Magic (8 Ball) Mike

derek: stiles, you don’t have any skeletons in your closet right?

stiles: do you mean literally or figuratively?

derek: honestly, the fact that I have to specify at all is what makes me worried.

““i could just listen to ranboo talk all fucking day””

— wilbur soot the beloved

either i relate to him a little to much or enoch from mphfpc is autistic

Charlie: This meeting wasn't about suicide prevention, but maybe it should be...

Brynjolf: Alright lass, as a member of the the thieves guild, you can’t kill anyone.

Dragonborn: *is leader of the Dark Brotherhood* Okay, got it.

Cicero: *loudly* LET’S KILL SOMEONE!!! :D

if they could actually interact in the show this would be real

varian and lance strongbow from tangled have the same VAs as ozzie and lucifer so we should all redraw this... yea

I can't move🥺

Cicero HC: the man can “turn off” the crazy, if in any situation you need him to be completely deadpan he will be, his voice drops like 5 octaves. Ofc he’s pretending and will probably slip up back into his sillyness if he has to do it for too long, but it’s terrifying how normal he can seem.

Stiles: Being a human is so confusing because you are basically an animal with a soul, so sometimes you're like, "am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?" Impossible to tell.

Derek, kissing the top of his head: Pancakes?

Stiles, smiling: Pancakes.

Gabriel: ABCDEFGHIJK-

Gabriel: L!

Lucifer: Why did you say the alphabet to figure out what came after K?

Gabriel: ....

Micheal: You’re an archangel Gabriel.

Raphael: Seriously, get it together.

Gabriel: FIRST OFF, YOU TELL ME WHATS AFTER P AND SECOND, ITS HARD OK!

Micheal, Lucifer, Raphael: Q. The answer is Q.

Gabriel: OH FUCK OFF!