Boomer:
"Can you imagine
kids today
storming the beaches of Normany?"
Me:
"You were a US child of the 70's, idiot.
When the hell were you ever in a war?
I was blasting Russians in Ukraine.
You can shut the hell up!"
Friend:
"So you know at the start of the Twisted Sister music video,
where the dad says
'I carried an M16 in 'nam and you carry that guitar'?
Sure hurts when they shoe's on the other foot eh boomers?"