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More Zekina Headcanons (Mostly Romantic, Some Are Just Headcanons for Them as Characters)

1. Zeke eats a lot of food with garlic in it to prepare himself for a vampire strike. (side note, the fact that vampires are one of the things Zeke dreads at night ((revealed in "Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien")) is interesting when you think about "Vampire Disco Death Dance". That boy dreads vampires, but he's still the first to finally get himself and the others to finally watch the movie with Tina. That's just really sweet to do despite his fear. Though I suppose he would probably still watch vampire movies because of the thrill of being scared, he just doesn't want them to be real.)

2. Tina loves vampires but mourns that she probably could never have a vampire boyfriend if they were actually real because she doesn't want to give up garlic bread. So she'll just stick to zombies and other monster boyfriend options.

3. Zeke calls Tina, Sweet T every now and then along with his usual TBird and Tina Girl when they start dating.

4. Tina is not really good at pet names. The last time she did one she was teased for not knowing what a thunderbird was ( My first Zekina headcanon posts for context). So she usually leaves the pet names to Zeke. Though she can take pleasure in knowing she's one of the few people that Zeke is okay with saying his full first name, Ezekiel. Though, every now and then she will call me Kiel when she's feeling spicy (look up the definition of "keel" and you'll know why it's spicy especially if you know my headcanon of Zeke getting a captain's license XD)

5. Zeke reads poetry and classic literature every now and then when he's lonely at home. Tina is impressed by his interest in poetry and classic literature because it contrasts so much with his personality. His interest in poetry helped build his creativity so he later could write songs with Jimmy Jr or Gene.

6. Zeke graduates from air guitar to actual, acoustic guitar because I say so. LOL

7. Before dating (but after she's officially over Jimmy Junior), sometimes Zeke would purposefully try to start competitions with Tina because he loves butting heads with her when she gets very competitive and trash-talky in a game setting.

If he's not ready to get serious with Tina then he might as well have some fun and goad her into a competition of who can create the best puns, that being one example at least.

Tina doesn't realize this is another one of Zeke's ways of flirting with her until much, much later. She just assumes he's being an annoying butthead that wants to get a rise out of her. (I just want more of their competitiveness from "Friends with Burger-Fits", it's so cute and funny!)

8. It takes a while for Tina and Zeke to go anywhere with their relationship because both are so comfortable being friends. Zeke isn't subtle about wanting to date her but never seems like he takes it seriously as a defense mechanism, so Tina always assumes he's joking. Tina takes a while to be ready to admit to herself she's attracted to Zeke because he looks nothing like what she usually goes for in a guy aside from growing taller in his later years and his accent.

9. Tina is the first to confess she like likes Zeke but Zeke is the one who asks her out. (Technically Zeke was the first one to confess he like liked Tina, but he never really made a serious move so Tina is the true confession that helped Zeke get serious and make his move seriously)

10.  Zeke gave Tina wildflowers (a step up from just weeds XD) on their first date to make up for the fact he couldn't afford a store-bought bouquet on top of all the other stuff he planned to do with her. He continues to give her wildflowers every now and then until their first-year anniversary. For their anniversary he surprises her with a bouquet of white gardenias, red roses, and lavenders. (Gardenia because it's Tina's favorite flower, lavender because it's the smell of the candle Zeke was holding in "Tina and the Real Ghost", and the red rose because that's what Tina received from Jimmy Jr. in "The Gene & Courtney Show". Just Zeke casually making up for never giving Tina a carnation in that episode XD)

11. Once Zeke made a love song for Tina about bumper cars just so he could say the phrase "bumper to bumper" after finding out Tina liked it when the traffic updates said it. Tina was really into the song. He couldn't do a song specifically about the traffic updates because it was too boring for him. lol

12. Tina tries to be as supportive of Zeke as he is of her and become his hype woman. She's not great at it, but she's trying her best and Zeke will always appreciate her for that.

13. Tina often fears she isn't giving enough in the relationship because Zeke gives so much by comparison. Part of it is to make up for the years of never giving him a chance as well as being hostile to him at the beginning. Zeke tells her she doesn't need to run herself ragged to prove to herself the relationship is equal. She's already enough on her own for him. He doesn't hold it against her for how she acted when she was 13 and neither should she for herself. Heck, they probably wouldn't even have a relationship if she still held onto all the gross or naughty stuff he did at 13. She'll never understand how he can be so darn understanding.

14. When they watch scary movies, Zeke holds onto Tina acting like he's comforting her when in reality he's just hiding he's the one that needs to be held and just holds onto Tina to remedy it. Tina is very much aware of this and simply lets Zeke be the tough guy protecting his girl for his sake. It's not like Tina is completely unaffected by scary films anyway, so she does appreciate the embrace. She tries to remember to return the favor and embrace him back when he embraces her. However. sometimes she enjoys the embrace and immerses in the moment too much that she forgets accidentally.

15. Zeke is the first to say I love you to Tina. (I have no idea how it's going to happen. It's either going to be super casual by accident or the most obnoxious thing in the world on purpose. I will settle for no inbetweens! XD)

16. Zeke proposes to Tina on Halloween with his late grandma's wedding ring. He originally wanted to reenact what Tina did in "Tina and the Real Ghost" (because that was the day he realized he had a crush on her in my headcanon) and surprise her. Things get out of hand when Louise decides Zeke needs help to make the proposal more memorable and add some more zombie spice. Louise gets Calvin and his carnies involved to make it seem like Mr. Fishoeder started a zombie apocalypse for free labor and now is going to pull a Frankenstein on Tina and Zeke by killing them and using both their parts for a new body. That way his brain can live on in a new, immortal, stitched-up body that could always be in control of his zombie carnies.

Zeke was able to catch on none of it was real once Mr. Fishoeder said the words that copied what Zeke wrote in ketchup in the mausoleum,

Tonight you will depart from this mortal state.

To be reborn as one, this is your fate.

Tina was a mix of trying to rationalize everything because she knew zombies weren't real and also thinking this was something she wouldn't put past Mr. Fishoeder doing. While Zeke was going to have a few words with Louise later, he just went along with it and kept his fingers crossed that Tina would be into it. He intended to shock her a bit before proposing to her, not full-out scare her into thinking a real zombie apocalypse was happening.

When he finally asked her to marry him, the zombie carnies stopped moving toward them, music started playing (you pick what song it is. I assume it's from Gene because I think the Belcher family is hiding in the background of the cemetery somewhere lol), and the zombie carnies dance. They also moan to the instrumental of the song as if they were trying to sing it.

Tina says yes but also has so many questions about all that just happened. Zeke credits everything aside from the ketchup writing in the mausoleum to Louise. He told her not to do it because he didn't want Tina mad at him for making her think her life was in danger just for a proposal. Zeke assumes that Louise took it as a "wink-wink-nudge-nudge" no and did it anyway, thinking he meant he just didn't want to be blamed for it.

Calvin also confirms that even if he wanted to go to Frankenstein on someone he would of went after way sexier people for his new body and the couple was so not on his sexy list. Calvin and the carnies, now acting normal leave the pair alone in the cemetery so they can go home.

Zeke tries to apologize to Tina for the chaos but is cut off by the intense passion of her lips.  After the deep kiss, Tina tells him it was the best Halloween, zombie-themed proposal ever and she couldn't imagine a better way to be proposed to. Zeke got over his anger with Louise pretty quickly after that.

The Belcher family hops from their hiding spots and runs to go hug and congratulate the couple on their engagement.

(On that Halloween, Zeke went as Frankenstein's Mobster and Tina went as Frankenstein's Mobster's Lich or Frankenstein's Lich for shortening's sake. Just don't make an acronym of the longer version XD. The idea is that Frankenstein's monster found a lich, got together, and they formed a zombie mafia where they're both the bosses)

Anyway, that's it for my Zekina headcanons for now. I have no doubt I will probably make more in the future. Especially if I get some good character interaction between Tina and Zeke in "So You Stink You Can Dance" on the 23rd. I really hope they work together to support Jimmy Jr. in that episode!

Bob's Burgers Question and Adult Belcher Kids and Friends Job Headcanons

I recently got into Bob's Burgers and felt like drawing the Belcher Kids, Jimmy Jr., and Zeke as adults (9 years later). I do need some help with design suggestions though. I see Zeke as a tattoo around both upper arms guy (and maybe some in the back) but I'm stumped on ideas. As a ZekexTina shipper the only idea I have is one of his upper arms having one gardenia with weeds wrapping around the upper arm. I don't want Zeke's tattoos to only be about my preferred ship. So any suggestions for Zeke's tattoos will be appreciated. Now onto my headcanons.

Tina - Online (very) graphic novel artist. She makes her money off of making trashy romance novels but her true passion is her webcomic because it's not tied down by any editors and she can create it how she pleases.

Gene - Social media influencer. He started out with Linda trying to help his family advertise Bob's Burgers on the web. He transitioned by making money off of his Youtube channel (or whatever you call it in the Bob's Burgers universe) by doing whatever creative thing he thinks of such as wacky covers of popular songs or food reviews. His channel is whatever he wants it to be and you never know what he plans to do next.

Louise - At 18 she hasn't matured enough to take over her dad's restaurant. She mostly finds a way to cause chaos while still somehow keeping her job on the wharf. Once she grows a bit more, she decides she still wants to run the family business as she did when she was nine.

Jimmy Jr. - Tried to make it in the dancing industry only to see how corrupt it actually was and didn't want any of that. He teaches dancing instead and tries to be the parent figure his father never was.

Zeke - After getting rejected from joining the military (probably from ADHD but you decide), he finds himself going back to train under Bob Belcher to become a chef because Bob was one of the only people that didn't make him feel like a screw-up and he loved how much he felt at home in the Belcher family. He also does self-defense classes as well that Jimmy Jr. and Louise sometimes volunteer to help out (not that much of Louise though because she makes the environment too chaotic and nothing ever gets done)

Whenever the Bats would complain about any of their tech malfunctioning, Bruce would definitely be the type of dad to go "Back in the days, I didn't even have that" (and of course he overdoes it) :

Dick : This grappling gun's jammed again !

