Maglor: Where's Maitimo!?
Beleg: I'll do you one better, who is Maitimo?!
Celegorm: I'll do you one better! Why is Maitimo?
nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up
Elendil : "what do the elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermelons?"
Oropher : "they called them dead. Because Fëanor killed them"
Oropher : "BURN...."
Celebrimbo's spirit : ....
Gil Galad :....
Elrond :.....
Thranduil :....
Isildur : ....
Gil Galad : "FOR GOD'S SAKE OROPHER-
Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.
Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
20+ Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Good
"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo
bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*
sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.
Broken
I drew this after seeing @voronovo-gnezdo finrod in this broken doll style here ! ❤️
Update! Fingon version is here !!
Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!
Thor: Morning human
Clint: Good morning
Steve: Good Morning!
Bruce: good morning.
Natasha: Good morningg
Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.
Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.
Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.