Sorry For Being Weird Lately It's Just That Ive Been Weird Lately

how lucky am i that i get to suffer in this world

Taste closed

and if you have 6 or more legs you can of course scuttle

most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

pls don’t match my freak, we will get arrested

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed