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Recently I saw one of those "dsmp but most of them are kids and the plot is them playing pretend" and I think this has some very funny implications about Techno not admitting to the family dynamic
Techno: And I'm gonna fucking... Blow up L'manburg!!
Tommy: You can't!! I'm your brother and I'm gonna tell Phil and you're gonna get in trouble!!
Techno: Well then you're not my brother here!! And I also have power infinity and 50 withers!!!
im just gonna start posting my art here
Technoblade and hallucinations
I am very very new to the dream smp fandom, but can I just say that I love it? It’s fucking awesome. I just started watching canon two days ago, and I’m hooked, ladies and gentlemen. I have absolutely no idea what’s going on, but I’m hooked.
I came here for a reason, though, not just to introduce myself, though that might be a good place to start. Hi! I’m strawberry frog, you can call me frog, or strawberry, I don’t care which, and I suffer from hallucinations, which is why last night when I stumbled upon the subsection of fanfiction where Technoblade has hallucinations, it made me cry so hard I called my friend up in a huff and a fuss and she thought I was dying. I was so happy. I was so happy, guys, I can’t remember the last time I was this happy. (Ha, I’m saying guys like I have an audience-- remember, kids, words are just for the void. Nobody knows me, and so long as I don’t know them they can’t hurt me.)
Technoblade has hallucinations! Technoblade has hallucinations! Technoblade has schizophrenia in AUs, Technoblade has hallucinations and they cause him problems and they cause him paranoia and distress and all of the things that they cause me and it’s not just part of some half-assed trope where the hallucinations are just a false diagnosis and it’s really just magic powers, superpowers, supernatural influence. No. Technoblade has powers, sure, but the hallucinations aren’t his powers. They’re a side-affect, and a harmful one at that, and I have spent too many long nights hiding alone in my bed from monsters only I can see waiting for this. It makes me so happy, in that twisted, cruel way that being seen in distress strikes your soul like midnight church bells.
My hallucinations are debilitating. I spend days awake at a time, simply hearing my best friend’s death cry on repeat and wondering if this time it’s real or if I’m being stupid again and wondering when it’s going to stop. Technoblade tries his best to drown out the cries for blood, I do my best to drown out my fucked-up delusions and the people I see in my side-view mirror who disappear when I look twice.
I just. I want to know, how did a fucking minecraft fandom make me feel more seen that anything else I’ve ever consumed in my entire life? Please, somebody, tell me. I’ll even present my application for people to talk to me about it.
See? Here: PROS AND CONS OF TALKING TO ME ABOUT THE DREAM SMP
pros:
-I will love you forever
-I know basically like two things so you can explain everything to me in incredible detail and I will listen with great attention and interest and it will make you feel important
-Maybe I’ll write something for you one day
-I’m a lesbian
-I’m the funniest person I know
-I like Technoblade
cons:
-None that I foresee
So. Talk to me?
SLEEPY BOIS!
I just like the head cannon that villbur smokes because L’Manberg literally started as making drugs in a van XD
Another post about Technoblade.
I'm up at 1am crying and rewatching "so long nerds" as well as the vod of Wilbur and Philza talking about Technoblade.
Technoblade had obviously come to terms with his death. He told Wilbur, Phil, and Tommy not to visit him after Vidcon cause he knew he wouldn't be sticking around. He wrote his last video. He made merch. He knew death was near. Yet he spent some of his final moments writing a goodbye to his fans. He loved his fans. He made sure we got to finally see his face and know his name. He loved his fans and he made it clear even when he was dying. He would chose to be Technoblade again if he had 100 more lives. He would choose to make content for us
Watching Technoblades dad talk about his final moments breaks my heart. Technoblade was fighting for so long. Stage four cancer is rough, and he still fought. Hearing his dad say "Alex, you don't have to do anything else. You've done so much for so many people. Millions of people. And if you want to now, you can rest" hurts so much. He was fighting and waiting for things to get better so that he could make a video for us, his fans. He wrote his final video 8 hours before passing. In his final moments, he wrote a video for us. No parent should have to make their sons final video. Hearing his father say "I miss Technoblade" shatters my soul. I know it must have hurt him so badly to have to tell 12 million people that the person that made content for them passed away. That his son has passed away. My heart goes out to Technoblade family and I hope that they are coping well in this very difficult time.
Wilbur and Philza talking about Technoblade is both happy and heart shattering. Technoblade was funny and brought joy to his friends and fans. Wilbur saying that he felt so wierd because his world had stopped turning while everyone else was living normally hit me hard. He put what I'm feeling into words. My world has stopped because one of my inspirations has died, but everyone around me is living their normal lives. Hearing that Tommy never got to meet Technoblade hurts. Tommy looked up to him and he never will get the chance to meet him. My heart goes out to SBI and all of Technoblades friends. I hope they are doing well and are learning to cope well in this difficult time.
I know that from the afterlife, Technoblade is probably laughing about how hard we are all crying. He's probably memeing on all of us right now. I hope he's finally at rest in the afterlife. That he's no longer fighting and struggling. That he's watching all of us in the mortal realm and knowing how much good he did. How many people he impacted.
Rest In Peace Technoblade, Alexander, The Blood God, Flowergirl29, or anything we have known him as. Rest in Peace, you deserve it.
the dynamic
Phill: *telling tommy off*
Tommy: *trying to explain himself but is actually digging a deeper hole*
Wilbur: *singing something*
Techno: guys- guys please focus we need to win the game
Okay but I honestly just want a fic where Tommy is a gremlin child who Wilbur found in a dustbin and whose favorite toy is uncle nasty.
