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I am very very new to the dream smp fandom, but can I just say that I love it? It’s fucking awesome. I just started watching canon two days ago, and I’m hooked, ladies and gentlemen. I have absolutely no idea what’s going on, but I’m hooked.
I came here for a reason, though, not just to introduce myself, though that might be a good place to start. Hi! I’m strawberry frog, you can call me frog, or strawberry, I don’t care which, and I suffer from hallucinations, which is why last night when I stumbled upon the subsection of fanfiction where Technoblade has hallucinations, it made me cry so hard I called my friend up in a huff and a fuss and she thought I was dying. I was so happy. I was so happy, guys, I can’t remember the last time I was this happy. (Ha, I’m saying guys like I have an audience-- remember, kids, words are just for the void. Nobody knows me, and so long as I don’t know them they can’t hurt me.)
Technoblade has hallucinations! Technoblade has hallucinations! Technoblade has schizophrenia in AUs, Technoblade has hallucinations and they cause him problems and they cause him paranoia and distress and all of the things that they cause me and it’s not just part of some half-assed trope where the hallucinations are just a false diagnosis and it’s really just magic powers, superpowers, supernatural influence. No. Technoblade has powers, sure, but the hallucinations aren’t his powers. They’re a side-affect, and a harmful one at that, and I have spent too many long nights hiding alone in my bed from monsters only I can see waiting for this. It makes me so happy, in that twisted, cruel way that being seen in distress strikes your soul like midnight church bells.
My hallucinations are debilitating. I spend days awake at a time, simply hearing my best friend’s death cry on repeat and wondering if this time it’s real or if I’m being stupid again and wondering when it’s going to stop. Technoblade tries his best to drown out the cries for blood, I do my best to drown out my fucked-up delusions and the people I see in my side-view mirror who disappear when I look twice.
I just. I want to know, how did a fucking minecraft fandom make me feel more seen that anything else I’ve ever consumed in my entire life? Please, somebody, tell me. I’ll even present my application for people to talk to me about it.
See? Here: PROS AND CONS OF TALKING TO ME ABOUT THE DREAM SMP
pros:
-I will love you forever
-I know basically like two things so you can explain everything to me in incredible detail and I will listen with great attention and interest and it will make you feel important
-Maybe I’ll write something for you one day
-I’m a lesbian
-I’m the funniest person I know
-I like Technoblade
cons:
-None that I foresee
So. Talk to me?
ARTIST: @wawa.funcake ON TT
Gang gang
That scene where Charlie slimecicle rips into quackity telling him he’s a bad person and a bad friend reminds me of that scene from she ra where scorpia rips into catra for the exact same thing except the she ra version does not end with murder because the dsmp is not against going there
I think if technoblade where to have a superpower in a superpower au his power would be the ability to turn temporary indestructible and inhumanly strong but only when he tastes blood and he could only target the person he took blood from like a wild boar relentlessly charging at a single he would only be able to get control of himself if time round out or his target was dead
I see fics where Wilbur has a charm speak ability but I think a power for him could be less about controlling people to do what he wants and more about making them feel emotional by giving them emotions projecting them out wards through music when thinking about this I was inspired by blue diamond from Steven universe when he wants others to feel sad he uses his guitar to create a dark gloomy blue water like aura when he’s projecting happiness fluffy sky blue clouds that look like sheep fuzz appear from the source of the sound he can use them to float when he’s angry neon electric blue lightning and when he’s cold and emotionally checked out there’s an icy blizzard that is colored nearly grayish white with a tint of blue
People always draw the characters as different hybrids but what is someone drew them with all the different hybrid trait they are usually drawn with separately but put together like a chimaera like I would like to see designs of tubbo with goat horns bee wings and tough patches of shulker shell like an armadillo or Tommy with raccoon ears and raccoon tail and moth wings and chicken feathers in his hair
Au where the sbi are a family of animal shapeshifters Phil’s a crow technos a pig tubbos a goat fundys a fox Tommy’s either a raccoon or a baby chicken because grown crow Phil with a chick Tommy is adorable basically all of them are shifters but Wilbur who brings friends home from school and they stare as he introduces them to his family in there animal form’s they start to question Wilburs sanity like he’s crazy until the animals start taking and then they start to question there own sanity and all this happens because his family tried to mess with Wilbur and his friends