Bruce : Be grateful. I used to scale buildings by hand with a hook and rope.

Dick : Yeah, yeah.

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Tim : The encryption program is too slow to crack this file.

Bruce : I cracked codes with a pencil, paper, and a lot of staring.

Tim : [rolls his eyes]

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Jason : The comms in my helmet cut out mid-fight. How am I supposed to fucking coordinate with the other dickwads ?!

Bruce : When I started, I had no comms. Hand signals and pigeons were my options.

Jason : ... Pigeons ?

Bruce : Yeah, now quit whining.

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Damian : Father ! My sword tracker isn’t syncing properly !

Bruce : Know what I used to do when I lost track of my gear on the field ? I used this thing called "my eyes" to find it. Maybe try that.

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Barbara : The Batcomputer is practically prehistoric at this point. Maybe it’s time to invest in an upgrade.

Bruce : Prehistoric ? I started with a notebook and an encyclopedia. Plus, I had to cross-reference everything manually. How’s that for prehistoric ?

Barbara : Sure, Grandpa.

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Cass : My night vision is acting up. Can you fix it ?

Bruce : When I first started, I had to rely on the moonlight. You’ve got infrared, thermal imaging, and sonar. Don’t take it for granted.

Cass : ...

Bruce : ... Fine, I’ll fix it.

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In the group chat.

Tim : Just survived another sermon about the olden days and gratitude. I swear, I’ve got a migraine.

Steph : Yikes. What was it about this time ?

Jason : Let me guess. How he had to hack into systems using a pocket calculator and sheer willpower ?

Tim : Close. It was how he used to decode encrypted files by hand and climb five stories to cut the power while it rained.

Steph : Classic. Did he end with the “you don’t know how easy you have it” speech ?

Tim : Oh, absolutely. With a bonus lecture about how he built the Batcomputer.

Jason : Next time, just tell him you don’t care.

Tim : And risk another hour ? No thanks.

3 More Princess Tutu Head Cannons!

Cause what else am I supposed to do with my time?

1. The Final Heart Shard is not one of Mytho's emotions

Okay, this one will take a bit of backtracking.

In the story of the "Prinze und Raben" the knight is killed by the raven. When Fakir takes over the role of the knight, the events of the story are expected to be repeated; therefore, he is fated to die. Likewise, Princess Tutu confessed her love and vanished into a speck of light in the story, so when she shows up again, she is expected to repeat history.

You still with me? Okay good.

Fakir was told that he was the reincarnation of Mytho's protector, and that's how Drosselmeyer brought the role of the knight back into the story. But what about Tutu? Tutu vanished, but Drosselmeyer didn't try to convince Duck that she was a reincarnation. Instead, he gave a piece of Mytho's heart. Why?? Can a shard of emotion from the Prince turn her into a different person?

Maybe. But What if....Whaaat if, when Princess Tutu had confessed her love to Mytho in the story, he had absorbed her essence? What if Tutu had confessed on purpose so that she could give her power to Mytho? What if she became apart of his heart so that he could better fight against the Raven?

Also, remember that Mytho can only use his pink petal powers of awesomeness after Duck returns the final shard. The same powers that Tutu can be seen using in the first episode.

I propose that the heart shard Duck possesses can turn her into Princess Tutu because it was originally of Princess Tutu.

2. Rue doesn't know how to write.

(Whoops, Headlessknight totally debunked this one! Brought up the fact that Rue can be seen reading, and writes an essay so...my bad)

This one only really matters if you also subscribe to the head cannon that Fakir and Rue are siblings (and therefore Rue has story spinner abilities), which is explained and supported very well right here --->http://princesstutu.livejournal.com/209541.html

So! What do you do when you're trying to prevent your decedents from developing their reality warping writing powers and derailing your control over Kinkan town? Why, you traumatize one of them, and then (because you're a magnificently creative jerk) you prevent the other one from ever learning how to write in the first place!

Rue was kidnapped at a young age. Its highly unlikely that the Raven would have wanted to teach her how to read or write. In fact, the opposite is much more plausible. Preventing Rue from learning how to read and write would handicap her compared to the other children, and would undermine her self confidence. The Raven would likely use it as a way of holding power over Rue.

Even if she was taught how to write at Kinkan's school, she was primarily there for ballet, and I don't imagine any of her classes would foster the flames of creative writing. (Granted, I don't know this for sure... Can anyone elaborate on what the education of a dance academy in Germany would be like???)

3. Duck uses Fakir's hair as a nest/pillow.

Fakir's hair is super-duper fluffy; therefore, after the story has ended, Duck uses Fakir's hair as a nest and later pillow.

This head cannon has no rhyme or reason. I just like the idea of it.

