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Reblogging this again because the fish keeps making me laugj

Steb and loris version based on this art thats been going around on twt

I hate the CaitVi Sex scene

Everytime I see someone thirsting after the scene and gushing about how it's so hot, I feel so disgusted and ticked cause of how the scene came about and where it's located.

Before we get onto my rant about the scene itself, I want to mention the CaitVi scene that happened before that.

"She saved your life!"

"If you will just calm down for on-"

If you will just calm down for once? Hypocrite. Caitlyn's allowed to be pissy, allowed to call Zaunites animals (oh, "except" Vi though) and then fight like an animal by biting Sevika—

Sidenote:

That's also another scene I don't find hot at all. Any time I see it, I can't focus on how attractive Sevika is when she's smug (even though she totes is). All I can focus on is how Caitlyn bit Sevika. I don't remember who pointed it out, if it was on Tumblr or TikTok which I have promptly deleted since the ban, but someone pointed out that Caitlyn is fighting dirty—like a Zaunite. Caitlyn was backed into a corner, so she fought like an animal.

Fuck her.

I guess now she can somewhat understand why Zaunites fight the way they do. When you're backed into a corner, feeling helpless, feeling desperate, you fight like it and she did the same exact same thing she judged them for.

Bastard.

Lol can you tell I'm feeling bitter over her character?

Back to OG rant

—biting Sevika, gas the undercity and harshly interrogate someone who was a victim of Jinx's shenanigans, hit Vi for trying to calm her down from her grief driven rage, but oh, no Vi must calm down even though she's barely angry compared to when Caitlyn's angry. Not to mention that Caitlyn throws a tantrum herself and throws the tiny figure in her hand to the ground.

"—since you don't trust her enough not to shove her in a box."

Can we please take note of the tremble in Vi's voice when she says that? 'Oh, Jinx brought back her trauma from being in Stillwater!1!2!1' First of all, shut up. Second of all, yeah. . . So did Caitlyn?? Caitlyn may not have known what to do with Jinx, but the option for her to let Jinx go to prison was there and Vi hated it.

"Cait, she's changed."

"We can't erase our mistakes. None of us."

All the while not doing any time of her own for the crimes she committed—and no, I'm not talking about her gassing the undercity. What she did as a dictator, letting Noxians take over, and hardly doing anything afterwards even though she caused so much pain and misery to both Piltovians and Zaunites goes unpunished. Her losing an eye is nothing compared to the fear many people will feel while living under a dictatorship.

Get the guillotine!!

"Who decides who gets a second chance?"

Exactly. Caitlyn did no better than Jinx. She knows it too. It tears her up inside—as it should!!! Besides, did she think Jinx wasn't going to eventually get out of Stillwater? Or was one of her options to let Jinx rot there until she died? Yeah, I'm sure your girlfriend would love that.

Now, let's get to the scene itself!

But first let me talk about what happened right before that—

Vi tries to get Jinx on her side, Jinx rejects her, and Vi watches her sister leave while being told by her that Vi "deserves to be happy" and not to "worry about her anymore".

Yikes.

People say that what happened next with Caitlyn was Vi "finally being selfish", but it just feels wrong to me. Don't get me wrong, Vi deserves to enjoy herself after everything that's been done to her; however, you aren't going to have normal, healthy, healing sex right after seeing a loved one leave you for good.

Trust me lol I've had enough grieving/traumatic experience to know that you can feel upset for hours and won't immediately be able to get into a happy mindset even if you find something to entertain yourself with. You can have people try to cheer you up and you feel a bit better, but you still feel that lingering horrible feeling inside that will eat at you for who knows how long. You could give me Steb wearing the cutest little red panties I have ever seen in my life and I'd still be sad while trying to eat him out. You need to give me that like a day or so AFTER my little breakdown cause I won't enjoy it right after crying about losing my sis.

Sidenote:

Someone please remind me to draw that.

It would take at least an hour for Vi to get back to normal with the way she was reacting. At least. Vi was in that cell for who knows how long, but she was still upset and rather vulnerable when Caitlyn found her. No doubt she needed more time to get herself together.

Okay, now, let's get to the scene itself!!!

Bro, don't fuck me while I'm crying unless I'm crying cause I'm laughing too hard or because of sexy overstimulation. Fuck me? Nah, fuck you.

"I choose wrong every time—and because of it. . . I've lost everyone."

"Did you really think I needed all the guards at the HexGates?"

SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT AWWWWWUUUPPPPPPP—anyway,

Your girl is clearly upset, grieving her lost relationship with her sister (and likely other loved ones shes lost like Vander/Warwick), feeling guilty, and clearly not in any type of good mood yet your first reaction is to smirk???? You think this is funny?? Now is not the time to tease, Ms. Dumbass.

Vi needs compassion and reassurance not. . . Whatever that was. Yes, showing that you knew all along and didn't do anything to stop her shows that you do care for her, but it also isn't what she needs. Caitlyn did not reassure her that Vi wasn't going to lose her so easily.

Mainly because if she did, that'd be a lie, but that's neither here nor there.

"Sorry to say, you've grown a bit predictable."

Girl, you are not sorry. Quit lying. I can smell the smoke coming off your pants, but I'm not getting the fire extinguisher.

Again, this isn't what Vi needs. Any therapist would be able to tell you that you should seek healthier coping mechanisms other than sex. Does cuddling not exist? Does making out and then putting a stop to it because you realize your girl is not in the right state of mind for this exist??? Seeking sex after feeling so vulnerable and horrible about yourself is in no way, shape, or form okay. Shit isn't cute.

Caitlyn, you are more of an animal than you realize.

"Listen! While you were gone, I. . . Saw someone."

All of a sudden you realize that you should stop things because you feel guilty, but that guilt isn't over letting your girl go down on you after being upset and grieving, but about. . . Having another girl while she was gone???? Girl, seriously, your priorities are wack.

She does hesitate for a moment once she sees VI's injury (I can't remember where the injury came from. I stg if it came from Caitlyn or whatever Caitlyn ordered her to do. . .) yet she continues on. There are multiple reasons why they shouldn't do it right then and there, but Caitlyn is so horny she lets Vi pleasure her.

The reasons:

1. Vi is not in the right place of mind, she just lost her sister. Please let her grieve.

2. That is a jail cell. After what happened to her, their first time should be somewhere comfortable. Vi deserves comfort. She deserves to be spoiled. You're in Piltover, Caitlyn has a mansion with a really good bed, but your first fuck is in a dirty jail cell??

3. That is a jail cell that contained her sister. Vi can't reclaim shit about having sex in a jail cell if it's a cell that contained her sister. If there was better writing, she'd feel guilty over having sex in the cell she lost her sister. Her guilt isn't going to immediately go away because of one fuck. That's not how it works. Wish it was, but it's not.

Can I also note that Vi is the one pleasuring Caitlyn and not the other way around? Maybe Vi prefers to eat out rather than be eaten, but I think it just speaks more to her always servicing others rather than servicing herself or being serviced. If the sex scene was gonna happen, at least show Vi being completely selfish and enjoying herself by showing Cait be the one to kiss her down to her coochie. Maybe she's a stone top, but she gives off switch vibes to me.

Fuck you, Cait. Always wanting things to benefit you.

(If it was me, I'd eat Vi out, but, again, that's neither here nor there. . . She's not even in my top favs. I just want the best for her cause I hate Caitlyn lol.)

"I'm feeling fantastic."

FUCK YOUUUU

Okay *drops mic* , rant over

She did nothing wrong

Lesbian created only to be an obstacle in someone else’s romance, be hated by the audience and die horribly ill always love you. You deserve better

guess

DAWG.

LMAOOOOO NOT THE FISH

I love seeing pics of Fish being used for Steb

Steb and loris version based on this art thats been going around on twt

"poor accountant" LMAOOO

Omg now I need sketches of random Zaunites working under ChemBarons (like Thieram) but working in an office setting, tired, and doing whatever

I say as I have not finished any previous sketch ideas and am so behind on classwork

Smeech & Heenot

I'M NOT DEAD!!!! Art block has been a bitch, but I've been doodling these two nonstop. Of course I get attached to the two characters that have the combined screentime of like quarter of an episode 😭😭

Smeech was a phenomenal villain for S2E2 however. He's a fugly rabid chihuahua with the charisma of a sleazy business man, gimme more

And the way he moves and jitters constantly with his mechanical body, gives such excellent crackhead energy

And Heenot, he got like 10 minutes in the spotlight but I loved every second of it. Old sickly Victorian nerd with red hair? Uuuuhm where was he this whole entire time pls

My boy deserves a bigger cult following, he's got the POTENTIAL PEOPLE!!!

So anyway, my favourite funny looking rat and his poor accountant!

