Ranboo: I CAN'T DO IT!

Ranboo: I like how some instant ramen packs are like, “for better taste, add fresh vegetables and scallions!~ uwu ~ ”

Ranboo: I’m eating ramen at 3am, I’m here because I DONT HAVE ANY FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY

Gabriel: ABCDEFGHIJK-

Gabriel: L!

Lucifer: Why did you say the alphabet to figure out what came after K?

Gabriel: ....

Micheal: You’re an archangel Gabriel.

Raphael: Seriously, get it together.

Gabriel: FIRST OFF, YOU TELL ME WHATS AFTER P AND SECOND, ITS HARD OK!

Micheal, Lucifer, Raphael: Q. The answer is Q.

Gabriel: OH FUCK OFF!

aftermath / encanto

It had been a few hours since Bruno’s return to Casita. The Madrigals were currently dispersed, helping the townsfolk move bricks to make some semblance of walls. In one corner of the remnants of Casita, Bruno was tucked away.

Maybe things will be okay.

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rating: teen and up (not kid friendly!) (camilo uses the f-word)

hurt/comfort (more comfort than hurt)

camilo uses they/them pronouns

camilla the rat makes an appearance

(also fair warning I am very much white and do not speak spanish, any advice/comments would be much appreciated!)

(ao3 link)

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Keep reading

"Goodbye L'Manburg. You were a terrible idea to begin with, but at least you tried."

-Ranboo, the best fucking charcter on the SMP change my mind

Theo in BH: I want Void Stiles...

Derek 1000 or more miles away, bolts awake from slumber with cold sweat, sensing a disturbance in the force, booking the first direct flight back to BH, then calling Stiles: Who the fuck are you with right now?

DSMP Characters as cc!Ranboo quotes

Sam: “no juice for those who live in solitude”

Tommy: “so like… when is it my turn to be happy?”

Badboyhalo: “if you’re listening to an inspirational speaker your life is probably not good”

Technoblade: “actually i haven’t done anything wrong ever and you can ask my apologists about that” (bonus: “pickaxe power”)

Quackity: “don’t quote me on that because i am right” (bonus: “dont run with scissors except for when you do”)

Dream: “this ones double sided!” (bonus: “all the nuts and the wrenches are just loose in the box”)

George:  *spins in a chair doing absolutely nothing for five minutes*

Sapnap: “i feel the overwhelming urge to scream at every single moment”

Tubbo: “is this a detonator? this looks like i could just press the button and– *presses button*”

Fundy: “avoid daddys love!”

Punz: “what i want you to do if you sponsor me is give me free stuff and then require me to never talk about your product again”

Wilbur: “yeah- more more more power poWER POWER”

Philza: “i am going to KILL my own child.” (bonus: “do not pay to adopt me”)

Puffy: “im pretty sure i can just do this. *fails* nope never mind i cannot do that.”

Foolish: “as long as they help us make tastier cakes i really do not mind having my soul taken. [pause] i do mind having my soul taken actually.” (bonus: “how did you die so quickly?”)

Jack: “woah there i bet you didn’t expect me to come from the floor”

Ranboo: “take deep breaths? i am… dying already”

Bonus Alyssa bc idk who she is but she used to be on the server: “i need to stop playing minecraft”

jack: why do people go to college?

sam: to learn things related to the careers they want to have, and to learn about themselves.

jack: i wanna go to college!!!

sam, crying: im so p rouD

He needs a name

Sinners by Lauren Aquilina is what The Captain deserved.

Assigning (some) BBC Ghosts characters songs with no explanation (Based on my playlist), to feed my hyperfixation.

Captain: War of Hearts-Ruelle, Little Miss Perfect-Taylor Louderman, Let me Down Slowly-Alec Benjamin

Allison: Vampire-Olivia Rodrigo

Fanny: Labour- Paris Paloma, Nymphology-Melanie Martinez, Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds

Thomas: Average-Sushi Soucy, The Knife in my Back-Alec Benjamin, Cry Baby-Melanie Martinez, The Lakes-Taylor Swift

Kitty: Candy-Robbie Williams, The Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds

Dean: I'm trash

Castiel: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Dean: :D

Gabriel:

Gabriel: Sam, I'm trash.

Sam: I know bitch I can't find an effective way to get rid of you either