 Anywho, Thanks Guys and TTFN til next time :)

3 Princess Tutu Headcannons

Mytho Used to be Blonde

In episode 5 we see a picture of an old man telling a boy (that we can assume to be Mytho because the print on the previous page mentions "the Prince" talking to an old man) about Princess Tutu. In the picture, the boy's hair is colored a faint yellow. 

Also, if we look at Mythos eyebrows (yes, I am referencing his eyebrows) we can see that they appear to be a very pale brown.

Mytho 's hair was probably blonde ( maybe turned sandy brown as he grew up), and then after fighting decades with the raven,  his hair turned white from old age. even though he never grew older in any other way.

Drosselmeyer Used to be Married to a Ballerina

Drosselmeyer had children; therefore, we'll assume that he was married. His wife died before him, and he was devastated. To help cope with the sadness, he started writing the "Prinz und Raben" and had used ballet in the story to honor her.

Duck is a Duckling and Not Native to Germany

Most (if not all) ducks, that start off yellow, later lose their downy feathers and grow new ones with different colors. Duck probably still has her downy and is therefore still quite young ( either that or it's an artistic choice.)

Also, no duck's native to Germany have pure yellow feathers as ducklings. (that I could find) Likely, Duck was brought in by a foreign family and lost. This would also explain her lack of knowledge of the towns history, and her surprise at seeing Mr. Cat. If she had grown up outside of Kinkan Town, she would not be used to the world warping weirdness of Drosselmeyer's powers.

Anywhoosies,  I hope you like my headcanons and a good day everyone!

mic and bumblebee hcs? ^_^

I am very glad you asked. 030

( also everyone GO CHECH THEM OUT THEY are amazing, and they are one of my pals 😊👍

at the beginning bee had a little bit of feelings for mic, at first he liked her as a friend but then later on (like beginning of season 2) he realized that he has a thing for mic.

mic began gaining feelings for bumblebee later on (in between seasons 2 & 3)

cuddles are a must, like bee will randomly just cuddle mic and she’s ok with it and doesn’t mind.

the first time he heard mic call blitzwing “Bitchwing” his mouth dropped and he’s like ‘holy mother of frag”

Whenever bee gets angry and his eyes turn red & he becomes hostile mic and the others would try to calm him down, but he somehow becomes less hostile when mic is the one comforting and trying to calm him down.

Mic Taught bee how to Rickroll people

If these two are in a video game team with each other. Be scared because they are both evenly matched good at the video game.

Mic takes bee out nature walks and even though he doesn’t like it. He goes out because he likes seeing mic happy and honestly loves when mic makes a flower crown and lets him put it on.

They both love to sing. Karaoke nights are fun with everyone too. Just everyone willing to pick a song and without a care in the world and just singing.

Mic sometimes get irritated with bumblebee’s actions in season 1 (ex, the episode with bumblebees speed boosters, and the one wrestling episode aka ep 4, and the space barnacle episode.)

Bumblebee adores mics freckles he thinks it’s adorable.

Bumblebee always uses emoji’s when texting.

Mic loves his door wings, she asked if he could fly, and after a test to see if he could he couldn’t sadly, mic still loves them anyway.

Bee gave her a hamburger cat plush, a squirrel squishmallow plush, a axolotl Minecraft plush, a sketchbook, pencils and watercolor paint for her birthday.

And for bees she gave him a new video game. And a bracket she made for him (she also made bracelets for the team aswell)

Bulkhead and sari started shipping them in season 2.

That’s all for now but feel free to ask again if you want to know more about these two or family/team prime. <3 💖💛

My Tfa hight headcanons

Yes

I like to see TFA Optimus as a father figure and nothing more sooo fluff headcanons for a fatherly TFA Optimus if that makes sense?

(Both of these were in the inbox so I’ll just combine these two)

When he finds out you view him as a father figure he’s a bit confused but also super honored.

He’s a little nervous at first because he’s never raised a sparkling/kid and he’ll try to read up on Earth parenting (even if you’re an adult).

He becomes pretty protective and will scold you in a very fatherly manner if you do something wrong/something that could hurts you.

Best hugs! If you tell him you need a hug because you’re feeling down prepare yourself for the warmest hug.

If you need a ride to school/work he’s happy to drop you off and pick you up and then listen to how your day went.

If people hit on you while he’s around be prepared for papa bear mode to kick in. He’ll pull them aside and ask what their intentions are and try to judge if they’ll treat you right.

If he finds out about dad jokes be prepared for him to make a couple of those occasionally.

Always gets you a gift for your birthday/Christmas (usually something you mentioned wanting/needing).

If you have a date with someone he’ll insist on meeting them to make sure they’re safe (he’s just worried his new kid might get hurt).

The first time you slip up and call him dad he’s confused and a little bit panicked but once he gets used to it he’ll just smile.

Will definitely help you with school/work projects as best as he can (if you’re both stumped he’ll take it to Ratchet).

Weak resistance to puppy dog eyes. You wanna keep an animal that followed you to the base and he says absolutely not? Puppy eyes and he’ll give in.

Will often praise you for the stuff you do and tell you he’s very proud of you.

