The Falcon - Blog Posts

And here you’ll see my husband, looking dapper as ever

A semi-stable 100 year old man. 🥺

I love Sam and Bucky’s friendship so much, and I can totally see them both walking together or doing something on a hot day and Bucky just, keeps positioning his metal arm in a way that the sun keeps hitting Sam in the eye over and over. Or he waits until Sam doing something important and then does it.

ok but are you gonna sit there and tell me you didn’t burst out laughing when torres just like. sent sam a selfie

MONEY THINGS

Sharon: I'm so rich, that when I walk, people bow down.

Zemo: I'm so rich that when I cry, my tears are 100 €. And I let it on the floor.

Sharon: Well, I could buy whole Netflix If I wanted to.

Zemo: I could buy a whole country, and get everyone a pizza.

Sharon: Man, you're a god of money.

Zemo: I know, but if that helps you're starting well.

Sam: I can't even afford a boat, and my boyfriend can't even afford a proper bed. What the fuck?

Bucky: It's ok babe.

Bucky: FOUR MONTHS-

Sharon*reading her magazine without not caring much*:  What’s wrong with him?

Sam: It’s nothing really..

Bucky: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED  ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

Sam: I love you and I respect you <3

Bucky *emotional*: I.. this is will not save you always.

on that bucky barnes brainrot except I can’t draw humans. marvel fandom forgive me

Falling thru the flower field..

(Inspired by that one scene from Falcon and winter soldier)

10 years of Captain America: The Winter Soldier!!

Fan poster for the sick movie that is Captain America: The Winter Soldier having turned 10 years last week <3

Bucky: I have tried to kill you multiple times and every single day i think about killing you. It's the only thing that brings me joy.

Sam: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

Bucky: sorry im late i was doing things...

Sam: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!!

Bucky: push is such a strong word, i prefer to call it "giving you a little nudge"

Sam: oh I'll give you "a little nudge" WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ARSE!

Bucky: HEY! Watch your fucking language infront of the captain

Steve:....

Wanda: im so existed for this mission

Sam: yeah lets get this show on the road you coming nataha?

Nat: alright im coming. Alright bye y/n

Y/n: goobye nat

Nat: and steve the only reason i want to hear from you is if somene is dying or dead

Steve: ok

Nat: alrigh have fun guys

Steve: alright want do you want to do first

Bucky: can we practise our self defence

Y/n: yes i think it would be very educational

Steve: for sure i could show you some moves. You guys wanna do that too?

Peter: okay

Clint: we always like a good fight

Tony: im putting five bucks on the Russians

Steve: ok you and me y/n im going to put my arm aroumd you like this ok?

Y/n: bucky now!

Steve: wait what?!

Bucky: peter get his feet!

Peter: ok!

*steve: passed out*

Y/n: whoops

Peter: is he breathing

Bucky: yes he's breathing

Y/n: i got his phone

Nat: *phone rings* steve someone better be or-

Y/n: steve is unconscious

Nat: wait what??

Bucky: this is so dumb

Sam: the higher i am the better i can see

Bucky: you can- you can fly

Sam: hush now bucky i am searching

Steve: did you have a good day?

Sam: yes

Bucky: no

Sam: shut up

Steve: a good day ?

Sam: yes

Bucky: no

Sam: shut up

Steve: you're supposed to have taken him to the spa

Sam: i took him to the spa

Bucky: he put me in the vegetable steamer

Sam: it's the same thing!

Steve: it's not the same thing!

Sam: it is too, it gets hot, and it gets steamy, and then it goes ding

Bucky: purple bastard

Sam: maxican condiment

Steve: a condiment?

Bucky: i do not use them

Sam: you dont?

Bucky: and niether did your mother

There is something inherently gay about Captain America/Carter in the Cinematic Universe as every version of them always has a “Very Close partner of the same gender but it isn’t gay” thing going on

MerMay Sam and Bucky!

Based off of a dream I had.

Also, Bucky wouldn’t be found until around the time Steve was originally, while Steve was found not too long after he crashed the plane cuz I refuse to believe that hydra didn’t put tracking devices on that plane.

OK HEAR ME OUT!

There were way too many cliffhangers in TFATWS for there to not be a second season. The ending just reminded me so much of the way Agent Carter s1 ended.

THERE ARE TOO MANY LOOSE ENDS!

(Also, could be just me but I think Madam Hydra and The Power Broker are working together and US Agent is an unknowing ally. And somehow Zemo will be included in this. But that’s just my opinion)

*slow claps*

Great job, John Walker.

Great. Kriffing. Job.

*screeches*

I am a firm believer that after a Civil War where everything ended well that Nat was the one to teach Bucky how to tie his hair back/how to manage it. no I will not elaborate