Wilbur is always trying to throw the doll away, but either Tommy finds out and Wilbur doesn't want to make Tommy cry, OR Uncle nasty makes his way back no matter what Wilbur does.
Finished watching Moon Knight and instead got a dsmp idea what the fuck is wrong with me.
Anyway, Wilbur Soot centric fic where there is a little guy who likes blue and sheep who calls himself Ghostbur in his fricking head
And isn't that just nice?
Phil and Techno are his Ghostbur life. Phil's his dad who thinks this is his son's actual ghost, and Techno is his brother (twin).
Tommy is his Wilbur life. Tommy's just a kid Wilbur got attached too, but they would do anything for each other
(Wilbur ran away after his Mother's death, but a part of him wanted to stay with his Dad, so cue ghostbur)
Basically Techno and Phil see Wilbur, 4/4 sbi, angst, and chaos ensues
Another SBI au.
Philza's a general, and Techno, Wilbur and Tommy are his kids who he loves very much.
But then war breaks out, and Phil leaves his kids to fight in the war.
Philza 'dies' in the war.
The kids are seperated in foster care.
Techno ends up running away from his foster family and on the streets.
Wilbur ends up with a nice family, and gets a sister, named Niki.
Tommy ends up in a group home under Dream, with Tubbo and Ranboo. After gaining some trauma, the three of them run.
A few years pass. Tommy is now 16. Wilbur and Techno are both 24.
Another war breaks out. Wilbur and Techno are enlisted. Tommy takes Ranboo's place.
The three of them reunite on the battlefield, only to find themselves against a familiar face.
More Sbi ideas I will never actually write into a proper story BUT :
Tommy and Wilbur are princes.
Like really, really, young princes.
And Phil's their dad.
And, don't get me wrong, he's a great dad!
But, he's not always there.
He usually leaves the country (and his kids) under Dream, his trusted advisor, who Wilbur and Tommy don't like at all.
And then, Phil goes missing. Lost at the battlefield.
So Dream takes charge. He tells the citizens that he is searching for their beloved King, but in truth, he really isn't.
So Wilbur takes it into his own hands.
Stealing a horse, a bag of supplies, and carrying Tommy with him (Wilbur doesn't trust Dream with his brother), Wilbur goes in search of Technoblade, retired general, and Phil's friend.
Hopefully Technoblade will be better than Dream.
Um, a lot of people really liked my sbi assassin au? idea
(haha what the fuck-)
Here have more shit that my sleep deprived brain came up with
Tommy and Wilbur are rich kids. Like the ones who live in big manor houses and get to go to fricking galas.
Wilbur went abroad to study (read : live a normal life). He's got a lot of friends now, who he depends on now to find his brother.
Tommy is best friends with Tubbo and Ranboo! Tubbo has been best friends with him since he was a baby and Ranboo is more recent
The assassination was ordered out by an anonymous person.
Phil is a assassin known as the Angel of Death. No one has escaped his clutches.
Techno is his adopted son. He's in his early twenties, and is just as proficient as his father when it comes to assassinating.
Tommy very quickly enters Phil's good graces, but takes a bit longer to enter techno's.
But when he does, Techno quickly realizes he would die for this annoying gremlin child.
Then they hear about Wilbur
The oldest son, who has been turning every rock and building upside down to find his little brother.
The anonymous person strikes again
Wilbur is the victim this time
Assassin Philza, learns that he just left a 6 year old Tommy orphaned, and adopts him, but forgets to tell his son Techno, so now, Techno has to deal with a orphan child stealing his father.
(he ends up getting attached)
~
On the other side, Wilbur comes home for a funeral, and finds his little brother missing and hell comes reigning down.
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/michael-b-my-beloved/677686428201779200
^ I made more shit related to the au here
Sbi au, in which Kristin is the queen, and Techno and Wilbur are her kids, but then Kristin dies, and Wilbur has to become king, but the pressure gets to him and he runs away and is found by Tommy and Phil, who are these random villagers who have no idea who Wilbur is, and take him in.
On the other hand, now Techno is King, and is trying to find Wilbur with the help of Ranboo, who is a knight-in-training, who has no idea what he's doing, but Techno likes him so its okay.
Oh, and Tubbo is Tommy's friend who knows who Wilbur is but won't tell anyone because Wilbur pleaded/ threatened him.
TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY KNOWS
Adding to the phil found techno, wilbur, and tommy in a samsung galaxy fridge.
Phil found techno first in the fridge then two minutes later went back to the fridge to look around for clue to why a kid was in the fridge and found wilbur on the other side of the fridge. And that is why wilbur says they are twins born two minutes from each other even though techno is a year older.
sbi superpower au
Powers are genetic in this au so first the parents
Phil’s power would be a bird power he has sharp claws and giant pitch black wings and can release a very loud biRd caw that is so incredibly loud it functions like black canary’s caw
Kristin has the ability to drain a person’s life by singing it’s painful but if she stops before the person dies they can recover there depleted energy with time when a person is affected by her powers they are covered in a
Techno has the ability to send out an intimidating ear piercing scream that makes people freeze and loose focus temporarily it doesn’t work on everyone if someone is not easily freaked out it doesn’t effect them and also instead of a caw like his dad it’s just a scream with a bit of an echo
Wilbur inherited his moms singing activated power when he sings he doesn’t slowly kill somebody like his mom his parents where very grateful for that but he can still control people when he sings he makes people feel different emotions not just fear like his brother but anger sadness and happiness
Tommy is the only one to get wings like there father but like in origins his wings are only able to glide he can’t control the speed he falls like that Steven universe episode where Steven jumps super high but can’t get back down so he spends a very long time slowly falling except Tommy’s default speed of descent is a little faster and like Steven or star fire his powers are controlled by emotions when he’s confident he jump around and glide at any speed flying from wall to wall but when he’s down emotionally he is also down physically he is also slightly more durable then average the down side is he gets drained easily because he uses his own life force to do that see he has to take time to get his energy back
Smp the owl house au
always thought that techno would be in the beast keeping coven and Wilbur would be a bard in the bard coven and tommy wanting to be like both his brother figures and likening both music and animals would be trying both in the mixed track
all of the bench trio would be in the mixed track as the trouble makers of the school
ranboo would be in the illusion track because that’s the closest to teleportation in the owl house and he would also be in the oracle track because he is associated with time or the healing track because they seem to be connected with ice and he is apart of a anti government group in cannon that does stuff in cold climates and snow Chester is in a cold area also it would be ironic because water hurts him in cannon but yeah one of those two would be his second track because he likes to stay out of conflict and they have the least use in a violent confrontation
tubbo would be in the potions track because he can use them as bombs and he can poisons also ranboo being associated with and him being associated with fire would be cute and as his second he would be in the abomination track so he can make the owl house version of his “workers” in snow Chester
i love this T-T
The Full Anemoi Cycle
//based on The Oh Hellos anemoi album
The reason Techno wears a crown is because as a kid Wilbur would always tell him to lift his chin up because his crown was falling when he was upset at school but Techno didn't quite understand metaphors yet (piglins don't have them) so Wilbur got him a real crown for his birthday
glad that Slime has now officially been incorporated into sbi+
but srsly when in other people’s vids he does give me the vibes of ‘friend of the older sibling who’s absolutely down to go along with the younger kid’s nonsense’.
Phil: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Techno: Language
Tommy: Yeah Phil, watch your fucking language
Wilbur: OKAY, WHO TAUGHT TOMMY THE FUCK WORD?
Tubbo: 'The fuck word'
Ranboo: Seriously? You guys use the f word all the time.
Phil: Oh my gods he censored it
Tubbo: Say fuck, Ranboo
Tommy: Do it, Ranboo. Say fuck.
Philza: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Wilbur will and will not eat. Techno: Grass? Yes! Philza: Moss? Yes!! Techno: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Philza: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Techno: Worms? Sometimes! Philza: Rocks? Usually nah. Techno: Twigs? Usually! Philza: Tommy's cooking? Inconclusive! Tubbo: How did you… test this? Philza: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. Tubbo: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Tommy: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
i fucked around on a random incorrect quote generator but with sbi/bee duo/chuckle sammie
(made with this)
SBI
Phil: I think we're missing something.
Wilbur: Teamwork?
Techno: Cohesion?
Tommy: A general sense of what we’re doing?
-
(Phil's helping Wilbur out after they get injured, while the others are watching)
Techno: How does Wilbur look?
Tommy: A little better than you, actually.
-
Phil: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Wilbur: Is it me, Phil?
Phil: No, it’s not you.
Techno: Is it me, Phil?
Phil: It’s not you either.
Tommy: Is it me, Phil?
Phil:
Phil, mockingly: Is IT mE Phil?
-
Phil: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Wilbur: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Techno: I personally was created in a lab.
Tommy: I just straight up spawned lol.
-
Phil: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Wilbur: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Techno: I got distracted about halfway through.
Tommy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
-
Phil: Why is Wilbur so sad?
Techno: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Phil: And...?
Wilbur: I got Tommy.
-
Phil: You know those things will kill you, right?
Wilbur, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Techno, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
-
Phil: *Gently taps table*
Wilbur: *Taps back*
Tommy: What are they doing?
Techno: Morse code.
Phil: *Aggressively taps table*
Wilbur: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
-
Phil: Can I be frank with you guys?
Wilbur: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Tommy: Can I still be Tommy?
Techno: Shh, let Frank speak.
-
Bee Dou
Tubbo, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Ranboo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
-
Tubbo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Ranboo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
-
Tubbo: A theif.
Ranboo: Thief?
Tubbo: Theif.
Ranboo: I before E, except after C.
Tubbo: Thceif.
Ranboo: No.
-
Tubbo: I made tea.
Ranboo: I don’t want tea.
Tubbo: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Ranboo: Then why are you telling me?
Tubbo: It is a conversation starter.
Ranboo: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Tubbo: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
-
Tubbo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Ranboo: What did you do?
Tubbo: Nobody died.
Ranboo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
-
Tubbo: Ranboo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Ranboo: Sentences.
Tubbo: Don't interrupt me.
-
Tubbo: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Ranboo: Thank you
Tubbo: I didn't say that was a good thing
Ranboo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
-
Tubbo: Change is inedible.
Ranboo: Don't you mean inevitable?
Tubbo, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
-
Tubbo, talking to Ranboo on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Ranboo: You bet!
Tubbo: At what temperature?
Ranboo: 535.
Tubbo: That's the clock.
