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*In a haunted house*
moo: This place is giving me the creeps. Look, I have goosebumps. Oh no. Oh no I don’t like this. Evan, I don’t like this
Vanoss, looking into the camera: Brock has goosebumps because it’s 39 degrees outside, the windows are broken, and he has no jacket. those are goosebumps of terrible planning. Wow. They sure are spooky.
vanoss: moo, I just wanted to let you know that you are the best person I have ever met. I would do anything for you if you asked it. I would jump over the moon for you, would you go out with me?
moo: vanoss where are your pants
vanoss: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?
Moo: One. One person
vanoss: Are you sure?
moo: I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
vanoss: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Moo: vanoss, I don’t think you need any more coffee
vanoss: Coffee cures depression
Moo: It doesn’t work that way
vanoss: More espresso, less depresso
moo: I didn't catch your name
vanoss: I didn't throw it
moo: I have made the decision to trust you.
vanoss: A horrible decision, really.
moo: Aren't you forgetting something?
vanoss: ...
vanoss: haPPY BIRTHDAY!!
moo: ...
moo: It's Valentine's Day.
vanoss: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot right
moo: Of course
vanoss: Tell me
moo: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances
vanoss: Good
vanoss: if I were a gardener,I put our flowers together
moo: awww
terroriser: if I were a gardener,you be my hoe
mini:...thanks.
Evan: Wanna see what kind of trouble I can get into?
moo: Oh god, you're going to die, aren't you?
Evan: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself
moo: You absolutely do not