Something Something About Curufin Really Resembling Fëanor. Sometimes Curufin Catches His Brothers Looking

"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

20+ Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Good

Sauron, watching someone run like a bat out of hell from Ungoliant: haha what a fucking idiot

Sauron:

Sauron: wait. that's my idiot!

Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"

Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? 

Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. 

Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits. 

Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

tolkien fans: "omg you HAVE to read the silmarillion so you can know about my poor little baby blorbo finwenduwë"

the blorbo in question:

Haleth: heavy is the chest that bears the tits, or however that saying goes.

Caranthir: ...not like that.