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Alien ovipositor dildos are a thing, though I’m not sure why (NSFW)

I’ve been on the internet a long time. I’ve seen a whole lot of things I thought I’d never see, I’ve see things I can never un-see, yet the internet still manages to surprise me. Like these alien ovipositor dildos. They’re like normal dildos, except they’re shaped like alien penises. Only they’ve got a hole on both ends, so you or a friend can slide a gelatin egg up through the dildo and into someone’s orifice, where the jelly egg will either melt if you give it long enough, or you can queef/crap it back out again. If you read the interview with the inventor, he’s not entirely sure why this exists either, only that people started requesting them, he made them, people give him money for them.

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