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Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.
Lipton: You were IMPALED!
Speirs: It was a large splinter.
I think bob fandom need this
Lipton: Look, you don't want Speirs to die. And I don't want Speirs to die. So let's work together to make sure Speirs doesn't want Speirs to die.
Nix: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Speirs
Speirs: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.
Nixon: ...
Nixon: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Lipton: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.
Liebgott: I sleep with a bat by my pillow
Luz: weak, I sleep with my rifle
Lipton: you’re both pathetic
Nixon: [not paying attention, taking a sip of coffee] tell ‘em, Lip
Liebgott: what do you sleep with?
Lipton: Speirs
Nixon: [spits out coffee]
Speirs and Lipton are That Couple™ and Nixon is developing diabetes.
Incorrect quote by @david-sharkthot-webster