Ranboo:
Tubbo:
Ranboo: 536.
-
Chuckle Sandwich
Charlie, whispering to Ted, who’s on the phone with Schlatt: Ask them something!
Ted: How are you feeling?
Schlatt: Fine.
Charlie: Something personal!
Ted: At what age did you first get your period?
-
(The squad is trying to con some random guy)
Charlie: Um, Ted, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Ted: We need money!
Charlie: You're scamming him?
Ted: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Charlie: What?! No way!
Ted: Why not? We already stole Schlatt!
Schlatt: Hey guys
Charlie: No, we didn't. Schlatt can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Schlatt: I wanna steal
-
Charlie: You have to apologize to Ted
Schlatt: Fine.
Schlatt: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
-
Charlie: Hey Ted,
Ted: Yes?
Charlie: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Ted:
Ted: Where’s Schlatt?
-
Charlie: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Ted: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Schlatt: In that case, we're definitely lost.
-
Charlie: If you had to choose between Ted and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Schlatt: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Ted: Schlatt!
Charlie: 63 cents.
Schlatt: I'll take the money.
Ted: SCHLATT!!!
-
Ted: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Schlatt: How am I supposed to know?
Charlie: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge.
Schlatt: *sighs*
Schlatt: You wouldn't be trapped.
-
Schlatt: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Ted, amazed: Wow...
Charlie, to Ted: Well what does that mean?
Ted: I don't know.
Ted, to Schlatt: What does that mean?
-
Ted: If Schlatt and I were drowning, who would you save?
Charlie: You two can’t swim?
Schlatt: It’s a hypothetical question, Charlie! who would you save?
Charlie: my time and effort.
-
Ted, driving Schlatt and Charlie: So how was your day?
Charlie: We almost got surprise adopted!
Ted: What?
Schlatt: We almost got kidnapped.
Ted: Oh, okay.
Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
-
Ted: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Schlatt: The cow???
Ted: What?
Charlie: Schlatt, W H Y?
My friend Ray and I made a cover of Enterlude/Exitlude in honor of Techno. I miss him so much
Space Tommy 🌌
I wanted to draw c!tommyinnit in honor of his finale, since he has been my favorite character and I somehow hadn’t drawn fanart of him (other than for the danger dsmp au). I had the idea for him to be floating in space, which eventually ended up with a constellation version as well ✨
In the constellation, I added the discs and the compass, as well as stars that line up with the l’manberg flag and are meant to represent his three deaths 🗡️🏹🥔
I’m really happy with this design for him and how this turned out! c!tommyinnit my shining star, you deserved so much better 💙
Ocean
word count: 4880
Fandom: MCYT Pairing: SBI Family x Brother!Orca!Reader Pronouns: He/Him Relationship: Familial Occupation: Pirate Captain Ability: Orca Hybrid
The character is that of a orca hybrid, allowing them to have traits of a orca. They have abnormal strength and speed with keen senses of hearing and sight, making their eyes and ears almost sensitive to anything. They are also granted with an abnormal height and the gift to shapeshift from a human/normal form to a more monstrous form. Both in and out of their full form, they are granted excellent swimming abilities.
Keys:
[M/N]: Male Name [S/C]: Skin Color [H/C]: Hair Color [E/C]: Eye Color [U/N]: Username
Warnings: vulgar language, violence.
got this idea after reading this story by @sunflowerdaisybee of their SBI x sibling!reader, go check out their story because I liked it very much.
might make a part two, might not.
that is all.
“Full bore into the abyss!”
“Are you mad?!”
The captain of the ship that was sailing through a terrible storm let out a wild laugh as thunder boomed and lightning crashed from behind him, his crewmembers were hurrying themselves across the deck to prevent the ship from possibly capsizing from the terrible weather all because their captain was just too damn stubborn to go around the storm and instead went through it. This group of individuals was not your average group of ruffians, this was a group of pirates that was overrun with ocean type hybrids! Not a single one was a human, and the captain of this pirate crew was an orca.
The Killer Whale: [M/N]! This individual was wanted throughout the entire ocean for his countless crimes against the laws of the sea. Piracy, smuggling, arson, murder, impersonating an officer, sailing under false colors, kidnapping, looting, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, general lawlessness, and those are the few that he can remember. He was the reckless kind that would not hesitate to take matters into his own hands to get the results that he wants or needed, but he was also smart enough to know not to do anything too foolish. His crew was always his number one priority before anything else, he thought of them as another family; one that he had not left behind to live the life he wanted on the ocean.
This man was crazy and he just loved the ocean, it always made him feel free, he wondered if this is how his father felt whenever he would fly in the sky away from the ground. That’s why he loved the thrill of sailing through storms, that thrill of the waves crashing against his beloved ship, it always got his blood pumping whenever the rain poured down on him and that slightly fear of their ship not making it through made it all the more exciting. This man was an orca hybrid, a more than enough reason as to why people dubbed him the Killer Whale, but that’s beside the point. [M/N] was constantly in his full orca form. In his human form, he is about 7″2ft; his half human/half orca is about 8″0ft; his full form is 8″8ft, so this man is already gigantic from the beginning.
“Hah!” turning towards the crewmate that shouted at him, he gave them a toothy grin as his hold on the wheel tightened so he wouldn’t lose the ship to the ocean waves “You afraid to get wet?” a few other crewmates groan, when he spoke like that, there was no talking sense into their captain. He laughed once more at the state of his crew as soon as they were out of the storm, they were all exhausted from their battle against mother nature and had practically passed out on the deck as soon as they hit clear waters and skies.
“Captain... can we please rest now?” he huffed, running a hand over the smooth skin of his head and nodded.
“Well, alright. We’ve done enough sailing, why don’t you drop the anchor so we can rest up tonight?” he rolled his eyes at the sound of loud cheering “You bunch of sea guppies, we’re all creatures of the sea! What’s there to be afraid of is we do capsize?”
“We lose all the treasure we accumulated over our countless adventures.” this caused [M/N] to pause, looking up in thought before nodding his head.
“Heh, now that’s a good reason, matey.” he laced his fingers together, cracking them over his head as he turned on his heels and started making his way to his quarters, passing by his vice-captain to give him some orders “You’re in charge while I go rest up myself, call me if anything happens.”
“Yes captain.” he clicked his tongue with winking before finally leaving, he let out a sigh while stretching his arms then collapsed onto his chair in front of his desk. He then kicks his feet onto the said desk while popping the cork of a bottle of wine and taking a couple swigs from the alcoholic beverage, he hums to himself as the liquid ran down his throat while some slipped between his lips and ran down his jaw. Licking his lips, he sniffles to himself as he looked around his personal room and smirked to himself, never in a million years would he have thought he would make a name as infamous as his own.
“I really should pay the old man a visit.” he leans back once more, an arm hanging back as he takes another swig of the wine before pausing while letting out a hum at the sound of a bird.
*CAW*
*CAW*
“Hmm?” pulling his head up, he raised a brow at the sight of a crow landing on his foot “Now what’s a bird-like yourself doing out in the middle of the ocean with nowhere to land for miles?” he lifts his leg slightly and there he saw a letter of sorts strapped to its leg, his face lit up as he moved his leg so that it was closer to towards him so that the crow could perch itself on his hand. He set the bottle of wine down to caress the side of its head, humming softly when it leaned into the affectionate gesture. He soon removed the letter off of its leg and then proceeded to move it so that it was perched on his shoulder, with that, he opened the letter and read through the contents.
"Dear [M/N],
It’s been a long time, hasn't it? I won't take up too much of your time since you're probably very busy, being the captain of an infamous pirate crew, so I'll make this quick.
You left the house at a rather young age so you probably haven't met your brothers. That's right, you have three younger siblings! Adoptive, I know, though one of them actually is my biological son while the other two I picked up just like you.
I thought that if you're near the SMP, you could swing by and I could introduce you to them. I mentioned that they had an elder brother that was a pirate and they were more than excited to meet you. I hope you could meet them as well, but I won't pressure you to stop your adventures to meet them.
I'll see you when I see you.
Yours truly, Philza."
“Hmph, it’s almost as if he’s reading my mind.” he muttered to himself but ultimately felt excited after reading the letter, brothers? Philza picked up more kids and dubbed them his sons, now that was exciting to hear after a few months of no letters. He opens a drawer and drops the letter into the half-full drawer of letters from his father, he closes it then pulls out a blank paper, a quill and some ink to write his response. He reads it over before nodding his head and closing it, sealing it in an envelope then wax sealing it with a symbol of his pirate crew “Make sure this letter gets back to my dad, I’m counting on you.” he snickers softly when the crow salutes before flying off.
‘Brothers, huh? I wonder what they’re like.’ he thinks back to his childhood with Philza and laughs to himself, he remembered how much of a handful he was for the already old man. He always loved being near the ocean, whether it be because he’s an oceanic hybrid or not, it was always so refreshing to be in the water than out of it. Philza wasn’t that big of a fan because of his wings so to compromise, he would pick him up and fly to a good enough height then drop him from a said height into the water for a big splash. Thinking back to his childhood brought a smile to his lips, he nods his head and stands to his feet and makes his way to the main deck where his crewmembers were casually talking while doing their assigned chores.
“Hear me, men!” he shouts, this caused them all to look over at him, raising a brow when they saw the bright smile on his face “Tomorrow, we set sail for the SMP! I have a certain someone waiting to see his son.” they all share glances at each other after the short announcement.
“We’re heading to land?”
“Then that means...”
“Party time!” he laughs at the conclusion, that was true. Whenever they did visit any island, that would always mean they head to the closest tavern to party for the rest of their stay there and relax until [M/N] decided they leave. He shook his head when they immediately raised the anchor while their navigator took to the wheel so they could head to the SMP ASAP, well, at least they weren’t wasting any time.
[with the sbi family]
“Dear old man,
It sure has been a long time, so imagine my surprise after you blessed me with the news of me having brothers. I’m very excited to meet the boys you have failed to mention in the previous letters, were you planning on surprising me or did you forget?
You must be getting really old if you did forget, and you wonder why I call you old man, old man. That’s beside the point, I’d be more than happy to drop everything just to see you and my new brothers. Don’t ever think that you’re giving me trouble just for a visit, I’ve been meaning to visit you anyways.
I don’t know exactly when I’ll arrive at the SMP, but knowing my crew, they’ll make it a top priority just to get to an island to relax after weeks of being on the ocean waters. We’ll be docked at the same place we always stay at whenever we come to visit.
See you soon.
Your favorite son, [M/N].”
“Pft, bold of him to assume he’s my favorite.” he muttered under his breath after reading the reply from his eldest son, his crow returned from [M/N] with a satisfied look on its face. Philza was excited to see the response and was thrilled when he read that [M/N] was quite literally dropping everything just to meet the brothers he had mentioned in the letter. Speaking of which, he hadn’t meant to mention [M/N] around his three sons, it was an accidental slip of the tongue and the three boys demanded to meet [M/N].
“Was that from the pirate?” Technoblade, the now second eldest who was a piglin hybrid, asked him as he rested his arms on the armrest while his head laid on top of his arms “Did he say he was coming?” Philza chuckled softly as he nodded his head, raising his hand to rest on top of his head.
“It was, and his name is [M/N].”
[M/N]: his eldest son that he accidentally picked up when he was sailing through a storm because god forbid he fly through it. The young orca was a stowaway in a crate of food that was likely abandoned or lost by his own family, so with nowhere to call home, he took the young calf as his own and raised him to the man he is today.
Wilbur: the second and biological son to Philza, a human child that bared more of a resemblance to his mother, the love of Philza’s life Kristin (Samsung Fridge) who’s love for music and theatre. Though he was quiet on certain occasions, the older man adored his son for bringing back the boisterous atmosphere after his eldest son left the home.
Technoblade: the third son, he found this young piglin hybrid alone in the nether with nothing more than the clothes on his back. He was probably the same age as Wilbur, he also thought Wilbur could use a brother since his eldest was gone and Wilbur looked lonely. Making sure that Technoblade wasn’t missing or anything, he brought the young boy home and raised him alongside his other son.
Tommy: his fourth and youngest son was randomly dropped off in front of his home with no letter or any sign left of the boy’s parents, but it was startling how similar this young child shared an appearance like himself. He probably wouldn’t have brought Tommy if it weren’t for the fact that both Wilbur and Technoblade were excited to get a younger sibling, so he thought, why the hell not and closed the door behind him with Tommy in his arms.
“When is he going to get here, dad?” Wilbur asked, popping his head beside Technoblade.
“He isn’t coming directly to the house, so we’re going to him at the dock.” he let out an oof when Tommy threw himself onto Philza’s lap, a bright look on his face as he stared up at his father.
“So we’re going to see his ship? A real pirate ship?”
“That’s right, if you’re good enough, he might just let you aboard.” he chuckled when all three of them let out cheers of excitement, but himself was just as excited as his sons to see [M/N] again. How long has it been exactly since he last saw [M/N]? Several years, perhaps? He was seven when he first picked him up and he raised him to about seventeen years old before he left, Wilbur was born three years later and he’s currently eight... eleven years? That sounds about right.
“How old is he now, dad?” Wilbur asked.
“Hmm, if I do the math right, he should be about... twenty-eight?” Tommy makes a face.
“Old.” Technoblade and Wilbur snort, Philza just chuckled with a shake of his head and decided to tell them all the stories of the infamous pirate Killer Whale and all his adventures across the sea. When he finally got the letter that [M/N] arrived at the SMP and decided that he and his crew were staying for a couple days up to a week, he informed his youngest three and watching them scurry around to get ready was one of the funniest things to see.
“Is he as scary as you made him out to be?” Tommy asked.
“Well, I say it’s like a character he has to play. He’s known as a ruthless killer of the sea, but he’s actually quite a big softy. Hah, he would often play with other sea life whenever we would go out swimming and sometimes he would cry at the sight of turtles being harassed by zombies. He gets very embarrassed whenever I bring it up.”
“Will he like us?” Technoblade asks “He’s twenty years older than us, don’t you think he’ll find it odd to have brothers that’s two decades younger than him?” Philza just shook his head.
“Not really. Family is family in his eyes. He told me that his ragtag crew of pirates are the family he couldn’t bring with him when he started his adventure. They range from a variety of different ages, different species, you name it! Whether you’re children or not, he’ll still consider you his brothers.” he was relieved when that was enough to reassure Technoblade, to which the young boy nodded his head as he reached forward to take Philza’s hand, Wilbur noticed this and took his other hand whilst Tommy sat a top the shoulders of their father.
“Hurry up dad, I really want to meet him!” Tommy shouted, he laughs to himself when he was then being dragged to the docks by Wilbur and Technoblade, who were just as enthusiastic as their youngest brother. They now stood in front of tavern that was bustling with noises that ranged from shouting, screaming and singing...? Can that noise really be considered singing? Philza takes a deep breath and goes to enter but quickly stepped to the side, pulling his sons with him, when a barrel flew through the doors and crashed into the wall behind them.
...
...
“I’m having second thoughts.” Technoblade says after hearing loud cheering come from inside the tavern after the barrel came flying through the doors.
“Oh, don’t worry about it. I promise, he’ll tone it down when he sees you guys.” he put Tommy down and made sure he was close to his brothers, he takes a deep breath as he approached the doors before finally pushing them open and entering the tavern. Technoblade, Wilbur and Tommy held onto the end of Philza’s haori and they were all blown away that the tavern was filled to the brim of oceanic hybrids that were partying like there was no tomorrow. They paid the family no mind as they continued to sing sea shanties while cheering on the two big hybrids that were drinking ale from barrels.
“Chug, chug, chug, chug!” the crew chanted wildly, one of the two collapsed to the ground, the barrel spilling ale everywhere for they weren’t able to finish it. The latter continued to drink and when he finished he let out a loud breath then slammed the now empty barrel to the ground before letting out a loud cheer, throwing his fist in the air with a wide grin.
