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Cop: You’re recieving a ticket for having three people on a bike.
Blue: Shit.
Green: Wait three??
Cop: Yeah??
Red: Oh Hylia- VIO FELL OFF!!!!
And thus, Triforce heroes was born.
Vio: I swear to the goddess, I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Shadow, Blue, Green, and Red: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Green: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Red: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great!
Green: not when you’re playing with Vio. They put in words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”.
Vio: Shadow is our shadow, and he is my brother!
Random hylian: he’s worked with Vaati! He’s destroyed thousands of homes!
Green: He’s adopted…
Blue: I don’t have brothers.
Red and Green: Then what are we to you?!?
Vio, joining in with Blue: Headaches.