Ijounakame-blog - ᵃᵇᵉʳʳᵃⁿᵗ. ( WIP. )

starters based on things my group chat has said.

❛Shit, I’m being attacked by porcelain clowns.❜

❛I think ___ and I just cringed from how white that was.❜

❛I’m fine with you punching me in the nads, but don’t you mess with my Pepsi.❜

❛I need to like, cry.❜

❛My beautiful voice mimics the words everyone is thinking, but is too shy to say. ‘Fuck you, ____’, I whisper into the air. A sigh of relief fills the audience. They all nod their heads in agreement. Hushed voices all around the auditorium, all carrying the same message. ‘Fuck you, _____’.❜

[TEXT] Stop with the :3c face. Nothing good ever happens when you do the :3c face.

[TEXT] andnlifhtbg3ts mad [TEXT] grts mad [TEXT] gets mad [TEXT] that one

❛We have to put a warning label on _____.❜

❛What? Is my three-inch thruster too much to handle?❜

❛Yeah, but isn’t your ego as big as your dick? WAIT, FUCK.❜

❛If only you knew I made 32k since June. Then you would treat me differently.❜

[TEXT] _____, will you space succ me?

❛I can’t believe that ______ is going to space suck ______.❜

❛______ is a tranquiliquest.❜

❛______ doesn’t feel pain. You know, because he blocks the pain out with testosterone.❜

❛Once I got punched in the dick and I didn’t even give a fuck. I have really high pain tolerance.❜

❛Nootnoot. The musical.❜

❛I want ______ to go to Cowboy Camp.❜

❛Eternal suffering isn’t as bad as they all say!❜

❛I can’t believe ______ is fergalicious.❜

New episode this Sunday! 

My 9th and last as a revisionist. Good times!

⨳ — TYPES OF HUGS;

send one for my muse's reaction!

♥ – A romantic hug ☺ – A friendly hug ♫ – A hug while dancing ✉ – A hug goodbye ღ – A hug in greeting ❣ –A hug after being separated ✪ –A sleepy hug ✢ – An awkward hug ♢ – A familial hug ⊗ – A quick hug ☄ – A long hug ✾ – A passionate hug ☀ – A hug from behind ▲ – A surprise hug ☑ – A polite hug ✸ – A bear hug ✚ – A hug while cuddling ‽ – A hug around the waist ♠ – A squeezing hug ❋ – A silent hug ♣ – A spinning hug

        ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ

                   ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ.

            ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ

                              ꜰɪxᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ.

             ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪx ʜɪᴍ,

                                         ʙᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟ.

        ʜᴇ'ʟʟ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ

                                   ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢʟᴀꜱꜱ.

Random Sentences Starters

“Alright, I love you, but you need Jesus.”

“Are you done?”

“Are you reading fanfiction?”

“Can I have your fries?”

“Coffee is the only substance I drink.”

“Did you get my text?”

“Eat my whole ass.”

“Hey, don’t insult memes!”

“How long have you been playing that game?”

“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.”

“I like your taste in music.”

“I said I’m sorry!”

“I think your gayness might be affecting me.”

“It’s a damn shame.”

“I’ll be home in five minutes.”

“I’m just gonna nope out of this situation.”

“I’m sorry…”

“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?”

“Let me go.”

“Like a good neighbour I’m gonna take your shit and never give it back.”

“Me. I meant me.”

“Nice voice crack.”

“Our friendship is weird as hell. But so are we. So it’s perfect!”

“Please don’t do this…”

“Suck my ass through a straw.”

“Touching leads to babies.”

“Um?”

“Wait up!”

“What are you talking about?”

“What the hell is that?”

“… What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“What’s going on?”

“Why are you like this?”

“Your taste in music is shit.”

“You’re trash for her, aren’t you?”

“You’re trash for him, aren’t you?”

spunstories :

psa;; please, for the love of god, don’t try to force someone to write with you. it’s uncomfortable enough to have to politely decline the first time; don’t make them more uncomfortable by pestering them. some people have anxiety issues, or feel the need to please everyone. don’t guilt trip them. don’t pressure them. and please don’t be rude if they tell you no. they didn’t owe you a response, but they took the time to write one anyway. accept it graciously. thank them for their time and move on. respect their wishes. be a considerate human being. 

ok i lied, i was in renpy hell, but hey, starter call still applies.

let’s pretend i didn’t wear myself out by doing a shit ton of dishes, and instead say, here, have a starter call for new followers / those i haven’t interacted with yet.

liking a character for what they have the potential to be even though in canon they’re a lot less faceted that what you want to envision in your head

jealousy starters.

❛i don’t get what you even see in ____.❜

❛they’re not right for you, you know.❜

❛why do you keep staring at them?❜

❛you’re late. why are you coming home at 3 am? it’s someone else, isn’t it?❜

❛why do you always win?❜

❛hey – can you get off their dick for five seconds?❜

❛it’s almost like you’re dating them.❜

❛it’s almost like you married them.❜

❛you like them a lot, don’t you?❜

❛after all these years, i never thought i’d lose to someone like them.❜

❛chose between them or me.❜

❛me? JEALOUS?!….. HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA… yes.❜

❛me? JEALOUS? you’re out of your mind.❜

❛are you dating them or something?❜