Winters: We’re a perfectly normal family
Luz: *playing 7 nation army with forks hitting the piano*
Liebgott: *setting David’s clothes on fire*
Roe: *praying in the corner while Babe tries to “cut” his hair*
Winters: Yep! Perfectly Norma-! LEWIS NIXON PUT DOWN THE VODKA ITS 11 IN THE MORNING
winters, showing nixon the eagle's nest wine cellar: nix can have a little vat 69, as a treat
Babe, waking up at 12 am: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
Babe, waking up at 9 am: IT’S STILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Ronald Speirs: Holy shit, it's a piggy bank!
Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*
Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*
Drive through attendant: Uh...
Babe: Or is Jack off?
Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*
Speirs and Lipton are That Couple™ and Nixon is developing diabetes.
Incorrect quote by @david-sharkthot-webster
Liebgott: I’m gonna drag you through hell
Webster: does that mean we get to hold hands??
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
Some memes picked freshly off the Lieutenantaceface vine
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***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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