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tfp!human!au:
ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?
wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?
ultra magnus: - it seems like we have to change our strategy. quick, what is the plan b?
bulkhead: - well.. there's no plan b.
wheeljack: - and there's no plan a either.
smokescreen: - yeah, basically, we have no idea what we're doing.
wheeljack: - it's not about if anyone permits me to do that
wheeljack: - it's only about if anyone can prevent me from doing that
bulkhead: - we're surrounded!
wheeljack: - great, so that means we can fire in any direction!
wheeljack: - you're so resilient!
arcee: - thanks. my options were that or dead.
wheeljack: - but how did you find me?
ratchet: - oh, our computers detected a huge explosion and we thought «now, who could that be?»
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - your tattoos look dope, but what do they mean?
wheeljack, grinning: - that i cannot be trusted with two thousand bucks for sure.