Ron Speirs: Synonyms Are So Weird, Because If You Invite Someone To Your Cottage In The Forest, That

easy company as things i have on my phone : pt 2

shifty

martin

bull

speirs ( @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant knows )

dike

luz

malarkey

perconte

Tom Hanks and Spielberg did all of us dirty because they didn’t show Ronald Speirs in PT gear honestly…yeah yeah we got basically all of Easy Company but where is Speirs is shorts short mhhhh??

Where is it Tom

Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.

Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-

Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN

Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*

Speirs: What did you do?

Luz: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me...

Speirs: What. Did. You. Do?

Luz: Okay, first, I was minding my own business—

Speirs: [slams his hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Luz: I WAS!

Beauty

Babe: Hey, Gene! Guess what?

Babe: I’m baby.

Eugene: What?

Babe, grinning: I’m baby.

Eugene:

Eugene: But... I thought you were Babe.

Babe, waking up at 12 am: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!

Babe, waking up at 9 am: IT’S STILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!

In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.

Eugene Roe Cute Cajun Prince

(insp.)

I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fuckinging life.

Happy Joe Toye Day 2020!