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Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Derek: This is the most threatening way, I’ve ever been cheered up.

derek: what is wrong with you?

stiles: loaded question. elaborate.

derek: i could kill you if I wanted to.

stiles: yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special derek.

Stiles: Being a human is so confusing because you are basically an animal with a soul, so sometimes you're like, "am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?" Impossible to tell.

Derek, kissing the top of his head: Pancakes?

Stiles, smiling: Pancakes.

derek: stiles, you don’t have any skeletons in your closet right?

stiles: do you mean literally or figuratively?

derek: honestly, the fact that I have to specify at all is what makes me worried.

derek: Are you ready to commit?

stiles: A felony or to a relationship?

stiles: Because the answer to both would be yes.

How often do you sin?

Isaac: I don’t sin.

Scott: I sin a little.

Lydia: I sin sometimes.

Allison: I sin a lot.

Derek *looking at Stiles*: I’m sinning right now.

Stiles: Fuck that, I am going to Hell anyway.

Adorable dorks and their grumpy but protective boyfriends

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our love is as boundless as the sea itself

fic by @evanesdust and @sterekbros, featuring art by multiE for the Sterek Everlasting Summer 2024 Edition

You can read the magazine online here

Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Chef Stiles Stilinski, Marine biologist Derek Hale, Getting to Know Each Other, Falling In Love, Derek Hale Loves Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski Loves Derek Hale, Top Derek Hale/Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Meet-Cute, Ocean, Beaches, Beach Sex, Walks On The Beach, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Blow Jobs, Happy Ending, No Angst, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

Summary:

Derek tried not to stare, but Stiles was even more attractive up close—with lips that he absolutely shouldn’t want to kiss, considering they were strangers. He had to mentally shake the thoughts away because this wasn’t like him. He cleared his throat and nodded toward the trucks. “So, do you have experience with turtle rescue? We’re always looking for more volunteers.” “Yeah, yeah. I used to help sometimes with my mom here when I was a kid, but I’ve been volunteering in New York for the past seven years.” Stiles rested his hands on his hips and glanced around the beach before his eyes returned to Derek. “I’ve read one of your pamphlets though.” Stiles’ eyes trailed down and then up Derek’s body. “How many do you think are out here?” Was he…? Derek paused, his thoughts momentarily scattered by Stiles’ blatant once-over. Usually, he didn’t care for attention like that, but Stiles’ gaze was oddly flattering. It was different somehow. Refreshing. “We’re estimating hundreds,” he finally responded. “But we won’t have a clear idea until we’ve scoured the entire area. It’s going to be a long day. Think you’re up for it?” Derek hoped he was. ...or the one where a chance encounter led to more.

I was just thinking about how stiles has the same vibe as Jim from treasure planet - endless curiosity, intelligence sarcasm, generally fucks around with the law - so now I’m thinking of treasure planet sterek au. Plus stiles would totally build a solar surfer if he had the chance.

So stiles being dragged down to the police station after being caught flying in a restricted zone, gets to watch as he dad hauls in a criminal for questioning. (Probably Peter) The criminal is clearly not doing to hot and in his last breath gives stiles a random sphere that he calls treasure before being dragged to the hospital.

This leads the the station being attacked, as some pirates came looking for the sphere. Stiles and his dad narrowly escape. They make it to Dr. Deaton‘s house where stiles unlocked the sphere and finds a map to Treasure planet.

Now I can’t figure out if it would be better to have enemies to lovers sterek. With Derek being one of the bad pirates who ends up joining stiles after falling in love with him

Or

Bodyguard Derek who was hired by his dad to protect stiles on his journey through space. Bodyguard Derek who slowly falls for his charge and swears to do anything to protect him, no matter the cost to himself.

Pirate stiles in space please. Also if you have never seen this movie do yourself a favour and watch it.