Most Basic Treatments For Sickness Involve Some Form Of Salt Water (drinking Electrolytes, Gargling With

[strained of voice and world-weary] woo-hoo!

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

Yo check it out your horoscope says you're turning into a tree tomorrow

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

when i was