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Stanley: Which is correct, 7 and 5 IS thirteen, or 7 and 5 ARE thirteen?
Narrator: Neither
Narrator: Because it's twelve
Stanley: I made tea
Narrator: I don't want tea
Stanley: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea
Narrator: Then why are you telling me?
Stanley: It's a conversation starter
Narrator: That's a lousy conversation starter
Stanley: Oh is it? We are conversing. Checkmate
Happy Fourth of July possibly Humans!!
Since today is important in some part of the world, enjoy this picture of Toby
Like this? Then you'll love the next picture. It is the same picture but
✨️ Cursive ✨️
(Not really Cursive because who does that??)
Make sure to stay tuned to. . . Nothing. It is a miracle that I posted anything today.
Indead it does. I can just imagine him going online and buying a complete set to match the shoes. And I mean a complete set including:
1. A chicken helmet with cross eyed visors and a voice modulator to sound like the rubber chicken
2. A rubber chicken chestplate(??)
3. Thick chicken thigh pants
He would parade around in his armor riding a T-rex and troll the unfortunate au that manages to catch his gaze. Cross will also be there to help steal tacos and cookies for the two of them.
It suits him very well
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!!!
May your birthday be punny and filled with joy.
Now in order to celebrate sans's birthday correctly, here is a list of punny websites:
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8. https://www.redbubble.com/life/plant-puns/
9. https://www.scarymommy.com/fire-puns-jokes
10. https://www.thoughtco.com/chemistry-element-jokes-606028
11. https://eternalarrival.com/snow-winter-puns-instagram-captions/
12. https://thoughtcatalog.com/maria-monrovia/2018/06/space-puns/
13. https://www.scarymommy.com/history-jokes-puns/amp#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16804171465194&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com
And Lastly,
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537274165
Happy Birthday Breaking Bad!
Look, I won't say much on this post. That is because their is nothing that I can say to summarize this shows greatness. It is beautiful. It is flamboyant. It is one of the best things I have ever watched. I am done now.
Merry Christmas Everyone!!
...Or Holidays if you don't celebrate Christmas...
Anyway!! I have a small Christmas sketch for the holidays! :p
Introducing... GIYUU!! I put a lot of time and effort into this 7 second drawing. I mean, look at his face! It take a few tries to make it look that depressing. I'll try to get something done by the new year to make it extra special. If I don't, expect more of my fabulous sketches ✨️
Made a flower for today
That's all
Nooo! Wally! I wanna help him so badly!
AH-
!blood warning!
Sometimes Home gets violent when controlling the sleeping neighbors...They might end up hurting themselves or others! But Home can't control them for a long time, after a while they become motionless again. (nightstuck au!!)
Song: Late afternoon drifting - The Caretaker
Hey guys 👋
How are you today?
Yeah, I'm still alive.
The Tumblr Trauma
I-is that….
MOOD.
I wholeheartedly agree with that one. No way Luke would wear things like that intentionally. I mean that man has a true pure boy energy (and actually is one, which is sad cause life does not do exceptions and look what it did to him). And he grew up on a freaking dust ball of a planet where peak fashion you see is hutts slaves wardrobe choices!
Yes, he is a Skywalker, and we all know that Skywalkers are always about the Drama (TM) and meaningful looks (even if it's cinemas fault). Which Luke certainly shares. And yes, jedis in general have their own culture and style.
So far the worst we've seen were Darth Vader and Kylo Ren. Cause they need to be intimidating and make people aware who is the Bad Guy around here. Next comes Leia with her political career. She must be aware of her appearance. And only then comes Luke with his simple Jedi look with some meaning behind it. Only in color btw. And that's it. The worst we've seen him was Dramatically (TM) taking off his hood.
So yes, I believe Luke is a true Skywalker, therefore a true Drama Queen, but more in action department than fashion one.
Leia and Luke are too practical to actually participate in real FASHHHHHION. But they both can and will do styles cause they know the power of proper look. It may as well be Force related thing cause they know what effect it causes.
ANYWAY, all of it does not necessarily make Luke do NOT wear Chanel Boots.I present you the idea of him wearing them ACCIDENTALLY!
Just like he ended up running around in that yellow jacket. What if he has on idea what are those clothes cause he was given them at some point and was like, oh they feet and are quite comfy to wear and fight in, thank you very much I will certainly wear them! And next time he strides in some Leias politician party/snake nest and everyone goes OH SHIT internally. Because Channel boots are what they are and they make Luke look really nice and he still a jedi and a pure boy with a power to crush you. So. While Luke definitely has no real understanding why people around him react like this, but they do and it helps him help Leia so why not.
The only culprit behind this disaster must be Han, who will laugh right until Leia comes down at him, but won't stop gifting Luke discreet fashion shit. And Luke will certainly find out at some point and OH WOW that explains everything. He will either have no care in the world or make Han stop cause it ruins his reputation as a jedi and teacher.
So yeah. I once again stress it that Luke is not that kind of human, who will care about fashion. As a crack this headcanon is fine, otherwise it is not.
Yes, Luke how I see him is a Little Shit. Is a Drama Queen because of it. He may be ace or gay or whatever. But he is not a sucker for fashion. Just. Not.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk, bye
i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i lo-
Sketch dump?
Ofc! Fair warning, they’re all arcane and they’re all super low quality tho.
face reveal for my moots that don’t follow me on insta <33