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Lewis Nixon:

Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.

Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*

Winters: I don’t know either.

shifty: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

speirs: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed

shifty:

lipton: look what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot

Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”

I made a Band of Brothers trailer for fun, and now it’s making me want to rewatch the series 😭✌🏼

music: dauntless - vhpr

clips: band of brothers, hbo

Speirs: [Pulls out a knife]

Luz: Oh no.

Speirs: [Opens a box with it]

Luz: Oh okay.

Speirs: [Pulls a gun out of the box]

Luz: Oh no!

Liebgott : I could kill you if I wanted to , Webster

Webster : Yeah? So could another human being.

Liebgott :

Webster : So could a dog.

Liebgott :

Webster : So could a dedicated duck.

Liebgott :

Webster : You aren’t special , Liebgott.

Doc, telling Toye to keep his feet dry

Toye: How do you know what’s good for me?

Doc: T H A T ’ S M Y O P I N I O N!!!!!!!

Toye: 👁👄👁

Nearby Germans: 👁👄👁

Malarkey: *running and yelling into the barracks* HEY! HEY!

Lipton, whispering: shhh Doc is finally asleep

Malarkey, whispering: sorry, my bad...

Lipton, whispering: so what’s up?

Malarkey, whispering: there’s a fire

Babysitter Speirs: *hiding in the bathroom with a glass of wine*

Easy Company: *screaming and destroying the house*

Speirs, to the camera: Lipton is out of town, and I desperately needed a drink to get through the rest of the night. So I’m hiding in the bathroom, having a drink. Is that wrong?

Probably Luz: *breaking something expensive upstairs*

Speirs: They don’t ever go away. They want everything you have.

Speirs: *points camera under the door*

Shifty: *on the ground, staring through the crack curiously*

Speirs: See? He follows me everywhere.

Shifty: Hi.

Shifty: Hi.

Speirs: Hi.

Speirs: [stomping back from enemy lines]

Smol baby replacements, in awe: Daddy?

Speirs, eyes narrowing: DO I LOOK LIKE—

Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*

Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..

Nixon: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Webster: I would say infinitesimally.

Liebgott: Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Speirs: [stomping back from enemy lines]

Smol baby replacements, in awe: Daddy?

Speirs, eyes narrowing: DO I LOOK LIKE—

Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*

Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..

[ at a USO rager ]

Winters: *over the music* ANYONE SEE A RECYCLING BIN ANYWHERE?

Roe, even louder: OR SIZZUHS?

shifty powers: im a simple fellow. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour.

Speirs: Oh, anyone care for a smoke?

Replacements:

Lipton, glaring at him: You better don’t.

[ the midst of battle ]

Speirs, looking down at his feet: What the hell? Yo hold your fire, hold your fire!

Easy Company: *halting, confused*

Speirs: Somebody left an ice cube in my foxhole and it melted and now my sock’s all wet.

Speirs, swinging his gun: Basically who the fuck wanna die—

Speirs: *dodging grenades, limboing under bayonets, swerving bullets, rolling across tanks, and running through enemy lines*

Speirs: Parkour.

Speirs: What did you do?

Luz: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me...

Speirs: What. Did. You. Do?

Luz: Okay, first, I was minding my own business—

Speirs: [slams his hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Luz: I WAS!

Roe, guiding Skinny to the Jeep after giving him morphine: Ok be careful. Don’t step in that foxhole.

Skinny: *staggering around*

Roe, pointing to the hole: To the left!

Skinny, mumbling in a daze: Take it back now y’all.

Roe, swerving him around it: Criss cross.

Skinny, about to pass out: Cha cha real smooth.

Roe, almost at the Jeep: Need to rest? Deep breaths. Hands on your knees, hands on your knees.

Skinny, literally unconscious: ...Get funky with it.