: He's joking...

Gi-hun: probably