No Better Ship Dynamic Than Some Evil Queer Platonic Thing

He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

sorry for being weird lately it's just that ive been weird lately

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style

In my defense your honor: tch. Like I'd ever tell you

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately