Caqpu - When In Doubt, Blame The Wizard

Bagginshield + Frodo out shopping on Black Friday 🛒💨(Lobelia’s nightmare)

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

It’s like lookin’ into the ocean~

Me: *strapped to a chair in a cold interrogation room with a middle aged man pacing back and forth*

Him: *projects a picture of Sam and Frodo on to the wall* What is their relationship?

Me: Their ship is valid and very cute, but we should also consider the idea that their admiration and respect for one another is a deep, platonic bond. Love doesn't always have to be romantic, and it is important for men to be able to express their platonic care for one another in a way that toxic masculinity doesn't currently allow.

Him: Okay *projects a picture of Legolas and Gimli* what's their relatio-

Me: They're fucking.

fromsoftware comic

[7th panel: Epilogue]

insp.

a bunk bed conversation

Billy: hey Freddy

Billy: can I tell you something in confidence

Freddy: sure always

Billy: OK but you have to promise not to judge me

Freddy: well that depends on what it is

Billy:

Billy: OK whatever here goes

Billy: so you know how I was on a mission with the League today

Freddy: yeah? you told me all about it

Billy: ok so after Aquaman got out of the river he took his shirt off, I guess cause it was wet?

Freddy: makes sense

Billy: so he's just walking around with his shirt off and I kind of. realised something.

Freddy: yeah?

Billy: just. realised something. you know?

Freddy: I have no idea what you're getting at

Billy: okay

Billy: okay

Billy: *deep breath*

Billy: Aquaman is fuckin hot

Freddy:

Freddy: .....you only just notice?

Ok, so you know how sometimes ppl who can speak multiple languages can get the languages all mixed up?

I’m just looking at these Mando'a words:

And thinking what-ifs about this scene:

And just- what is very dramatic and climatic fight sequence gets derailed by Obi-wan saying bral instead of high ground and then stuggling to remember the words in basic.

Anakin doesn’t know Mando'a.

The two get completely distracted from the fight to yell about how “you always do this at the worst times!” “Well perhaps if you applied yourself to your language modules you would know what I’m saying!”

Here is my little Pippin & Boromir Comic about Courage!!

To give a little bit of Context, first of all I completely made this up haha I imagine this happening sometimes after setting off from Rivendell but before the Mines of Moria! So in the book after Pippin was alone in Gondor for quite some while, he felt very isolated and alone, very little and weak. (especially after being separated from Merry) and there were times where he stood at the walls of Minas Tirith and looked into the Horizon and could see that you know things are about to happen haha so i asked myself if Pippin ever thought about Boromir during that time, I always felt like that they shared a special bond. Maybe Pip reminded Boromir of Faramir especially when they were younger!

Anyways I really hope that you enjoy this little comic, it was so much fun to work on!!

Listen, I'm not the type to look for homoeroticism in every single male duo in media. Not everyone swings that way.

But those two?

I smell the fruitiest of fruit, your honor.