I don't like how some of the gifs shown are NOT the same whatsoever

Caitlyn's vs Jinx's Target practice

Caitlyn is able to train alongside professionals and have a set-up that is no doubt larger than the size of a football field (remember: she was running and shooting targets during the competition) while Jinx has only her and the rest of the kids. Maybe there are a few adults who can guide them how to use a weapon, but she's not given the same resources as Jinx. Not to mention, Caitlyn's training to be an enforcer or, at the very least, for fun and as a hobby while Jinx does so to protect herself.

Cassandra's funeral vs Silco's funeral

Cassandra has a fancy casket, is surrounded by a crowd of people who mourn her, and has a whole fancy funeral arrangement while Silco . . . Silco gets dumped in a river. Again, Jinx is not given the same resources as Caitlyn. Cassandra's funeral is an organized event and you could argue that since Silco is a horrible man surrounded by people who want him for his power, he won't have a whole crowd at his funeral—that only emphasizes the differences between Jinx and Silco. Jinx wasn't able to grieve Silco with people she cared about while Caitlyn could.

Vi stopping Caitlyn vs her stopping Jinx

I'm not gonna defend what Jinx did cause she was shooting at Firelights, but the narrative has established that she was raised to be the violent person that she is. Look at the alternate universe for example—Powder restrains herself and is nowhere near as cruel. Caitlyn, on the other hand, was not raised to be so cruel. She was a much kinder person who didn't want violence to occur before her mother's death. Then she aimed her gun at a child in order to get revenge.

Caitlyn hurting Vi vs Jinx hurting Vi

How?? How is this comparable?? Caitlyn's reason to hurt Vi was selfish while Jinx's reason was selfless (and heavily misguided like girl please everyone just seek therapy). Caitlyn hurt Vi because Vi was trying to be her sense of reason and Cait was too deep in her grief to care. Vi didn't want Caitlyn to shoot at a child, so Cait hit her and tried to go after her sister to kill her only for revenge. Jinx, on the other hand, hurt Vi to do right by her sister. She hurt Vi to keep her in the cell and leave her life forever so Vi could be "happy".

Which is stupid cause if Ekko can start getting along with Jinx, then Caitlyn should've been as well if she weren't such an asshole. There was no reason to choose.

Caitlyn's posters vs Jinx's posters

They are kind of comparable, I'll admit, but I would like to point out that Caitlyn's posters were propaganda. Not only was she harming the topside AND undercity, she was trying to make it seem like this would somehow (??) unite them. How?? How was she going to create peace between Piltover and Zaun with the militant state she put the Topsiders in??? Jinx terrorized the undercity (through her helping Silco) though she did so because she was raised by him and isolated. Caitlyn terrorized both the topside and undercity. Jinx did so as well, but she's from the undercity, so obviously she won't care what happens to the topside. Honestly, me neither. Explode those enforcer tents, Jinx!! Caitlyn though??? Girl, you live in the topside. Why are you doing this to your own people???

"—account for your actions."

"No amount of good deeds can undo our crimes"

Um . . . Okay. . . So how are you gonna account for you becoming a dictator?? Cause no good deeds of trying to fix the undercity is gonna account for YOUR WAR CRIMES, so what are ya gonna do??

https://www.tumblr.com/stormikins/772768602476675072?source=share

same person different font.

theyll never be the same and jinx will always be better

Me after my mom asks what I'm doing in my room:

Nothing productive

I LOVE THIS FISH MAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

He's definitely a workaholic and I love him for it

I don't remember all my dream but

I had part of my dream include me having a pet worm like Mr. Drinkles (mind you I wasn't in the trolls universe and the rest of the dream was unrelated) and I saw on TV an AI vid with Mr.Dinkles being walked by Poppy on a sidewalk or maybe inside a mall and you could clearly tell it was AI and I just cried out "No! Mr. Dinkles!" cause I was upset about the AI on behalf of my worm

I keep on trying to dream about Viktor and Steb from Arcane but I'm having dreams of everyone BUT them???? Mr. Dinkles please!!!!1!1!

