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derek: okay fine, truth or dare?
stiles: truth
derek: how many hours have you slept this week?
stiles: ...
stiles: ...dare
derek: go to bed.
stiles: i don’t like this game.
derek: what is wrong with you?
stiles: loaded question. elaborate.
scott: stiles is missing. can you find him?
derek: what?? do you think i have him microchipped or something?
scott: well, do you?
derek: ..yeah, hang on
derek: stiles, you don’t have any skeletons in your closet right?
stiles: do you mean literally or figuratively?
derek: honestly, the fact that I have to specify at all is what makes me worried.