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vanoss: if I were a gardener,I put our flowers together
moo: awww
terroriser: if I were a gardener,you be my hoe
mini:...thanks.
mini: I get to light a HUGE pile of trash on fire!
mini: and get paid for it!
terroriser: Why would you light yourself on fire?
mini: ...
terroriser: Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in.
terroriser: You measure that with the goodness of your heart.
mini: We’re making pizza?
terroriser: if I were a gardener,I put our flowers together
mini: awww
nogla: if I were a gardener,you be my hoe
Vanoss:...thanks.
terroriser: Wanna see what kind of trouble we can get into?
mini: Oh god, we're going to die, aren't we?
terroriser: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself
mini: You absolutely do not
terroriser: You look nice, I want to kiss you
mini: what?
terroriser: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.