Powers are genetic in this au so first the parents
Phil’s power would be a bird power he has sharp claws and giant pitch black wings and can release a very loud biRd caw that is so incredibly loud it functions like black canary’s caw
Kristin has the ability to drain a person’s life by singing it’s painful but if she stops before the person dies they can recover there depleted energy with time when a person is affected by her powers they are covered in a
Techno has the ability to send out an intimidating ear piercing scream that makes people freeze and loose focus temporarily it doesn’t work on everyone if someone is not easily freaked out it doesn’t effect them and also instead of a caw like his dad it’s just a scream with a bit of an echo
Wilbur inherited his moms singing activated power when he sings he doesn’t slowly kill somebody like his mom his parents where very grateful for that but he can still control people when he sings he makes people feel different emotions not just fear like his brother but anger sadness and happiness
Tommy is the only one to get wings like there father but like in origins his wings are only able to glide he can’t control the speed he falls like that Steven universe episode where Steven jumps super high but can’t get back down so he spends a very long time slowly falling except Tommy’s default speed of descent is a little faster and like Steven or star fire his powers are controlled by emotions when he’s confident he jump around and glide at any speed flying from wall to wall but when he’s down emotionally he is also down physically he is also slightly more durable then average the down side is he gets drained easily because he uses his own life force to do that see he has to take time to get his energy back
There’s this idea going around that the hole story of the dream Smp was the fever dream of a random gas station and I love it but I was thinking what if it was a wizard of oz situation where the characters are all people he knows
bbh could be a semi religious daycare worker that stops by every morning to buy muffins for his students breakfast and an egg sandwich from the next door Dunkin’ doughnuts or some other chain
the gas station can be located in a in the middle of nowhere strip mall
There’s a day care that is the badlands/eggpire
Las Nevada’s is a Mexican restaurant with a lot of arcade machines
The syndicate are security or repair men
The dream team are health inspectors or people from corporate that are in charge of the reviews and budget
Kinoko kingdom is a book store that also sells foreign products like plants or Japanese KitKats or manga the types of people that buy from them are very pompous or just very eccentric amongst there frequent customers are very familiar names from tales like helga or sir billiam
I hated it at first but now I love what it adds to his character looking back and watching his behavior
his hatred of Americans was self hatred
And his goals of him wanting to be remembered
Also his afterlife he was just a average guy working at a gas station boring and always the same so when he got isekaied into another world he lost it I think this ending is great because it’s him going back to his regular life willingly it’s like an Alice in wonderland story where he learns a lesson and returns home changed
I’m also very excited to see fan works with this new information
I headcannon that Tommy’s mom is the goddess of live and the opposite of Kristin the goddess of death and like mumza is in charge of preparing souls for the afterlife motherinnit is in charge of preparing souls for life I think her home would be a place new souls are made like the great before from Pixar’s soul
I head cannon that a good in universe reason for tubbos avatar having different hair in fanart is because as a child he had dirty blonde hair but as he aged it faded into a light brown the reason I think that is possible is because I saw it happen to a friend I used to have when I was younger when we met in second grade she had not light platinum blonde hair but a somewhat golden dirty blonde but somewhere down the line I noticed her hair faded by the time of sixth grade her hair had become very noticeably darker so that might be what happened to tubbo
I head cannon that ranboos parents are the other side and the in between personified and the reason they don’t get along is because there son went missing so they are divorced
thats also why they are so invested in Karl they are projecting onto him and are trying to keep him there to replace there son
that might explain why Karl has memory problems they are being taken on purpose
I would very much like that to be true because then there’s a chance there can be a happy ending for Karl were he helps them reconnect with there son and he and ranboo will get there memories back
I think Karl would be the next Alice his mom returned home from her adventure and grew up then had a kid who was Karl
He grew up listening to his mother’s stories then when he he got older he fell down a hole and just like Alice found himself in a magical world and rolled with it
Everyone thinks he’s weird because he doesn’t know about stuff that’s common knowledge
