Staig - Blog Posts

i like the idea of interactions between craig gang and main 4 so much. and i honestly believe that in high school the “mediators” between these two groups are tweek and kenny, since kenny is close to literally everyone in the class, so he hangs out with craig really often, and tweek kinda kept the childhood friendship with kyle and sometimes hangs out with stan and cartman.

and they couldn’t not notice how craig and those guys really despise and try to interact as little is possible with main4, meanwhile stan and his friends avoid hanging out with craig’s gang as well.

and none of them seems to really remember why they hate each other and why didn’t the silly little rivalry in the elementary school end when they grew up – so tweek and kenny decided to dig a little bit deeper and find the origins of this conflict, and after a week or two with the help of indirect questions and some bottles of wine for stan they finally discovered that craig and stan were dating back in middle school, but now they’re exes.

and it all finally started to make sense now :D

heyyyy !!! i saw a person asking me about my other sp otps (yep thats surprising but kyman is not my only pairing hehe) sooo ive done this

btw i absolutely can’t draw so i’m sorry for how ugly it may look

i also love stenny, clybe, bebe/red, steek, kytters, clenny and staig a lot!!!

also this kinda looks like a template so i’ll leave it here under the cut

and aww @bloogers-boogers thanks a lot for asking!!!!! also wanted to say that your choice of otps is sooooo great like rlly i dont see enough ppl liking ships like jimthan or kenman!! and our taste is a bit similar because YEPPP KYMAN CANDY AND JIMTHAN SHARING (almost) THE SAME DYNAMIC IS SO TRUE!!!

staig headcanons:

• Dislike each other at first but slowly find out they have more in common than they think but both just keep waiting and silently wishing for the other to first initiate something

• They bond over their similar music taste

• Whenever Stan catches Craig staring he thinks he’s glaring at him and is afraid his crush hates him, Craig flipping him off whenever he gets caught also does NOT help

• Stan’s friends try to reassure him by saying that he would definitely be able to beat Craig in a fight because he kinda sucked in that Tweek vs. Craig episode

• Whenever Stan gets the chance he just approves or immediately agrees with whatever Craig says as a way to show his interest (sometimes mistaken as sarcasm bc of their rivalry) and hoping that Craig gets the hint but he will frantically deny ever liking him at all (this hc the other way around would actually be quite cute too)

• When Stan texts Craig for a school matter or for whatever reason, it always concerns him if Stan’s dry ass texting means he’s mad at him or not but when they get closer he finds out that’s just the way he is

• Stan sometimes gets in detention just so he can spend some more time with Craig instead of actually making a move on him

• The whole class mistakes their pining over each as a rivalry because they’re both shitty at admitting it and/or showing it

• Cartman would probably be spreading rumors about how eventually a fight is definitely gonna end up happening between those two but then it turns out that Stan and Craig are actually a couple instead