Also I once had a dream I was Sky Toronto's intern and he claimed to be an environmentalist but then he threw a brownie we got for free on the ground (which a lot of other people did—there was sm litter everywhere and the place was so pretty) but I ate mine and I snatched another off the ground because they were so good

I'm going to add this as a chapter to the AO3 fanfic series I've got in my head

You guys have no clue how much I hate Caitlyn 😋

I try to be nice and then I see Cait stans hating in Jinx or Maddie and it's just ABRFUSJSNSKS

vi shouldve been the one to fake her death and move out of piltover to escape her fuck ass relationship

Guys I need to write Arcane fanfiction cause likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

#lowkeyprojectingmytraumaontoJinx

the more I think about it

. . .the more I hate CaitVi and want to get rid of it entirely

I need an AU where Jinx and Vi never had their heartfelt family moment ruined by Caitlyn—the Firelights? Sure. Silco? Hopefully not, but it'd be really interesting.

I HATE PEOPLE CHOOSING THEIR LOVERS OVER THE PEOPLE THEY CLAIM/ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT!1!1!!1!1!1 AGRVEJSJSKODKDNDXO

This photo is funny to me so I'm posting it again

Haha not me tho my friends already have seen my irl low standards and my horrible reputation for liking stuff I shouldn't like,, me liking a fish man isn't a big deal compared to other stuff 😎

How am I supposed to talk to my friends about how much I love Steb if he's practically a fish

I don't need that kind of reputation...

Why are people allowed to only like Silco?? WHY CANT I LIKE BOTH THE EVIL MAN AND EVIL WOMAN?!!?1!1?1!1?!

LET ME LOVE EVILLLLLLLL!1!1!1!1!1

why is the "i can fix them" attitude only allowed until it's maddie nolen ?

stop the anti evil gingah agenda !!!

I love having eyes <3333

I think he does the cat thing where their third eyelid is still visible when you wake them up from a deep sleep

The sleeping mask is an absolutely wonderful addition to the Steb nation by @lilly-townshend I HAD to include it

Like give the girl a BREAK!!!

She deserves to be with someone who won't make her choose between familial love and romantic love, someone who supports her and her way of life!!! someone like gert

Vi just needs some peace after everything she's been through 💔

Anyways yeah CaitVi hater, I feel so at home here <333

people who claim others hate vi for not fucking w caitvi and how it played out are the most irritating and hypocritical people alive

because wtf do you mean you can see vi in this non reciprocal, toxic relationship where her self respect is imaginary to none, she's been practically colonized with zero identity, has been lobotomized by the narrative because they cant hold caitlyn accountable in any real way, has been turned into a literal lapdog and be okay with that? see that, be okay with it, and claim to love her character? will give over 10k likes to a drawing of her on her knees with a muzzle on under the boot of her dictator gf and claim to love her...

meanwhile some of us just want to see her character be respected, see her stand up for herself, see her be her own person but somehow WE hate her...girl bye...

I LOVE THISS GRRRRBWBSJENNEOSSOOSNSN!!!!?!!

Me:

Love it so far <333

Like the description of everything?? Phew I'm just eating it all up I feel almost sick from how much I ate it up

the first chapter of my really long fic about pianofish, their childhood together, really slow realization of their feelings for each other and just so much lore i've kept to myself for months.

Listen, I get why she'd cling onto the first person who practically saved her from who knows how much more time she'd spend in that hellhole (I'm much worse cause I'll cling onto whoever shows me just an inch of kindness) but no way am I abandoning my sister who was taken in and raised by a bad man over some hottie I barely know who later wants to kill my sister

No offense to Vi, but I guess I’m built different because I would choose my sister every time.

Steb, your existence would be much appreciated cause I'm low-key in pain and I feel my body slowly breaking down and I should probably ask a doctor about the pain in my side and the pain in my leg and probably the numbness I experience every once and a while like is that normal or should I—

Okay guys,,, this isn't funny. . .

Where's my sugar daddy?

Where's some random sexy stranger trying to save this pretty pink princess??

Where's my sweet, eccentric, odd, slightly concerning rich man to take me away from all this?!1!1?1!

I'm not made to do homework by myself with no friend sitting beside me also confused and needing help 😫😫

"If you have any questions, don't hesitate to speak up"

I'm hesitating omg I feel dumb but it's literally just me not working on it for more than a few hours with multiple distractions and breaks ugh

I feel a bit better that some other girl was struggling tho like lol I feel you girl thank god for you saying that you'll have to get a tutor cause me too 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Anyway gotta really pay attention to my zoom class rn but I don't think I'm even gonna bother cause I'll probs have to go back anyway cause I know nothing of how to do this engineering shit but I refuse to drop out cause I don't want to let the haters win

Oh, thank you,, thank you

A Lest x Mel shipper—now I've got an excuse to make my JayMelEloraSkyVik ship bigger---> LestJayMeloraSkyVik (MelOra? Melora?? MelElora??? idk)

Guys I am having so much fun imagining just how big of a ship name I can make

I love love <333 romance polluting the air everywhere <33333333 (everyone's choking on it)

You: Mel gives her girlfriend flowers when she's down, I wish you'd do that too now and then

Sevika: Sure

Sevika: *gives Lest flowers*

Lest: thank you but why...?

