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Episode 5: Seagulls in a nutshell

DUDE How exactly are conversations supposed to go because I thought we were all just adding in the related information we had but apparently not???

If you talk about your cat I thought it was a good addition to talk about the demon cat that hated me that time??? You were then supposed to add in a cat story or talk about a different evil animal??? Is that not how that goes???

when i used one guy to get over another guy but then i broke up with the first guy and me and the second guy broke up so now i need to find another guy to get me over the second guy

ok i had an idea.

Based off the TikTok trend

There would be no more wallowing today. 

Hermione Granger, chapter 5 of the essence of time

⋆ ˚ ࿔ soulless animal, keep feeding on my meat

all my tiny bones between your teeth

jane cum, you swallow me whole

jane cum, swallow

jane, jane 𝜗𝜚 ˚ ⋆

i am shotting everything. miss me with that rimshot accuracy shit. i'm shotting the shots. i'm shotting my accents. i'm even shotting my rests. my accuracy is 100%, y'all just don't know what i'm aiming at.

i fear that a lot of ppl don’t know what a real ‘hear me out’ is… because wdym you have to fight for your life to explain why you like jensen ackles or hugh dancy??

{tw: coulrophobia}

anyways, here’s mine:

I'll add one more thing-

If you are not Christian/Specifically believe in Christianity or associated Abrahamic religions (like Judaism or Islam), Then you do not believe in genuine "Demons".

Demons (also called iblis) are an Abrahamic concept. Sure not every instance of "inherently evil creature/spirit/being that is in service of a greater evil, usually in the form of a bigger/stronger inherently evil creature/spirit/being" is tied to Abrahamic beliefs but Demons specifically are inherently part of their religious practices.

Demons, down to the first usage of the word, are tied to their description as servants and spawn of The devil, again, another inherently Christian concept.

You are free to believe what you want to believe but I'm tired of white American witches talking about demons and angels and demonic possession then scream at me when I point those are Christian concepts. Hell, due to my own beliefs as a native American, I don't even believe in inherently evil spiritual beings.

That's all I have to say, if you aren't Christian then you don't believe in demons aka spawns of the devil aka the adversary of God. Literally believing in them means you have to believe in the existence of God and if y'all say you don't, you gotta let demon leave you vocabulary.

If you mean evil spirit or even just evil creature... Just say evil creature???

PSA - Will It Summon Demons?

Things That Are Not Likely To Summon Demons And Spirits Into Your Home:

Practicing a pagan religion

Practicing no religion

Skipping religious services

Disobeying your parents

Disobeying oppressive religious rules

Reading books about other religions

Reading books about witchcraft

Casting most types of spells, including hexes

Practicing divination

Reading tarot cards

Owning crystals

Having deity statues

Maintaining an altar

Adopting a black cat

Owning or wearing a pentacle or other pagan symbol

Playing with Ouija or other talking boards

Putting up fantasy or non-Christian artwork

Celebrating pagan holidays

Celebrating Halloween

Watching scary movies and TV shows

Reading horror novels

Playing tabletop RPGs

Playing LARP games

Playing video games

Reading fantasy books

Reading comics and graphic novels

Listening to heavy metal music

Dyeing your hair

Dancing

Swearing

Drinking

Dressing however you please

Having tattoos and piercings

Engaging in premarital sex

Being queer

Being trans

Participating in activism for progressive social causes

Things That Might Summon Demons And Spirits Into Your Home:

Literally summoning demons and spirits into your home

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