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Empires smp monster high au 

jimmy is a combination of honey swamps and Venus mcflytrap 

instead of honeys southern belle theme he goes for a cowboy theme 

he was raised in a swamp away from both normies and monsters he was a wild child before going to monster high 

so to summarize he’s a fishy slimy plant monster with a cowboy boy inspired style and terrible social skills 

Lizzie is just like Posea Reef and is the daughter Poseidon 

she has shiny blue scales covering her skin and bright pink hair and she is very tall 

she is a half human that was raised amongst normies so the monster thing is new to her she used to look different so the change in appearance and instincts freaks her out when she thinks about it to hard 

so to summarize shes an out of her depth neon demigoddess that just grew gills one day 

joel is a descendent of dr hyde like Jackson 

he transforms into a monster sometimes and his monster self is empires season 2 Joel 

He’s not a god but he’s made out of stone with stone skin like Rochelle Goyle the gargoyle

he looks like a Greek statue brought to life with glowing electric green hair and lightning powers instead of fire 

like Jackson joel doesn’t know he’s a monster and like in cannon even when given proof he doesn’t believe it he believes in monsters and goes to monster high but he refuses to believe he’s a monster 

instead of being a scientist like his ancestors he is an artist 

to summarize he’s a normal dude that goes to monster high or so he thinks he’s keeping a very shock secret from himself 

the three bond over feeling like outcast 

Lizzie and joel also can relate to each others changing bodies they make normie references and teach Jimmy about normie and monster social norms 

Lizzie and jimmy bond over being fish and become seablings 

jimmy and joel have known each other longer but not by much Lizzie only stated at monster high in the middle of the year but before that joel was ignored because he was a normie and Jimmy who didn’t know why everybody was ignoring him decided to become his friend 

the fact that sir pentious manifested in a room with sera and Emily instead of the gates makes me think he is something more than a regular angel

I think he’s a saint I don’t know how someone becomes a saint but I want to call him saint pentious

Yay someone has the same thoughts as me I love it

jimmy as a siren, but like a greek mythology siren with wings instead of a mermaid type siren.

Pjo au Cleo

Cleo is the oracle but not just because she’s a red head artist like Rachel Elizabeth dare 

I just think the idea of her having to have someone fallow her with a mattress or hand to catch her after she’s done with the prophecy is hilarious 

because I’m imagining that it’s a mandatory job that all campers have to do in shifts and Martyn hates it

without fail he is always a no show when it’s his turn and he is downright shameless in his blatant ditching 

on the one and only occasion he did show she actually had a prophecy and he didn’t even try to catch her but he came up with a good excuse to get out of trouble 

after that day Cleo loathed him and petitioned for him to never be allowed to have oracle duty again at this point the counselors were ready to give up trying to get martyn to show and cleos word was the last nail in the coffin and as you can imagine martyn was ok with the erangment

And So martyn won the battle but Cleo would not let him win the war because she may be a mortal oracle but if she was a demigod her mom would totally be nemesis and we know it

jimmy as a siren, but like a greek mythology siren with wings instead of a mermaid type siren.

When Hermes told sausage and joel that they were bad parents I found it hilarious but I have made it my goal to turn it into angst here’s what I came up with 

So Hermes became a teenager in a split second and was immediately overwhelmed with new strong hormone fueled emotions 

He yells at his father’s and tells them that they are terrible parents 

after he’s finished blowing up at them he fly’s off to cool down but when he finally returns his parents are gone and then don’t ever return 

the last thing Hermes ever told his parents is that they were horrible and he hated them 

And unlike us he has no clue why

quite literally the only day you can rb this the last one was 2005

sbi superpower au

Powers are genetic in this au so first the parents

Phil’s power would be a bird power he has sharp claws and giant pitch black wings and can release a very loud biRd caw that is so incredibly loud it functions like black canary’s caw

Kristin has the ability to drain a person’s life by singing it’s painful but if she stops before the person dies they can recover there depleted energy with time when a person is affected by her powers they are covered in a

Techno has the ability to send out an intimidating ear piercing scream that makes people freeze and loose focus temporarily it doesn’t work on everyone if someone is not easily freaked out it doesn’t effect them and also instead of a caw like his dad it’s just a scream with a bit of an echo

Wilbur inherited his moms singing activated power when he sings he doesn’t slowly kill somebody like his mom his parents where very grateful for that but he can still control people when he sings he makes people feel different emotions not just fear like his brother but anger sadness and happiness

Tommy is the only one to get wings like there father but like in origins his wings are only able to glide he can’t control the speed he falls like that Steven universe episode where Steven jumps super high but can’t get back down so he spends a very long time slowly falling except Tommy’s default speed of descent is a little faster and like Steven or star fire his powers are controlled by emotions when he’s confident he jump around and glide at any speed flying from wall to wall but when he’s down emotionally he is also down physically he is also slightly more durable then average the down side is he gets drained easily because he uses his own life force to do that see he has to take time to get his energy back

I see people wanting to give the sheriff a gun I think we should take a step back and think for a bit then realize jimmy is the type of character that would absolutely twirl his gun inevitably resulting in him literally and figuratively shooting himself in the foot since he won’t die I think that would be hilarious