Sevika: I am just as confused as you are.

Omg samesies!!

No wonder I want that cookie so bad

Being that im a pisces, i think that me liking Steb is...normal 🙂‍↕️

I'm gonna need someone to draw this cause I'm imagining her happily braiding his fur but she's braiding his fur so tight and he's sitting there with tears in his eyes, not saying anything to let her stay happy

isha would braid heimerdingers fur.

This is too funny I need more modern au/Twitter au Vi and Loris

Found this on reddit and thought I would share.

I cannot function and go about my day to day life

why must I go to college? why must I go to work? why can't I be the malewife of an eccentric billionaire who loves me strangely but it's ok cause he's rich and hot and I'm the only one who can put up with it?

I WANT TO JUST DRAW STEB, THINK ABOUT STEB, DREAM OF STEB, EAT STEB WITHOUT FEELING ANY GUILT OR BEING HELD BACK BY RESPONSIBILITIES—-------

My beloved <333

(until I find a new man to obsess over)

Honestly sort of kinda maybe hc the same for Steb

There's so much misinformation/misunderstandings about Zaunites (Jayce saying they're dangerous and Caitlyn telling Vi she thought Vi was 'different') and because of the different lives Piltovians and Zaunites have (enforcers protecting Topsiders and not Zaunites/the corruption only Zaunites can see, the different infrastructure, the pollution in the undercity, etc etc) that Steb would likely be a bit judgy, but he's got a righteous heart and would protect everyone regardless of where they're from

I need to make a head canon post of Steb cause there's just so much I can talk about with him

I'm honestly kind of sick of everyone making steb out to be this guy who wants to make a difference and became an enforcer to make enforcers better. No. I personally head cannon him to not like messes so he would be a little judgemental and disgusted by a lot of things zaunites do. (This mainly became a hc because of the kinda judgy look he gave vi and Maddie when they shook hands and the way he kicked the empty bottles) having said this I still think he cares about zaunites because he's a medic and even if he might be grossed out by then at times, they are still living beings and he will treat them with as much respect as he would a regular civilian

Reblogging bc Steb is hawt 🗣️‼️‼️

Sometimes I wonder how Steb felt as a medic having to use The Grey, whether he felt guilty and unable to refuse because Caitlyn was his superior, whether he did so reluctantly because he heard of the plans the councilors had with waging war on the undercity, whether he agreed because he figured that Jinx and Silco would cause more damage both to Piltover and the undercity—did he feel guilt afterwards hearing that Jinx wasn't captured? Did he feel responsible for the people in Piltover inhaling The Gray? Did he wonder if any innocent Zaunites were injured during the gassing? If all the people who he and the Strike Team hurt were truly evil or if they were forced into working for Silco and the Chem Barons because they didn't have any other option?

Steb is so smokin' and I'm dreaming of eating his fish stick 😋

'why does everyone care about loris/steb, they're just background character and barely had any screen time'

have you considered that other people have imagination? and that they can see good in people's faces without the need for words? that they are capable of imagining what a character would be like outside of the few scenes they're in, just from subtle expressions and details about their personality? that some of us don't need to know someone to see that they are worthy of kindness and love and attention?

have you considered that they're hot

Im gonna create a mini paper body pillow of him and have a photo of him in my office because I have no husband but he's close enough to one that it fits

He's lucky he's not real

brainrotting

I need a life-sized cutout of Steb who can watch me while I sleep.

The way I'd be staring it down, biting my lips and kicking my feet while twirling my hair omggggg

#NEEDHIM

If he was real I would never let him out of my sight or be more than 20 feet away from me

Hope some of you guys enjoy this bc hardly anyone else on my TikTok or Insta did <3333

Honestly it was kind of fun to do, but I now understand why some people only wrote the name of characters instead of adding pictures cause omg it was too much work—mind you this was originally 5-6 mins but I deleted vids cause of the temporary tiktok ban and bc capcut was shut down

Oh, and this was supposed to be way better quality but I had to rush it bc, again, TikTok and capcut was going down