If someone bullies you at school/work then he will confront them at their own home, they apologize the next day and don’t bully you anymore.

If you get a pic of you two made he’ll keep it in either his room or in his subspace.

santos and whitaker scenes i want to see in season two:

sharing a tupperware of lumpia for lunch.

whenever one of them finds out about gossip, the first thing they do is try to find the other one.

santos, while trying to get a reluctant whitaker to do something for her: c'mon huckleberry! den, denny- c'mon.

silent communication using the eyes, even better if it's blatantly in front of other people.

santos turning to whitaker, about to ask him to fetch her something, and the camera pans to whitaker with said thing already in his hand.

just one mention of a shared spotify playlist between them. please.

both of them sitting in santos' car and silently decompressing after the shift.

Toga convinces Shigaraki to start drinking herbal tea to reduce stress. Shigaraki becomes addicted to drinking tea and it is now his comfort drink. Sometimes when he’s evil plotting, Twice will bring him a cup of tea.

Twice does all the cooking because Shigaraki tried once and they all had food poisoning, Toga doesn’t know a measuring cup from a teaspoon, dabi only knows how to make kraft dinner, grilled cheese sandwhiches, and cup ramen, spinner absolutely butchers the ingredients, and mr compress doesn’t want to.

Absolutely obsessed with your santos and Whitaker headcanons please keep them coming! I’ve gone through all the fics on ao3 already lol

thank you! it's nearing the end of the school year for me, so unfortunately i'm too busy to make much fanfiction/art for them even though i dabble in both.

here's more headcanons, because i can't stop thinking about them:

santos has a major sweet tooth. once or twice a week, she buys herself an iced mocha and a slice of strawberry cake from this cafe that's en route to the hospital.

whitaker's bible has a small lamb embroidered onto the front. it's one of the two belongings he still has from nebraska. the other is a sweatshirt from the university he did his undergrad at.

she has to keep an eye on whitaker at all times when they visit the local asian market because he's too busy staring in awe to notice what's going on around him.

whitaker is very obsessed with banana sauce. he puts it on everything once he's tried it.

santos gave him buldak ramen without telling him how spicy it was once. it was funny for about a minute until she realized that this white boy really can't handle spicy food. he tries eating the whole thing because wasting food makes him feel guilty. santos stops him after 3-4 bites because this looks like actual, physical torture for the guy. she still makes fun of him after, of course. while handing him the whole milk jug.

santos gets way too into his stories about animal slaughter. one time he had to leave in the middle of talking about how he dissected a rat when he was first curious about studying medicine and the first thing she did when she saw him again was demand to hear the rest.

trinity santos + dennis whitaker: roommates || post-canon headcanons

whitaker wakes up around an hour before santos does. it's an old habit from when he used to work on the farm. he makes breakfast for the both of them, usually.

after a month of living together, santos started stealing whitaker's hoodies. they're around the same size and she tells him that it's part of his rent. javadi is the first one to notice.

santos practices martial arts after a long shift. when she's back home, she can hear whitaker reciting scripture in his room.

they watch a movie together once a week. sometimes it's horror, which santos is pleasantly surprised to know does not affect whitaker—despite his "really needs a xanax and a weighted blanket" aura.

all of santos' sincere compliments are in filipino. she knows he doesn't understand shit.

since all of whitaker's friends/family are in nebraska, santos is his emergency contact.

Hihi have you ever thought of planetlord as a god at all? I always get "a god born from the stars" vibes from him. ^_^ what do yoh think hed look like and what his personality would be like

Y. YOU. THANK YOU FOR ASKING THIS QUESTION.

okay. so i've never really thought of a concrete origin for him, however i've always drawn him with lots of astronomy-related imagery.

well. apart from my first ever drawing of him. which is rather dull.

but here are some of my more interesting early drafts

my current Planet design, however, does look rather godly

i do quite like the "god born of the stars" headcanon though because it's rather vague and fits into my whole idea of him having unknown/uncertain but decidedly (though ambiguously) divine origins, which is sorta close with my similarly unconcrete headcanons for Spoke (headcanon being that he's some humanoid creature that's possibly immortal and has probably been around for a few millennia)

i'm loaded with design headcanons though, namely; Planet's hair is fuckin,, like those god ponies from mlp in the sense that it's all flowy and cloud-like. it also reflects different stars and constellations at different times. meanwhile, his cloak is a glimpse into the distant universe, though pinpointing the exact location is rather difficult

i guess i sort of see him as a keeper of space knowledge? like he's a living record of where the heavenly bodies of the universe are and have been.

tldr i see him as having an ambiguous astral background. he (like my hc for Spoke) is possibly immortal and has been around for at least a few millennia (though has only recently, ie lifesteal, interacted with mortals). he's a walking talking record of the universe's heavenly bodies (planets, stars, etc) and it's all really cool. that's all. can you tell i like Planet.

💔 for Mordred if you will?