“You’re a few years too early to challenge I to a drink off, mate.”
“That’s the captain for you!”
“Him and that bottomless stomach of his!” [M/N] gave a toothy grin, snickering to himself when his vice captain came up to him and wrapped their arm around his shoulder, he goes to continue to drink but was stopped at the call of his name.
“[M/N]!” he turned his head and his eyes widened slightly at the sight of the blonde man, Philza flinched slightly when all eyes were on him and was having second thoughts, he soon let out a grunt when [M/N] came rushing over to him with his arms wide open.
“Dad!” he exclaimed before kneeling down to wrap his arms around Philza and bringing him into a hug, his dorsal fin and fluke wagging as he embraced his father after so long “It’s so nice to finally see you after all these years!” he adds as he pulls away but still had a hold on him, snickering softly when Philza’s feet couldn’t touch the ground.
“It’s good to see you too, [M/N]. I missed you.” [M/N]’s fluke tail continued to wag, a few of [M/N]’s crewmates whistle at the sight.
“Wow, so that’s the man that raised captain [M/N]?”
“He really is a bird hybrid?”
“Is he a crow?”
“I’ve never seen a bird hybrid up close.” the blonde man started patting [M/N] on the shoulder to gain his attention and when he got it, he gave him a nervous smile.
“There’s still a few people I need you to meet.” at that, his face lit up once more and he moved Philza to the side and there he saw the three children that had to be his brothers. The tallest of the three had short pink hair that looked like it was growing with skin that was a lighter shade of pink than his hair, a paper crown sat a top his head as he wore a simple white button up, trousers and boots. The second was a boy with curly brown hair and matching brown eyes, he wore a bright yellow sweater with blue jeans and shoes. The smallest of the three had bright blonde hair that matched his-- their father along with the blue eyes, he wore a simple white shirt with red sleeves, shorts and sho-- wait a damn minute, where are his shoes? “[M/N], these are the brothers I mentioned in the letter. Meet Wilbur, Technoblade and Tommy. Boys, meet [M/N].” said man hurriedly put Philza down and gave the three young children and friendly smile.
“Hello, it’s great to finally meet you three. I hope we can get along.” [M/N] felt a bead of sweat roll down his cheek when the three only stared up at him in silence, then Tommy burst into tears “Wha-- what?” he paled, ignoring the way his crew were laughing as he tried to comfort the crying boy.
“Wow, you made them cry.”
“Some brother you are.”
“So scary.” his crew booked a private room so that Philza can usher the boys in to calm them down, to which the older two stood in the hallway, though, Philza was looking down at [M/N] as he was hunched over in a corner and drawing circles into the ground.
“Am I really that scary?” this question got him a smack across the head.
“You’re literally a killer whale, [M/N]. You’re huge with an intimidating aura surrounding you.” this caused him to continue sulking “If you don’t want to scare them, especially Tommy, why don’t you look like a human?” this caused [M/N] to flinch at the suggestion.
“Human?” he stood up and looked into his reflection through the mirror and pulled a face, placing a hand on his cheek “I don’t remember the last time I adorned the appearance of a human, my whole pirating life revolved around me being an orca.” Philza shrugged as he looked into the mirror with him.
“Well, it’s either that or you live with them fearing you.”
“Now that’s just mean.” he shrugs.
“But you and I both know that it’s true.” [M/N] exhaled through his noses and looked at his reflection once more, dangit. Wilbur and Technoblade were whispering sweet nothings into Tommy’s ear to soothe him, to which he had calmed down from his crying.
“I didn’t expect him to be that big.”
“I didn’t expect Tommy to cry.” Wilbur then looked down at him “Didn’t you say that you were a big man, Tommy?” the five year old only sniffled.
“I am a b-big man!” they all flinch, to which Tommy let out a yelp, when there was a knock at the door. They relaxed when they saw that it was only their father, however, he was briefly talking to someone from behind the door before shuffling inside.
“Come on, don’t be getting shy now.”
“I feel weird.” it was [M/N]’s voice, but it sounded different compared to earlier. Philza waved his hand and so [M/N]’s let out a sigh and finally entered the room, causing the three children to stare in slightly shock at his different appearance. Instead of the body of an orca with legs, [M/N] now looked completely human with pale skin and black markings where an orca’s skin was black. He still had an abnormal height but at least it wasn’t overwhelming like before, he had short messy [H/C] hair with deep [E/C] eyes. The clothes he wore looked a little looser and baggy compared to when he was an orca, I guess that was because his muscles were more apparent when he was an animal. As a human, he also had many tattoos of islands that he must have visited along with a few flowers, feathers and a compass, his ears were pierced as well and he had a black crow feather hanging along the side of his face from his hair “There, you happy?” he said as he looked at his father, placing his hands on his hips while leaning his weight onto his foot.
“Very, you look just as handsome as the day you left.” this comment raise heat to rush to his pale skin, Philza then clapped his hands as he looked at the other three children “Boys, this is [M/N]’s human form, I hope it’s less scary.”
“You’re making me look bad.” [M/N] nervously rubbed the back of his neck as his eyes averted from the three small children, he takes a deep breath before approaching them and kneeling down, making sure he didn’t get too close so they wouldn’t feel uncomfortable “I’m sorry if I’ve made you three nervous, I didn’t mean to. I haven’t exactly interacted with young children in a long time, but I really want to make this work because this is the first time I’ve had brothers this young before. I’ll stay like this to make sure you guys are comfortable around me, how does that sound?” he believed that Wilbur and Technoblade could handle it, but he was more worried about Tommy, the poor boy cried on sight. He waited nervously and eagerly for his response, swallow thickly as the blonde boy peered over the shoulders of his older brothers shielding him from the stranger.
