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4 months ago

Tudod, az Ă©nĂŒnk azĂ©rt formĂĄlhatĂł bizonyos mĂ©rtĂ©kig, annak ellenĂ©re is, hogy a genetika Ă©s a környezet hatĂĄsa, a mĂșltbĂłl jött tapasztalataink kĂ©tsĂ©g kĂ­vĂŒl meghatĂĄroztak minket.

VegyĂŒk pĂ©ldĂĄul azt, hogy mennyire zokni tud lenni az ember agyilag, ha nem eszik, iszik megfelelƑen Ă©s nem alszik eleget. A mozgĂĄs hiĂĄnyĂĄrĂłl nem is beszĂ©lve... Mindez elengedhetetlen a test Ă©s az agy mƱködĂ©sĂ©hez.

Ezek mellĂ© jönnek a megfelelƑ szokĂĄsok, Ă©rtĂ©krendek Ă©s egyebek. Ezek nagyon is formĂĄlhatĂł dolgok. Van, aki azt ĂĄllĂ­tja, hogy az ember sosem vĂĄltozik, Ă©s olyan is, aki szerint az ember megvĂĄltozik, hiszen minden vĂĄltozik. Nos, az igazsĂĄg fĂ©lĂșton van.

Bizonyos mĂ©rtĂ©kig vĂĄltozhatnak az emberek, de a mĂșlt nem törlƑdik, Ă­gy a helyes megoldĂĄs az, ha azon vĂĄltoztatunk, amin tudunk Ă©s nem ƑröljĂŒk fel magunkat azon, amin nem. SzĂŒksĂ©g van tudatossĂĄgra, hogy felismerjĂŒk mindezeket.

Ha rĂĄjössz, hogy valami nem okĂ©s az Ă©letedben, akkor meg kell ĂĄllj, hogy elemezhesd a jelen helyzeted Ă©s megtervezhesd azt, hogy hogyan tovĂĄbb. Terv alatt pedig azt Ă©rtem, hogy olyan szokĂĄsokat kell kialakĂ­ts, amik segĂ­tsĂ©gĂ©vel eljuthatsz a cĂ©lodig, Ășgy, hogy az Ășt Ă©lvezhetƑ maradjon.

 Tudod, Az Ă©nĂŒnk AzĂ©rt FormĂĄlhatĂł Bizonyos MĂ©rtĂ©kig, Annak EllenĂ©re Is, Hogy A Genetika Ă©s A

/ Boldog Új Évet! /


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1 month ago

Not every feeling has to have a label. Not every relationship has to be named. Some emotions aren't meant to be understood, they're just meant to be felt.

Myra S.

1 month ago

~ Nem tudom leszek-e valaha egész, elég, s egy darabban...

~ Nem Tudom Leszek-e Valaha Egész, Elég, S Egy Darabban...

/ Néha fåjnak a törések énem porcelånjån, és olyan, mintha a szilånkok olykor-olykor belém hasítanånak... /

én sem értem, de fåj valami itt bent...


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3 months ago

~ Maybe everything will reach a pointless end. Maybe there is no purpose in this existence, it is all futile. Maybe it is the last encore, without an afterlife. Maybe all we have is this last one shot. Why not find or create your own meaning? Why not make it beautiful and fill it with love and joy? Why should we fuck up it all? Why not turn it all into a prosperous, aesthetic ending?

Enjoy together the last encore!

~ Maybe Everything Will Reach A Pointless End. Maybe There Is No Purpose In This Existence, It Is All

/ Domus Aurea /


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2 months ago

~ Változó világ 🧭

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Nem tudom feltƱnt-e mĂĄsnak is, hogy a vilĂĄg kissĂ© drasztikus fordulatott vett/vesz Ă©ppen. Kicsit többrƑl szĂłl ez annĂĄl, hogy holnaptĂłl ismĂ©t drĂĄgĂĄbb-e a kenyĂ©r vagy a benzin. A vilĂĄg polarizĂĄlĂłdik ismĂ©t, tĂŒntetĂ©sek, forradalmak, hĂĄborĂșk zajlanak Ă©ppen...