I have a headcanon that Mordred is a little magical, like Gawain and some of his other relatives. I don’t think he’s been trained to use magic, at least not in any grand capacity, or he’d use it in plot-altering ways. Magic is just something that happens to him, like when he doesn’t drown during the May Day massacre. 

Where does the angst come in? I headcanon that his powers, which aren’t really within his control, have a dark edge—the shadow to Gawain’s sun. Being around Mordred for too long can do weird things to people, and his presence makes them a bit queasy, even if they like him. Everything around him dies a little. It’s always been that way, he knows it, and it’s part of what drives his arc down: if he acts like a monster, well, some part of him always thought he was one, anyway; and if he’s doomed, well, given what he does, it’s only fair.

I have a few conflicting sets of headcanons—if character X is ______, then character Y is ______, based on their interactions—so I stuck with people who I only have one headcanon for who immediately came to mind. Most of the characters seem ace, probably because these are meant as children’s books, so these are for romantic orientation.

Aro Alice Angel, Inez Branko**, Claerwen

Bi Asa Pike, Olivia Vertigo, Ezekiel Bloor, Grizelda Bone*, Idith Branko**

Gay Manfred Bloor

Straight Emma Tolly

*Maybe one day I’ll write a fic set when Alice Angel is living at Charlie’s house where Alice thinks that Grizelda is calm and remote because Alice is doing her Jedi mind trick thing, Grizelda thinks that she feels dizzy and confused because she has a crush on Alice, and the answer is probably both.

**This is going off my deep desire to differentiate Idith and Inez rather than anything in the plot. They are not the same person. That’s not how identical twins work, unless one of them is the other’s magically created doppelgänger illusion or something, which isn’t impossible but seems unlikely, since they argue.

so what are your guy's sexuality headcanons

I headcanon that Ranpo often got 0/100 but not because he was dumb, but because he was too lazy to answer the questions. He would just give the paper blank

I have headcanons abt Dazai's grandpa and it's time to confess:

╰┈➤ He's a veteran. He served in the army for 30 years, being a colonel for 20 years. Before that, he was a florist (those two jobs had nothing to do with each other ik).

╰┈➤ His first love, and his true love, was a woman who served as a nurse. They promised to marry each other once they're out of this shit. Though, she's not Dazai's grandma? Why? Well, the enemy bombed their base, and she sadly passed away. He never truly recovered, and his screams were so loud that the other soldiers thought his voice was going to break.

Dazai's whole family is traumatised idc <3

Togruta Marking Headcanons (Evolutionary and Epigenetic)

Okay, so the question is:

Do you think togruta markings are purely genetic or partly genetic and partly influenced by the environment?

e.g. a stressful adolescence leads to more complex markings/breakage

This conversation was had in large part on discord with @atagotiak and @dracothulhu.

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Warning/s: angst, old!Coriolanus Snow, talk about cruelty, death, possible grammar and spelling mistakes

Author's note: Here you go. I hope that you enjoy!

Coriolanus Snow and you were inseparable as children.

You were both born into the elite families of the Capitol so it was acceptable that your lives intertwined from a very young age.

You two used to spend those days exploring the grandeur of the Capitol, dreaming of the future where you could make a difference in all of Panem.

However, as you grew older, your ideologies began to diverge.

Snow was groomed to be a leader, thought that power and control were necessary to maintain order.

You on the other hand, developed a deep empathy for the people of Panem, especially the ones from Districts.

You believed in a leadership that was compassionate and fair.

So Snows rise to power was not sudden but gradual.

He was a master manipulator, forming alliances and eliminating threats.

He believed that fear was a necessity tool to maintain order and control.

His charisma and cunning made him a formidable leader.

You couldn't do anything but to watch as your best friend transformed into a leader you could barely recognize.

Into a person you could barely recognize.

You found yourself being torn between your loyalty to Snow and your concern for the people of Panem, but your please to him fell on deaf ears.

Many years later, a rebellion that sparked in one of the Districts marked a turning point in Snow's leadership.

The rebellion hardened Snow's resolve to rule with an iron fist.

He implemented even harsher laws and increased the frequency of the Hunger Games.

You could only stand aside and watch as your best friend turned into a tyrant.

Despite your disagreement with Coriolanus' methods, you chose to stay by his side.

You hoped that perhaps you could somehow prevail in influencing his decisions from within.

So you tried to mitigate the damage caused by Snow's politicies, often working behind the scenes to provide aid to the Districts as much as you possibly could.

In a desperate attempt to change the course of Panem's future, you planned to undermine Snow.

You secretly gathered support from like-minded individuals within the Capitol, even though there were little of those.

However, your plans were discovered, leading to a tragic fallout between the two friends that sparked another rebellion.

Your death.

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delete this if you find it weird or confusing 🙏

But headcanons of what snow (old) would act like if he saw the granddaughter of his first love that he betrayed or something , like she looks exactly like her and she’s been chosen for the games

Reminder of His First Love | Coriolanus Snow Headcanons

Warning/s: Old!Snow, mentions of death, possible grammar and spelling mistakes

Author's note: OMG THIS IS AMAZINGG!! I really tried and I truly hope that I did this justice it deserves and I'm sorry if this is not what you had on mind. Enjoy!