“... did those hurt?” was the first thing Tommy said, [M/N] didn’t understand the question until he noticed where Tommy was looking, he glanced down while raising his hand and saw that he was staring at the few scars along his chest that were peeking from under his shirt.
“Huh? These? Psh, with the adrenaline pumping, it barely hurt. What hurt was getting the damned thing all stitched up.” he then raised his arm “Wanna see the scar I got after getting harpooned?” Philza stood in the background, a happy smile gracing his lips that [M/N] managed to get the boys to settle down and marvel at works of art all over his body along with the scars left behind the countless battles he’s had over the years. It made him happy that, despite the initial introduction, Tommy now sat snug in his lap while Wilbur and Technoblade sat beside him as he pointed at each of his tattoos and the meanings behind them.
‘I’m glad they’re getting along, I guess I was worried for nothing.’
Headcanon:
[m/n] spoke with his brother’s for hours, recalling another one of his tales, that he hadn’t realized that the noise from inside the bar had died down whilst his own father was leaning against his back as he fell asleep.
he probably would have moved them to the couch if it weren’t for the fact that even the three young boys had fallen asleep on him.
he was in a predicament.
fuck it-- he might as well just sleep on the floor with them.
the morning was great because he was cuddled up with his brothers along with his father.
it wasn’t so great for his crew because they were all groaning in pain from the hangovers from the excessive drinking.
he threw water of them to wake them up and told them to stop bitching.
when the three boys were awake, he brought them aboard his ship and showed them around.
them and his crew were more than excited to show the children around, however, they too had to look like humans as to not overwhelm and startle children.
they were rewarded with booze.
when [m/n] had to set sail again, tommy burst into tears once more because he wanted [m/n] to stay.
why couldn’t he stay?
did he not like them?
quite the opposite really.
he was a wanted man, and the longer he stayed in a certain area, the faster the government authorities got to capturing his band of crazies.
wilbur and technoblade were just as upset because they wouldn’t get to see or hear all his epic tales and spend time with his crew.
[m/n], however, promised to visit more often and send letters to hear from them.
he even promised to send or bring them souvenirs from his adventures, giving them something to look forward too.
when asked why he couldn’t just stay longer, his answer was the fact that his story still hadn’t found its ending just yet and was still being told and written.
the next time he did drop by he had a few new tattoos that signified his brotherhood to them and represented each brother.
a lute for wilbur, a cutlass sword for technoblade, and an infinity sign for tommy.
tommy thought the infinity sign looked dumb.
when told that it was his limitless brotherly love for him, he had second thoughts.
though he tried not to make it blatantly obvious, to which he failed at it, tommy was without a doubt his favorite brother.
he promised the three brothers, that if they were ever to call him in need of his aid, he would not hesitate to drop everything just to come and help them in dire need.
he was their elder brother, and he was going to make up for his absence for not being there for them when they were growing up.
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Remember Phil’s stream
IT HURTS PH1LZA MINECRAFT
AU concept I came up with when I missed the OSMP
(old draft i wrote back in like july or august) Phil is an assassin/bounty hunter known as “The Angel of Death” who does contract killing to earn some extra cash to take care of his three sons.
Phil isn’t ashamed of what he does, but it isn’t glamorous so he’d rather no one know about it, and works very hard to hide his identity and his hero persona in general from the public. The Angel of Death is just a rumor around the region and no one that’s seen him has lived to tell the tale (or been sober enough to be believed.)
However, his kids suddenly become OBSESSED with the Angel of death, and Phil has to scramble to keep them from idolizing him and being a bad influence. But they just think he’s sooo cool and don’t wanna let their cool new idol go.
So Phil instead embraces their obsession, crafting a more kid friendly version of The Angel of Death.
He confirms that the Angel is in fact real, but;
“His ACTUAL name is Crow Father, and, no, he doesn’t KILL people. He just watches over the city and is a simple night watcher. In fact, he helps bad guys see the error of their ways by talking to them. All the dead criminals that show up are unrelated and why do you kids even know about that stop watching the news.”
So Tommy, Wilbur, and Techno grow up with a WILDLY different version of the Angel of Death legend, believing him to be just some positive role model for kids that spouts wholesome messages and encourages good habits like “Brush your teeth!” or “clean your room!”
Techno and Wilbur grew out of the Angel of Death obsession a year so after that, thinking he’s just for little kids, but Tommy held onto that phase until he was a teenager, then they all pretty much forgot about it. Phil had long since retired and the Angel of Death legend is all but completely dead, morphing into a tale about a monster, cryptid, or spirit that once roamed the countryside instead of a mysterious killer that targeted criminals.
Phil, thinking his secret is safe, foolishly relaxes for the next few years, positive NO ONE will ever know it was him.
Until his kids come home from being away for quite some time, and start talking about their old obsession. Some dots begin to connect, like the hero’s disappearance sometime when Phil came home with a mysterious stab wound, and why he was always tired like he’d stayed up the entire night…
Meanwhile Phil is chopping onions or something a few feet away listening in just thinking “don’t look at me, don’t look at me, don’t look at me-”