[ at a USO rager ]
Winters: *over the music* ANYONE SEE A RECYCLING BIN ANYWHERE?
Roe, even louder: OR SIZZUHS?
Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.
Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.
Winter: Lip, gather the others, we need to have another Luz-is-doing-somethlng-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-hlm-before-he-hurts-someone convention .
Band of Brothers: Albert Blithe died from his wounds in 1948
Blithe: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!
Band of Brothers: Sometimes we can still hear his voice
@scrapeduppalms
Speirs: You may all ask me one (1) question. That's it. Make it count.
Babe: Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers?
Speirs:
Speirs: What?
Babe: I want to write loud numbers.
this is all I can think about
Sobel: Winters, they will find you guilty, the sentence is death. Youโll be hung at dawn.
Nixon: HEโS ALREADY HUNG
Winters: Excuse me while I punch my boyfriend
Roe: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about George Luz!
Babe: But you told me to get it out of my system.
Roe: I had no idea how much you had in your system!
websterโs favorite shark is the whale shark i take no criticism
spot the difference challenge 2020
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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