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Man, you describe yourself as a tater tot one time and more than a week later, after spending two hours on a group project for lab, you start thinking, “Wow... I really am a tater tot. Tater tots get stale, but there are still some people who go for the crunch anyways.” Thank you for existing you stale tater tot consumers.
On a side note: I know at least one person who eats frozen tater tots. By that I mean the tots are still frozen when they enter the mouth orifice. By “at least one” I mean that there is no doubt in my mind that it is entirely possible for other people I know to be doing this. Only one person thus far has admitted their Strange Food HabitTM.