So you're a granddaughter of one and only songbird, Lucy Gray Baird.

After she escaped form Snows clutches, she made it look like she was dead just so he could leave her alone forever.

Her heart broke from his betrayal.

She moved to the furthest part of the District 12 once she returned back home.

She tried to live her life to the fullest after everything that happened.

Later on she married a nice man from her District and they had a son.

She sadly passed away not long after.

However, her spirit lived on and passed itself upon her dear granddaughter who she sadly never met.

She would've been proud if she knew you.

Your father always told you that you were your grandmother's clone.

And boy was that true.

Your face, your hair, your voice, the way you carried yourself... everything was just like Lucy Gray.

Your mom always used to joke that she was reincarnated in came back as you.

And just like your grandmother, you got picked for the Hunger Games as a female tribute from District 12.

President Snow was sipping on his tea as he watched the reaping ceremony and he could swear that his heart stopped beating for a moment once he saw you in a colorful dress as you stepped up.

He tried to not think of Lucy Gray Baird for a long time, now imagine his shock when she stepped onto that stage once again.

Once the interviews came and you were interviewed by Caesar Flickerman a usual question came up.

"What is your talent?"

You stopped to think for a moment and answered without hesitation.

"I can sing." You smiled at him and then looked at the crowd. "I know that it may not help me much in the arena, but I'm really good at it."

Snow thought that you proved that, alright.

You formed alias whith Foxface in the arena.

As she died you held her in your arms as you sang her to sleep.

"No, nothing you can take was ever worth keeping..."

Snow was frozen in his seat.

During the games, he found it hard to watch them somehow.

It was perfectly clear that Lucy Gray came back to haunt him and destroy him.

And boy did she do exactly that.

He never would have thought that Lucy Gray's daughter would become the leader of the rebellion.

He should've explained it, though.

The rebells won and you were supposed to be the one to execute Snow.

The words that you told him once you met up with him before his execution echoed in his mind until the moment he died.

"I am absolutely repulsed by you."

With that, Lucy Gray's clone left him speechless.

He couldn't believe that after all those years she still affected him.

But you now what they say, you never forget your firsts.

Pretty soon he was tied up against the pole as you stood a few feet away from him.

"You're as pure as the driven snow." You mocked him before you let the arrow fly, ripping through the air.

It seems like Lucy Gray's mockingjays did harm him after all.

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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes Masterlist

✭ - smut

♡ - fluff

➳ - angst

۵ - hurt/comfort

☆ - headcanons

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Coriolanus Snow

"Snow lands on top."

The Fall Of Snow - She was just supposed to be a pawn in his games, a way to get the Plinth Prize. He wasn't supposed to care. She was just a tribute, after all. [➳]

Peace - Coriolanus Snow never thought that he would find peace, until he did. [♡۵]

Reminder of His First Love - Coriolanus Snow headcanons [☆➳]

Another Love - He loved her from a moment he saw her, but she can't love him back. [➳]

The Plinth Prize - You were everything he detested, perhaps that's what made him fall. [♡]

The Lakes - You spend your time with Coryo at the lake in the woods as the sun sets down. [♡]

When Did It All Go Wrong - Coriolanus Snow x best friend!reader [☆➳]

Songbird's Plan - The presence of a song bird can change everything for one who appreciates them or "if it weren't for the baby" TBOSAS edition. [➳]

The Zoo Accident - Your tribute stepped over the line. [➳♡]

I Bet You Think About Me - On the day of his wedding he had everything... except for the bride that he wanted. [➳]

Sejanus Plinth

"I can make the world a better place."

Betrayal - After Coriolanus betrayed him once again, he seeks comfort from the person that will forever be by his side. [➳۵♡]

Transfem Max from camp camp you’ll always be famous to me

Non-binary critter!

Guess who can use this for devious writing purposes *rubs hands mischeviously*

The plot of DAT is toys who rebel are bad and killed, and they don’t get rights. Which is funny because the holder of the event is openly non-binary and forced their way into that position for the sole purpose of getting the toys rights.

I’m telling ya, they and Poe are gonna have an alliance

“Tell me if you see any homophobes bestie”

“On it boss 🥰”

Rabie, Simon and Poe absolutely hate being ruled over at first before they realise their boss is LGBT… and then become absolute SHEEP

We all kind of agree that Mic was bullied in middle school, right?

He kind of wanted to change everything about how he held himself entering high school- and oh- this poor boy. Mic was always so interested in old American media.

He binged so many- so many- American high school movies and BELIEVED THEM.

He started gelling his hair up and changed to sunglasses after being inspired by those "glow up" montages in those movies, to be cool.

MANGA SPOILERS (chapter 298)

Im quite frankly disaPPOINTED that I haven't seen more people using Mics buff arms and Aizawa's lack of a leg to have malewife and girlboss erasermic dynamic.

Aizawa totally- definitely- subtly asks Mic to carry him around the hospital.

