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The Fsa/Fs version:
Green: Take them and make lemonade!!
Red: Make lemon cake!
Blue: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.
(Or alt;
Blue: You have f#cking lemons, man! What the hell is wrong with all of you?! )
Vio: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*
Erune: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
Ganon: Throw them like rocks!
Zelda: make lemon tea!
Shadow: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
Vaati: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.
Tingle: Sell those lemons!
Vaati: Shad-ow, I know how we're going to defeat the Hero once and for all!
Shadow: Let me guess. We're going to kidnap Princess Zelda.
Vaati: No! We're going to steal from him the source of his power! And then we will use it against him.
Shadow: His Piece of the Triforce?
Vaati: Foolish fool! The Triforce is not the source of his power, his power comes from (close-up on Vaati) ...his pointy hat!
Shadow: Seriously.
Vaati: Yeeees! Come, Shad-ow, let us attain his pointy hat!
Shadow: I guess I have nothing better to do today.
Vio: I swear to the goddess, I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Shadow, Blue, Green, and Red: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Vio: Shadow is our shadow, and he is my brother!
Random hylian: he’s worked with Vaati! He’s destroyed thousands of homes!
Green: He’s adopted…