A globĂĄlis politikai szĂ­ntĂ©ren lassan az egyenjogĂșsĂĄgot Ă©s a "szabadsĂĄgot" Ășjra felvĂĄltja a "nagyobb kutya baszik" elv. Amerika, OroszorszĂĄg, KĂ­na, egy töredezett EurĂłpa, egy kis lĂĄzangĂł "lĂłfasz" MagyarorszĂĄggal, aki hĂĄzassĂĄg helyett inkĂĄbb kurvĂĄlkodik, lĂĄzadozik, mint egy rosszul nevelt kis csitri, a szabadsĂĄg, szuverenitĂĄs nevĂ©ben - cserĂ©be minden irĂĄnybĂłl megy a szopĂĄs...

Tudom csĂșnyĂĄn hangzik, pedig szeretem ezt a helyet. Mondjuk nem a vezetƑsĂ©g miatt, akik ebbe az irĂĄnyba kormĂĄnyoznak. Megy a korrupciĂł, a dezinformĂĄciĂł, a szinte mĂĄr nevetsĂ©gbƑl pofĂĄtlansĂĄgba ĂĄtcsapĂł hazug kijelentĂ©sek, terelĂ©sek. Mindez csak azĂ©rt, hogy jĂł zsebbe kerĂŒljenek a dolgok...

Kicsit tekintsetek tĂșl mindezen, Ă©s nĂ©zzetek körĂŒl a szomszĂ©dban, a vilĂĄgban. SƑt, ne csak nĂ©zzetek, lĂĄssatok is, halljĂĄtok is a dolgokat, Ă©rtelmezzĂ©tek is azokat. Tekintsetek csak "Az Ukrajna nevƱ terĂŒlet"-re, Ă©s gondolkozzatok el azon, hogy a szabadsĂĄgnak vajon mekkora is az ĂĄra. ElvĂ©gre jogok mellĂ© kötelezettsĂ©gek is jĂĄrnak, tovĂĄbbĂĄ, ahogy a mondĂĄs tartja:

"Amit szabad Jupiternek, nem szabad a kisökörnek."

~ Változó Világ 🧭

/ Jelige: kritikus gondolkodĂĄs, orientĂĄciĂł /


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1 month ago

I find it difficult to understand the kind of human being who lives, or who is sure he can live, purely, happily, serenely while engaged in deceit.

No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai

1 month ago

~ A tree that connects worlds. A tree of life and death, where every new branch, every new leaf is a new offspring. Dead people hanging on trees. A child falls out of his hanging mother's corpse's womb. A tragic hero. An even more tragic life. In the forest, shadows are scheming in the dark. Where is light, there is always shadow. A lost child. Lost children are the ones who turns into monsters after a while. There are always monsters and heroes, rising and falling back and forth. An empire. There is always an empire. People ascend to the throne, they become self serving and corrupt, full of pride. Then they are overthrowned by people who become corrupt and the cycle never stops. There is always a sword, a helm, a crown. A soul bound to to the metal, carved with magic and blood. There are always chained ones. A pile of corpse. Indeed the most unique way to climb. A dragon. There is always a dragon for the hero to fight. But beware! In the process, some might turn into one...

~ A Tree That Connects Worlds. A Tree Of Life And Death, Where Every New Branch, Every New Leaf Is A

/ There is always a Sacrifice /


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2 months ago
desprite - cause of death: touch starvation
3 months ago

Van egy rossz szokĂĄsom (több is van...), mely abban nyilvĂĄnul meg, hogy gyakran lealacsonyĂ­tom magam, mihelyt valaki jĂłnak talĂĄl valamit bennem vagy megdĂ­csĂ©r valamiĂ©rt. Nem szerĂ©nysĂ©gbƑl, alĂĄzatossĂĄgbĂłl teszem, hanem mert nem akarok illĂșziĂłkat Ă©s elvĂĄrĂĄsokat teremteni mĂĄsokban, tovĂĄbbĂĄ nem gondolom Ășgy, hogy igaz lenne bĂĄrmi az ĂĄllĂ­tĂĄsbĂłl, csupĂĄn fĂ©lreĂ©rtĂ©s lehet az...

 Van Egy Rossz Szokåsom (több Is Van...), Mely Abban Nyilvånul Meg, Hogy Gyakran Lealacsonyítom Magam,

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