His mother never told him she was Alice so he thinks he doesn’t have a destiny because of that he is very secretive and he try’s to hide it from everyone because he thinks that if he were ever to be found out he would be expelled
In his free time and during weekends he disappears for long stretches of time so that he could look for ways back to his home
The reason why he writes everything down is because when he finds a way home he wants to remember his friends and have something other then his memory as proof of everything he’s experienced
If he knew he had a destiny he would be eager to fulfill it and take it very seriously he would be a royal but because he doesn’t know and is an out side observer he sees how messed up the system is
When he finds out about his mom being Alice and that he has a destiny he would be like Maddie someone that likes the destiny they have but believes everyone should get to choose if they follow there destiny or not
I imagine he would be a rich ex king when he was young he and techno new each other he was sweet and kind and techno was working in the castle as a gardener or something squid got very interested in techno because he didn’t respect him like all the other people that worked for his family and so he had someone teach techno how to sword fight he would regret that decision when his parents died and he was made king he changed during that time and became a huge brat he was a teenager who’s parents died and had the responsibility of running a kingdom thrust upon him the power went to his head and techno watched as this kid he had known got slowly turned into a power hungry and sadistic tyrant that experience was what turned techno into the anarchist we see to day he started a revolution and was going to dethrone squid but before that could happen squid found out he took as much of his valuables as he could and fled that was the first government techno abolished and squid has spent all the time they have been apart stewing and nursing a grudge he has come back for revenge and will use all the wealth power and influence he has left to hire people to go and kill techno
On a different note he is still rich and has very expensive taste he hears suits not just because he likes to show of his wealth but also because he is very short and looks very young because of his appearance he is mistaken for a child and gets made fun of for that so he try’s to look and act very mature
Mumza is red eyed with purple fur and dark brown curly hair and is an Alicorn
Phil his eyes are blue is fur is green his long hair is straight yellow he is a Pegasus (I think his name would be old oak)
Tommy has blue eyes his fur is red and his short hair is yellow he is a Pegasus
Wilbur’s eyes are red his hair is long curly brown and his fur is either purple or yellow he is a unicorn
Technos eyes are red and his hair is dark pink with light pink fur he is an earth pony or Alicorn his talent would be something to do with farming
Tubbo has blue eyes and green fur his hair is short brown and his name would be busy bee
Ranboo would be like pip but instead of brown and white he is black and white his name would be peekaboo and when he and tubbo get married like when mis cake changed her name when she got married busy bee would change his name to bugaboo
Friday night news: War has yet to break out but ZoAstro is on the look for new base location, and Agora has started an illegal Axolotl breeding business
Im working on an animation meme for my friend’s and my Minecraft ocs! >:D
Here is the WIP B)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gE68PEwJhsk
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since last time I guessed that Harry and Tommy were gonna get put in and itw as right, I wanna predict who's next to maybe get in Realms!!
-My first person is Freddie Badlinu. I feel like this is obvious why, but idk just a guess:D
My second guess is Maxggs. They're friends and since Harry is in I feel like Max will probs get in too? Unless he doesn't really wanna do Minecraft which I feel like could be something that could be possible.
My third guess is Molly Melinks. From what I'm aware of they're still friends so maybeee???
Fourth guess, Missa. I heard from somewhere that Tubbo did want to get him into realms so maybe?
Fifth guess, and a very unlikely one, Roier. I feel like there's a possibility, but not really??
Sixth guess, Iron mouse. I feel like with Foolish, Etoiles and Bad in Realms, Mousey may get in too,
seventh guess, Jimmy Solidarity. HEAR ME OUT ON THIS. They've definitely played together before and Sausage is in sooo.....
Eight guess is Michaela Darkeyebrows! Say, if Guqqie gets in and with Aimsey being in already, I feel like maybe she may get in????
And last guess for now, Guqqie. (Idk if I spelled their name right). No reason just for sillies
These are just for the sillies as I like to predict things! More predictions in the future maybe!! :D
As much Dream content that I put on my account it is all satire, I don’t support him, he’s a horrible disgusting person. I don’t support him I only make fun of him.
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