Sirius: I'm Your Older Brother! You Should Respect Me. Stop Being A Bully!!

Sirius, pacing around the room: I just don't know what to do, Reg!

Sirius: Everytime I see him, my heart hurts and flutters.

Regulus: I'm sure that's a sign of premature death.

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

“I looked everywhere for you! I thought you’d been kidnapped!

“Your probation meeting ended three hours ago! I can’t believe you, of all people, forgot!

“….

“Do you… have a dog now?”

“It wouldn’t stop following me and it looked really hungry, is all. I’m not going to keep it.”

“This was more important than your jonin status.”

“What’s the point, sensei? They never listen to anything I have to say, and they’re not going to demote me for the same reasons they promoted me in the first place.”

“You earned that promotion, Kakashi.”

“Thanks, sensei. You’re the only one who believes that.”

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trelawney: my tea leaves told me you ain't shit

firenze: and i read in the stars that you're an old fraud

flitwick’s approach to teaching charms class is just ‘hey here’s a spell, now everyone cast it on each other and we’ll see what happens’ and honestly it’s amazing

I'm reading a fanfic atm and they have Voldemort wearing trainers - I'm not sure how I feel about this lol

Sirius, bursting into Regulus's room: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

Regulus: At the hands of your sibling?

Sirius: An accident.

Regulus: Yeah, it will be an 'Accident'.

Tenten counting Kakashi’s ninken ↳ for anon

Kinda how I imagine Regulus looking like

have any regulus centric fanfic recs??

honestly i don’t read much regulus or harry potter fics in general, so i only really have one fic rec which is this one or anything by lullabyknell :)