Latest Posts by swissprimerib - Page 2

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

What about the second toad tower fall? With the big laser cannon. Most likely far more deadly

I imagine the fall of toad tower during reunion was the closest thing amphibians got to their own version of 9/11

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

Rating the accuracy of amphibian names:

Sprig: 0/10 he is a frog boy, not a sprig of anything

Hop pop: 3/10 I just feel like he doesn't hop enough to justify the name

One eyed Wally: 10/10 shit man that's exactly the number of eyes he has

an aroace, aro, or ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex”

non aro/ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex” (they’re about to use it to justify shipping/discriminating against aro/ace people)

so uhhhh i really like fern lol

late night Adventure Time thoughts: the genuine love that Finn always has for alternate versions of himself means so, so much to me

His refusal to hurt Farmworld Finn, despite knowing that he is putting the entire multiverse in grave danger

The way he mourns for Finn Sword after accidentally shattering him, which in itself was done in a desperate attempt to save him from being used against his will to commit evil deeds

And of course, Fern. Who, despite trying to literally murder him multiple times, Finn only ever shows unwavering compassion towards

As someone who struggles a lot with intense self-hatred, there’s just something so….heartbreakingly beautiful to me, about Finn seeing these other versions of himself, who share his love and his pain and his courage and his torment, and immediately and unconditionally offering them love.

Finn saying “You are me, and therefore I love you” has left a huge impact on me, and it encourages me to try, against all odds, to do the same.

Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

candace flynn is a lot like sisyphus if you think about it

+pro about the upcoming Terraria 1.4.5 update: the banners are getting a separate menu so they don't clog inventory thank christ

-con about the upcoming Terraria 1.4.5 update: they're fixing the Hell tower/penis banner fuck lmao

People don't think about just how big the moon is. The core was outputting enough force to send the moon STRAIGHT down. Not just alter its orbit. Straight, directly down. And Anne, even with just one of the stones, was holding up a significant portion of that. Honestly, even with just one stone, she could probably hold her own against The Titan's full power.

For my own amusement I have to ask, who do you think wins the one v one? Calamity Anne (THT) or Titan Luz(WAD). Personally I think Anne clears

oooh i’m not sure

bc we have to remember the titan was powerful enough to give sentient life and magic to everything that evolved on his corpse, but he also only had a fraction of magic left to give luz.

and anne was extremely powerful but not strong enough on her own to stop the core, either. if she had all three stones she would sweep, easily, because that was the whole thing— all three stones can defeat anything.

it’d also depend whether luz has stringbean or not, because i don’t think she could fly without her, whereas anne can fly on her own, even partially charged.

and obviously it’s a hypothetical but i can’t imagine them ever fighting each other like that anyway lmao so it’s hard to say. i’m a luz & anne best friend truther

but if the hypothetical is when they’re both at their fullest solo potential, luz has stringbean, and anne only has her stone, i think it’s a fairly even match.

i would probably give anne a bit of an edge because luz had eda and king to kind of reinforce her powers— and anne had marcy and sasha ofc, but she still had the whole scene to herself where she effortlessly took down the space bots. luz ripped belos free by herself, but she needed backup to get there, so it’s kind of a parallel. but when it comes down to it, luz finished the battle on her own, whereas anne couldn’t finish it without the other two stones, so i think they kind of even each other out.

It's been super overshadowed by the egg changes, but they actually fixed the sheep changes in the same snapshot. No more unnatural colours, just brown and black sheep in warm and cold biomes respectively. And they fixed the face and sheared wool always being white, so now it's the right colour like on bedrock.

ok im forgiving mojang for the stupid sheep change because the spawn egg change is cute as hell. i mean some of the pixel art is mediorce but like the concept? a+ chefs kiss look at the little ears on the fox spawn egg. incredible decision no notes.

parking lot comic con family + amity but what if she was texan

can’t think of anything else to do so. have my house in minecraft

dude i’m so proud of it

In college someone asks Anne if she's an entomology major and she says "no, my hungry ass could never take a bug class lol" like that's a normal thing to say

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Yeah, of course. Sasha and Marcy are dumb too.

Btw if you headcanon Sasha & Marcy as "the smart ones" and Anne as dumb........... I think you need to make better choices, friend

To lil Petey, Dog Man, Petey,

Do u like Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil & Gravity Falls? :3

Later...

actually fucking tragic more people don't know about infinity train, the animated kids show that aired on cartoon network, where the season two transgender allegory protagonist straight up brutally murders a cop onscreen.

their dynamic is everything to me

the fact that sprigs name used to be weed will never not be funny to me. imagine in true colors marcy goes “i gave you weed” lmaooo

Tumblr is giving me the craziest ads. What the fuck is this. What does this even mean? Is witchcraft genetic?

Saw this and knew what I had to do

No context

Note- I think I figured out reblogs. I will now start reblogging things. Ok here goes.

literally anything else will kill the patient. she needs black bean quesadilla to live

Headcanoning Clover with the flattest tone of voice and that's why they fumbled every joke they made. Clover says their name is Gunhat and Flowey takes that at face value. Clover jokingly introduces themself when Martlet is asking for Red's name and Martlet specifies that she wasn't talking to them. Clover half-jokingly, half-sarcastically asks for another fall through the elevator shaft and Ceroba gets concerned that they knocked their head. Fumble after fumble after fumble

Having this empty void here to shout my thoughts into is really helping me learn which thoughts should stay inside. Just a moment ago I thought about shouting something stupid and long winded, and now I'm shouting this instead. Thanks, void.