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the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way
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A few minutes later
Worker on the P.A: will a Reginald Crane come pick up their child at the front desk?
*the gang goes shopping*
Reginald: okay, Phoenix, no wandering off. In order to keep you out of trouble, one of us will be holding your hand at all times so you can't leave.
Phoenix: *looking down at both of their empty hands ten minutes later when everyone else got distracted and walked away* ... Hm...
Phoenix: *slips away from the group so quietly no one notices* a shadow in the night.