"There's a wheelchair yknow-"

And Aizawa is asleep already, enjoying Mic's newly found tibbidies

I know the Mic fandom likes giving him his growth spurt before Aizawa but CONSIDER the complete opposite! Dude hit puberty LATE.

Aizawa just grew??? So much??? Between 2nd and 3rd year. And… Mic’s solid 5’5 ass finds himself looking up at his friend.

Then- of course- Aizawa leaves Mic after graduation to focus on being an underground hero, effectively severing their contact with each other.

He still has some vague connection with Kayama even several years after graduating. Sometime in his mid-20s, Kayama asks for the umpteenth time if he wants to catch up over dinner or something. Of course, very casually mentioning there’s a new ramen place with a cat cafe just a block away. Aizawa is a very simple man. He agrees, only a bit hesitant.

Almost late as always, Aizawa finds it easy to spot Kayama with her waving at him from the corner of the restaurant the moment he steps in. He’s midway through acknowledging he’s seen her (a slow blink) when he notices- she’s not alone.

There’s a stranger sitting next to her. A man.

ᴴᵒˡʸ ˢʰⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱˢ ᵃ ᵐᵃⁿ

He finds himself tucking his face further into his scarf the closer he gets to the two. He doesn’t recognise the man. The stranger is staring down at some beverage in his hands.

Wow. His hair is fucking golden. Aizawa was never for metaphors but really- it did look like the sun the way it spreads from the tight bun it's in.

Other details start processing. Jewelry on his wrists, around his neck, on his fingers. He looks- really tall. A nerdy-looking pair of red rectangular glasses- Is that a moustache? It suits him- It looks nice. Shirts that tight should be illegal, was a thought that raced in Aizawa’s mind until it crashed into a brick wall.

He- he was just oogling at Kayama’s date, wasn’t he? This man has got to be Kayama’s date.

That’s the only logical conclusion he could come to. She didn’t mention bringing any +1 but this wouldn’t exactly be the first time Kayama’s spontaneous nature punches him in the face.

“OI! Aizawa, sit down already! Yamada’s been whining non-stop about being h-”

Yamada?

Yamada. Haha- Funny coincidence. Yamada’s a pretty popular name in Japan, isn't it? It’s common. It’s a common na- THIS– THIS CAN’T BE YAMADA YAMADA-

The not-stranger (maybe) raises his head timidly, green eyes finally looking at Aizawa.

“Yo.”

It’s fucking Yamada Yamada.

Mic is a cat person that, Mic is a dog person this...

CONSIDER: MIC IS A MARINE ANIMAL ENTHUSIAST

Did you know, the three loudest animals in the world are all marine animals?

Blue whale, producing 180 dB

Mantis shrimp, producing 200 dB

And finally, the sperm whale, capable of producing 233 dB

150 dB is around the sound level one would need to burst eardrums and these animals have no issue with that. The mantis shrimp and sperm whale both emit sounds that would be deadly (185dB - 200dB being the normal range)

Just- Imagine a 7-year-old Hizashi who is very afraid of his quirk. He's aware of how his parents, his helpers, and his family look at him. He doesn't blame them and as a response, he is near silent. Only ever nodding or shaking his head to communicate, doing things by himself to avoid the chance of slipping up. He's insecure, scared he will hurt someone again, reserved to himself.

That is until he gets shown these animals by one of his quirk therapists.

And he's- so relieved.

He's not the only one. It's natural. He's not a freak

If you don't know by now, one of my favorite HCs for Mic is that he can mimic voices due to the fact he can change the frequency of his voice.

Another one of my favorite concepts for Mic is him becoming a villain after UA does nothing about Oboro's passing. When he lashes out constantly, he becomes expelled. Shattering all hope he had for hero society.

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The night Hizashi ran away from home.

The night he brought buildings down.

The night he vanished.

He comforts himself using Oboro's voice.

It's a sick, twisted coping mechanism.

I don't have a favourite tro-

The trope where person A realizes how much Person B has done for them in the past- they didnt notice in the past due to what they were going through... what they were both going through but B stayed strong enough to care for A both and NEVER asked for anything in return.

Yes this post is specifically about Aizawa and Mic. Yes. Yes it is.

Thinking about Hizashi screaming at the media for trying to get a scoop out of a 16 year old boy who just lost his friend. Screaming at them after too many times of them trying to get a look at and EXPLOIT this grieving child for monetary gain.

Willing to look bad to keep Shota away from this. Willing to have his name dragged through the mud as a kid so that Shota didn't feel worse. Willing to help.

Shota never noticed.

Hizashi hates the media. He had to deal with the brunt of them after the incident. All the articles they wrote about him eventually faded away. Seeing them still get away with and continue trying to exploit kids leaves a disgusting taste in his mouth. He remembers the stress of keeping Shota away from them, the stress of seeing them write about him, the stress of watching his friend fall apart, the stress of them both falling apart while adults did nothing to help. Hizashi took that weight and will continue to do so. Nobody is messing with his friends.