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Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

sorry for being weird lately it's just that ive been weird lately

hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.