Frank Perconte: I Am Very Small.

Krauts: GET YO DOG

Winters, deadfaced: it don't bite

Speirs: *is shooting Krauts left and right*

Krauts: YES IT DO

so long, gay hawkeye compilation (part 1) (part 2)

Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

Babe, explaining love languages to Liebgott: … so, like, my love language is physical touch, but Gene’s is acts of service.

Liebgott:

Babe: What’s your love language?

Liebgott: Physical touch.

Babe: Punching doesn’t count.

Toye: What’s up with Babe?

Guarnere: Doc giggled.

Babe, laying on the floor: hE-!!!

Winters: What are you drinking Nix?

Nixon: Tea?

Winters: [spraying water at him] What are you drinking?

Nixon: Tea-quila…

Babe: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Roe: I got a solid eight minutes.

Roe: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry

In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.

im here for hc that harry - bless his sweet irish soul - is completely blind that his two best friends are very much in love. And i mean like OBLIVIOUS. And everyone else knows that they are a couple and its not even a secret but harry just doesnt see it. Here are examples of what i mean:

- nix and dick are sitting on the sofa, nix attentivly listening to dick, one hand playing with dick’s hair. Harry dismisses it as ‘look, dick works late, he probably has a headache and nix is massaging his head’

- nix and dick are holding hands. Harry says dick often holds nix by the hand probably because the latter would just wonder off god knows where without supervision

- nix and dick are sleeping in the same bed. “Lip you are kidding me, right, sharing a bed doesnt mean anything. I mean the other day i caught you and Ron sleeping on the couch, next thing i know you will be telling me that the two of you are a thing”

Lip: