Third Cup Of Coffee Lets Give It Up For Third Cup Of Coffee

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

bisexuality tutorial for beginners easy

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

I was definitely not built for human interaction I was built to stare at turkey vultures circle in the sky above the river

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

how lucky am i that i get to suffer in this world