Ppl Love To Talk About How Zuko Radiates Warmth Like A Space Heater Without Ever Mentioning The Crucial

ppl love to talk about how zuko radiates warmth like a space heater without ever mentioning the crucial factor which is this: if he controls his body temperature, then he is clearly doing that on purpose, because he knows that it means people will cuddle him. everyone thinks they are taking advantage of his body heat without ever stopping to consider that he is the one on the receiving end of all of this affection. you fools. you stepped right into his diabolical plan to maximize hugs. oh, you dimwits. his scheme worked perfectly and you’re all none the wiser.

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4 years ago

Dean: *sitting on the floor* Guys the floor is lava!

Dean: *jumps on the sofa*

Sam: *puts his feet up onto the love seat from where they were on the floor and continues reading his book*

Gabriel: * gets off the sofa and lies face up on the floor*

Dean: Gabe the floor is lava

Gabriel: I know, I welcome the sweet relief of death.

Sam: Gabe are you okay?

Gabriel: What do you think, I’m never okay life is meaningless.

Dean: Gabe get on the fucking sofa.

Gabriel: *flips onto the rug* There, I’m not on the floor.

Dean: *sighs* Fuck you Gabe.


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3 years ago

stiles: If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least invite me

stiles: I hate that son of a bitch, too


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2 years ago

It’s so funny that the three people who canonically find Dazai #relatable are Mori, Fyodor, and Verlaine.

What an insane lineup of horrible men. I think that alone would make me change my entire personality if I were him. First everyone finds him incredibly annoying and then those motherfuckers show up and are like “actually, no, Dazai’s great. He just gets me.” I’d be reconsidering all of my life decisions.


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3 years ago

Wilbur Soot: Hey Tubbo, have you seen Tommy around?

Tubbo: No, what's up?

Wilbur: Tommy messaged me saying "I hate men women are poggers" and I answered back "You're a man though" and he replied "I can fix this, give me a minute" so I asked him half an hour ago what he meant by that, and he still hasn't answered.

Wilbur: I'm not worried about him or anything, but I still don't know what that means.

Tubbo: It means he needs a minute to fix it :3

Wilbur: Yes but what does that mean???

Tubbo: I dunno how to explain it better, Bossman, he just needs a minute to fix the problem.

Wilbur: ...Forget it. Ranboo-

Ranboo: Just give him a minute Wilbur, he'll fix it :3


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2 years ago

Jaskier: I'll get over it, I just have to be dramatic first.


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